Teri Hatcher is suing a British tabloid for libel because it said that she repeatedly has sex with different men in a VW van parked outside her house.
London law firm Schillings said Hatcher, 40, had instructed them to begin libel proceedings against the Daily Sport over articles that she says “falsely alleged that she engages in sex romps on a regular basis with a series of men in a VW van parked outside her L.A. home for this purpose.”
This is one of those things that seems so incredibly ridiculous that it must be true. When you make up lies about somebody you usually make it somewhat believable, like they wet their beds or eat live monkeys. But having sex with a bunch of strange men in a van parked outside your house? It’s like reporting she kidnaps homeless men and keeps them in a sex dungeon in her basement. Which, on a side note, I hear she totally does.
Regime Machine | November 23, 2005 at 2:01 pm
Atleast shes not having sex inside some random L.A. house thats parked outside of her van. You know?
MortyFishbein | November 23, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Terri Hatcher has to do soemthing to prove she’s the actual hottest, most desperate housewife. Eva Longoria stole that title from her. So she’ll keep doing repairmen and pizza guys until something gives. Most likely it’ll be her 52 year-old back.
Binky | November 23, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Oh shit !! Does this mean I have to sell the VW van now ? Damn Teri and her ‘moods’….
PinkRose | November 23, 2005 at 2:52 pm
If I were Teri, I would find that rumor hysterical and just forget about it. Honestly, who cares? Teri needs to get over herself. That is rumor isn’t such a bad rumor anyway. Nothing worth suing someone over.
Horatio | November 23, 2005 at 3:34 pm
This is a brazen attempt by Ms. Hatcher to crowbar herself back into the news. Keep it coming, Teri.
giromide | November 23, 2005 at 3:45 pm
When will Desperate Housewives jump the shark? Seriously, I’m sick of it already.
ElFurbe | November 23, 2005 at 3:50 pm
I just want to know where the line ends so I can get a spot. She’s certainly older now than she was when I was smitten with Lois Lane on Lois and Clark, but I’d still be down. It’d be a nostalgic win, for sure.
Zanathon | November 23, 2005 at 4:21 pm
Why can’t the Daily Sport get their story straight?
Every guy in her neighborhood knows that she performs hummers on them in a 2003 Humvee parked by the Toy’R'Us garbage bin at the end of her block.
Horatio | November 23, 2005 at 4:27 pm
Note that she does not deny that sex romps occurred on an irregular basis.
MrPloppy | November 23, 2005 at 4:46 pm
OK for those Americans who don
Georgia | November 23, 2005 at 6:27 pm
Teri Hatcher should be glad that anyone is bothering to write about her at all. However it seems that she isn’t really acting on Desparate Housewives, she IS that whiny and pathetic in real life too.
You’re so right -giromide- that show needs to go.
the booch | November 23, 2005 at 7:07 pm
Strange that she’d sue them considering she admitted as such to Barbera Walters earlier this year.
HollyJ | November 23, 2005 at 9:09 pm
LOL @ Horatio (“irregular basis”) !! HA HA
Hey, will someone please just laser that huge verticle forehead vein she has? It looks like a jungle vine.
katesuperfan | November 23, 2005 at 11:37 pm
it’s obviously not true.
if she had contortionist-like sex in a VW van, her legs would be broken in several places. she’s that skinny, ya know?
tori | November 24, 2005 at 12:52 am
teri is an idiot. she said that in maxim when she posed for a spread.
AmberDextrose | November 24, 2005 at 5:53 am
That’s not Teri Hatcher, for godamn’s sake, that’s Michael Jackson.
And the report read “repeatedly has sex with small children (and monkeys) outside his home in the wagon used by the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”
Lordy, can’t these people get anything right?
sadietolstoy | November 24, 2005 at 1:29 pm
I wonder if she had sex with other corpses. She looks like a cadaver.
assholic | November 24, 2005 at 1:36 pm
Teri Hatcher needs to get over herself and soon as if she doesn’t she’d lose her job. On second thought, please keep on being a complete jerky bitch like you are, love, then maybe I could start to watch Desperate Housewives without the ability to stop myself from cursing you silly. Felicity Huffman needs to go as well as she’s disgustingly ugly and she’s just playing herself too (read ugly and disgusting). Marcia Cross is as hot as burning fire though.
Katie | November 24, 2005 at 10:31 pm
I dont understand why she is suing a Brittish tabloid.She totally admitted to doing that sort of thing in her interview with America’s tabloid The National Enquierer!
Maybe she just doesnt want to look like a bad parent world wide.
hafaball | November 25, 2005 at 2:00 am
I hate articles that are so idiotically false, I mean it’s so dumb. Why would Teri Hatcher be having sex in a crap car like that? It’d obviously be the new 2005 Hummer, I mean geez. How do I know? Cause I’m waiting in line…
ebayfan414 | November 27, 2005 at 6:23 am
Teri thinks these articles about her are bad? She should be happy that she doesn’t get targeted and have even crazier articles written about her like some other celebrities! For example, here is one written about Ashley Simpson:
“Ashley Simpson was spotted at a restaurant yesterday, eating with her best friend Happy, the dog from 7th Heaven. A fellow diner noticed that Ashley had a bulge in her crotch area, and proceeded to pull her skirt down. Or should we say, HIS skirt down. Yes folks, it seems as if the REAL reason for Ashley’s scratchy voice is that she is a she/he.”
See, Teri?….oh wait, that article was actually true. And…oh wait, the one about you is probably true too. On second thought, maybe it’s not. No guys would line up for you, unless it was because you threatened that if they didn’t you may have sex with them.
drdisaia | November 27, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Is it just me or does this poor gal just not take good pictures. Do blog photographers just not like her?
Binky | April 19, 2006 at 5:37 pm
I like going back in time like this. Of course, maybe I’m a bit bored.
Hummm… #23 – there used to be a lot less useless comments. The Good ol’ Daze. And # 3 LOL
You must be fat and everyone hates you.
BarbadoSlim | April 19, 2006 at 6:45 pm
So it Teri’ van’s a rockin don’t go a knockin’….no, seriously, it’s her private property.