Teri Hatcher at the Golden Globes

January 16th, 2007 // 61 Comments
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  1. Shelley Bonnechance

    If her age is 73, her weight is also 73.

    She’s, what? In her mid-forties? Too young to be so drawn and haggard. And she is definitely WAY too old for that tousle-headed look. By the time you’re forty, girl, it’s time to go for dignified and elegant instead of the little waifish look. It just doesn’t play well at a certain age. Like, past 20.

    I am not loving the droopy boob look. Yes, it’s natural. And yes, it’s better than seeing two alarming fixtures that appear to have no conformity with the rest of her body poking out of her bony chest, but it is time to start choosing gowns that allow for some, er…cantileverage.

    Joan Rivers used to say that her boobs used to look like two sweat socks with dirt in the toes. Get those things fetched up, Teri.

  2. umakemelaugh

    48 you need your eyes checked

    before you know it she will be one of the new golden girls

  3. tweetyeyes

    Teri Hatcher = Leather wallet

  4. elizabeththewellread

    Most boobs start to sag at some point, but most women have the sense to put on a bra! How can this woman be so skeeeeenny and so floppy all at once?

  5. cynicalheretic

    Teri Hatcher has some of the Saggiest tities on the planet. I loved her as lois lane, but even back then she had belly button tits. Take a look at heavens prisoners. After watching Lois and Clark I so wanted to see her nude, now I never want to see her naked again.

  6. licklick

    Poor Teri.

    We all have to grow old and a lot of us do try to stay young. But really, dear, could you not be so disgustingly base about it?

    Either get a proper boob job or stop imposing your saggy tits ‘n ass on us.

  7. kk

    Don’t understand the comments above. Teri Hatcher is gorgeous. I think the best looking gal on TV by far. Seems down to earth, quirky, funny and sexy as a woman can be. Oh yeah, a woman, not some little girl.

  8. om-mom

    #22 I think you have it right. When people constantly diet it realy starts to show. In older woman, it shows in the face, which starts to hollow out and give that wrinkly old hag look.
    But I think her tits look fine!

  9. JW as 2 U

    She has always looks old… Five years ago I saw a photo of her wrinkled ridden face, and wondered how she became Lois Lane. I spoke with her co-star in Iraq, and he stated in so many words that she was a beotch to work with!!! Teri is living on borrowed time though Lois will live forever!

  10. ankseg

    wtf? is everyone so use to fake rock-hard looking boobs that nice normal boobs look bad now? her breasts aren’t cartoon looking fakes, they are nice NATURAL breasts, geez….

  11. well, she’s so god damn wrecked now she shouldn’t even show up at events

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