Teri Hatcher maybe doesn’t have sex romps in a VW van

thatcher_sexvan.jpgTeri Hatcher is suing a British tabloid for libel because it said that she repeatedly has sex with different men in a VW van parked outside her house.

London law firm Schillings said Hatcher, 40, had instructed them to begin libel proceedings against the Daily Sport over articles that she says “falsely alleged that she engages in sex romps on a regular basis with a series of men in a VW van parked outside her L.A. home for this purpose.”

This is one of those things that seems so incredibly ridiculous that it must be true. When you make up lies about somebody you usually make it somewhat believable, like they wet their beds or eat live monkeys. But having sex with a bunch of strange men in a van parked outside your house? It’s like reporting she kidnaps homeless men and keeps them in a sex dungeon in her basement. Which, on a side note, I hear she totally does.

Teri Hatcher Sues Tabloid Over Sex Story [AP]