Teri Hatcher: Triathlete

September 13th, 2009 // 65 Comments

Here’s Teri Hatcher changing out of her wetsuit while competing in the 2009 Nautica Triathlon yesterday in Malibu, and I love how a devotion to athleticism obviously hasn’t shrunk her ample breasts. It’s almost as if God smiled down upon her and said “The normal rules don’t apply to you, Teri Hatcher, and also, fantastic bikini line management. That’s right, I looked.” (God’s a peeping Tom. What’re ya gonna do?)

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Comments (65)

  1. lisa | September 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    nice

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  2. jeff | September 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    first!

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  3. Gordon S. Fisherman | September 13, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    What a sexy bitch

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  4. pasteve | September 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Nice hiney.

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  5. Gordon S. Fisherman | September 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    I want to make love in her butt hole

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  6. Gordon S. Fisherman | September 13, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Love is…

    making sexy time in her anus

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  7. deedee | September 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    She’s a definite milf. A little wacky, but still bangable.

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  8. Gordon S. Fisherman | September 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Trust me. I’m the Gordon S Fisherman.

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  9. Gordon S. Fisherman | September 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Why is she “wacky”? Fuck you!

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  10. Gordon S. Fisherman | September 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Fuck you Deedee

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  11. ak | September 13, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    what happened to her ass. there is nothing there

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  12. HOOTERS! | September 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Hmmm she’s pretty but kinda has somepectoral flab going on :( Arms are kinda my thing though, ANNND I’m not a guy so idk if it really matters that much!

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  13. HOOTERS! | September 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Hmmm she’s pretty but kinda has some pectoral flab going on :( Arms are kinda my thing though, ANNND I’m not a guy so idk if it really matters that much!

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  14. roflcopterpilot | September 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    I’d be on that like CNN on a republican scandal.

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  15. I CALL megan A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | September 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Now that’s a real woman.

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  16. me | September 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    she looks FABULOUS! I was never a big fan of hers, but I gotta hand it to her. She puts most women 1/2 her age to shame. YOU GO GIRL!

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  17. Tom | September 13, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    I got an INSTANT boner from seeing these. Damn I wanna fuck her so bad…

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  18. tromba | September 13, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    I have had a boner for her for years. I’d eat her either before or after the race!

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  19. wsys | September 13, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    I would love to shoot a big fat load into that sexy body

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  20. Couch Potato | September 13, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    OK, flipping through all of these pictures of her just changing her clothes is making me tired, and I’m going to go take a nap. I can’t even begin to think of how boring being in this event must be. And, to think of the smell, everyone there must just reek of sweat and piss and rubber….

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  21. Sue S | September 13, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    She’s not that hot, and I could beat her any old day. I’m 60 years young and stronger and faster than her. Ha Ha Ha, eat my dust!

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  22. Really Who Cares | September 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Malibu sucks!

    I wonder what was in the “Gift Bag” that she got for being in the race.

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  23. Pamela Anderson | September 13, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    KFC – Kentucky Fried Chicken – I ate the whole thing……

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  24. Cat Ink | September 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    What no ugly tattoos – she needs to get some ugly ink fast.

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  25. hacksaw | September 13, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  26. cacaforfun | September 13, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Umm ample breasts?
    Have you seen women before? This is not ample.

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  27. Venom is Back, Bitch | September 13, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    LOL @ Fish’s crush on this hag. Her tits were sagging to her stomach 15 years ago… and he’s complimenting her 15 years later.

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  28. McBiff | September 13, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Superman already hit it

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  29. Teri Hatcher | September 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

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  30. Laura | September 13, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    FISH!

    OMG, I just watched the Kanye West/Taylor Swift video on Youtube of Kanye making a complete fool out of himself! Like seriously, what. a. loser.! You gotta post the link!

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  31. hen | September 13, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am

    just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even

    naked photos on ~~~~Sugarloves.Com~~~~ under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!

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  32. astindietpi | September 13, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    I don’t think that’s good…

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  33. Emily | September 13, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Wheres the Kanye-bashing?

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  34. ann | September 13, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    There is no bad customer,only bad product.
    You can try!!!

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  35. http://www.popduds.com/ | September 13, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    full of win!!

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  36. jim | September 13, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    you all miss the point…what was her finish time?

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  37. Crocoduck | September 13, 2009 at 11:14 pm
  38. effyeray | September 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    Awful fucking tits… I’d always dug her until I saw her tits, Yipes! They were bad when she was younger, they must be wretched by now. Fucking awful tits.

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    • Bob | August 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm

      That’s true. I thought she was hot in Lois & Clark, but Heaven’s Prisoners (1996) ended that for me. I was looking forward to her tits, as many teenagers of that era were, but that was a huge letdown. The huge letdown was a common discussion topic of teenage men back in the late 1990s.

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  39. Womb Raider | September 13, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    She’s so sexy! She looks just like my mom.

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  40. Nameless | September 14, 2009 at 12:24 am

    She looks a lot better with the weight back on.

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  41. Spunky Monkey | September 14, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Clearly, she shaved (actually probably waxed) before the event.

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  42. miguelito | September 14, 2009 at 1:58 am

    good to see she’s looking healthy once again… was getting a bit emaciated not much of a while back…

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  43. VIDEOSPLITTERFORMAC | September 14, 2009 at 3:54 am

    She is so beautiful.

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  44. Al Pacino in "Heat" | September 14, 2009 at 4:32 am

    Cause she’s got a GREAT ASS. And you got your head, all the way up it.

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  45. datroof | September 14, 2009 at 8:50 am

    See fattys?

    See what you fattys can accomplish? See how good, how healthy and sexy, you can actually look when you care enough to put down the snacks and put in some work?

    Teri Hatcher is looking really damn good for an old broad. Because she puts in the effort. She doesn’t lay around eating everything within reach, as her increasing gravitational mass begins to alter the orbit of the planet, and insist men should still find her sexy.

    She works for her healthy, athletic bod. She doesn’t make excuses. She doesn’t over-eat and she lays off the snacks. She cares.

    You lazy, bloated, disgustingly fat moo-cows out there are not sexy. Teri Hatcher is sexy.

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  46. estetik | September 14, 2009 at 9:17 am

    literally awful..

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  47. jiajia | September 14, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Thanks for article. Everytime like to read you.

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  48. Kantutero | September 14, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Wanna bang her since i was a kid certified MILF wanna lick her butthole

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  49. Darth | September 14, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    She isn’t quite a pussy.Folks?!

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  50. Galtacticus | September 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    This proves,unlike her acting,she isn’t a real clums.

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