Teri Hatcher at the Golden Globes

January 16th, 2007 // 61 Comments
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  1. Danner

    She’s looking older and older. :(

    Not her best look there.

  2. Mr.Eps

    completly person indeed

  3. jrzmommy

    It’s like an ugly Wendy Malick. An ugly, alcoholic Wendy Malick.. With turkey neck. And flyaways. And really saggy boobs. In an ugly white dress. With no bra under it. Just returning from Dachau Prison Camp. Yeah. That’s it.

  4. seriously...

    What happened to Lois Lane? Ever since the first time I saw Desperate Housewives I’ve been wondering why has she looks 20 years older…

  5. sexybitch

    Has Hollywood learned NOTHING from Drew Barrymore last year? Saggy does NOT equal sexy.

  6. thebor

    I’m not a huge Hatcher fan or anything, but take it a little easy on the girl, she is 43, and rode hard and put away wet.

  7. Wow. She’s hot. And not at all on drugs.

    more golden globes at crabbie’s

  8. juicytube

    I think she looks great, and her boobs are lovely. Some people need to be looking at themselves before they start on others!

  9. Rev. Jesse Jackson

    Is that a manzere?

  10. Pointandlaugh

    WOW. What a trainwreck. Yuk.

  11. Pointandlaugh

    Gravity’s a bitch.

    I bet every time she visits her doctor’s office, he’s all “Terri! How are you doing? Wait wait…..don’t tell me…..did you trip over your boobs again?”

  12. XeoRad

    Alcoholic Housewives of L.A. County?

  13. veggi

    There’s nothing wrong with her boobs. She does look like she just smoked a fatty though.

  14. no one you know

    For her age, the boobs are ok. But they still look like she strapped a couple sand bags to her chest.

  15. RussianMafia

    One word: retirement. Second word: old hag. Wait, that’s two words.

  16. 86

    She just doesn’t photograph well at all. She doesn’t act nearly as old as she looks. That really doesn’t help us much right now, though………..

  17. people, goodmorning. i think she looks o.k. just o.k. and i like her dress

  18. polypam

    They’re real, but not so spectacular.

  19. jesseeca

    she’s got some major drowsy eye going on here. she’s on her way to looking like Janice Dickenson and that’s not a good thing.

  20. CowgirlUp

    At her age she really should be wearing a bra.

  21. mrs.t

    Was The Cool Ghoul a nationwide phenomenon, or just in the midwest city in which I grew up?
    Either way, it occurs to me that the character formerly known as The Cool Ghoul “died” about 3 years ago, right around the same thime that Teri Hatcher made her ‘comeback’. Interesting.

  22. RussianMafia

    This is actually a typical result of a lifetime of excessive dieting.

  23. Whammer Jammer

    Wow, she looks like she just rolled out of bed. I look at her and wonder what happened. Remember how good she looked in Soapdish?

  24. OhHowCynical

    Yep, emitting all sorts of sexiness -> NOT!

  25. tits_on_snack

    Being toned and tan is one thing. Being skeletal and sun-damaged is another.
    She was on an old episode of Seinfeld that was on the other day, and she actually had a body and looked hot. I didn’t even believe it was her because she had curves and an ass and looked good.
    It seems as though somewhere along the way she developed an eating disorder or something, and now she just looks OLD OLD OLD and sickly.

  26. whitegold

    She was cool as Lois Lane. It’s all just kind of been downhill from there. But that’s still better than Dean Cains career. What ever happened to that guy?! I actually kind of liked him when he was acting as Superman.

  27. Yo, I’d still hitz thatz yoz.

  28. jillybean

    Ughh, her boobs really are gross. I’m not advocating implants, but how about a boob lift? And if you really want to punish yourself, here’s a NSFW pic of her in “Heaven’s Prisoners.” Blech.

    http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/diatribe/images/2003/oct7/heavensprisonersteri.jpg

  29. aurealis

    When youdate Seacrest, there really is no reason to even try anymore. I suspect she feeds on his blood just to stay alive.

  30. I’d still shag her old ass.

  31. TheWolf

    Yeah, it’s really easy to be critical of anyone over 30 when you’re about 13, as most of the posters here seem to be.

    In the second photo, she looks decent (“for her age” or for any age, in my opinion). Take enough photos of anyone and you can get some that make him or her look old, ugly, stupid, or whatever you’re going for.

  32. Italian Stallion

    “Someone hold my cane. Ok young man, you can take the picture now.”

  33. Hey young girls, this is what annorexia will get you….not pretty is it. Even with all the time, money, and stylists that fame brings direct sunlight will still show you to be the skeletal unhealthy looking stick figure you are.

    My siggestion to Teri. Eat something, trust me Teri, you don’t want to be looking like this when Desperate Housewives goes Hi Def.

  34. tits_on_snack

    Pretty soon she’ll be going the Janice Dickenson route and using pieces of tape under her hair to hold back her neck.

  35. 4DPants

    Yes but she was in one of the funniest SNL sketches ever, with Chris Kattan.

  36. mike hawk

    sexy bra, i mean belt

  37. wedgeone

    #11 – lmao.
    For all of you who think that Teri looks good for 43, please refer to the Elizaeth Hurley article from a couple weeks ago. Liz is 41, and yet makes Teri look like a walking corpse. 8^P

    Loks like THIS Bond girl jumped out of a plane and into a patch of ugly trees! And hit every branch on the way down.

    P.S. I’m not 13 either. I am over 30.

  38. kiki

    I LOVE TERI HATCHER. She’s real, she’s fun, she’s funny, she’s brave ( http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11717426/ ). She’s a successful actress, model, writer and mother. She’s lovely inside and out.

    If the folks with horrid synthetic, unhealthy boob jobs in “DOLLYWOOD” want them, that’s their prerogative.

    She has the most expressive face which is the key to her success as an actress; which is the very reason why she is loved by all her myriad of besotted fans. It’s a shame that some actresses have succumbed to vanity and lost their way; they end up marring the very thing that made their careers… their naturally beautiful faces.

    Actresses should learn a lesson from Meryl Streep (http://nymag.com/arts/theater/profiles/18845/ ), Diane Keaton (http://popsugar.com/6842 ) and Lauren Hutton (http://www.laurenhutton.com/ ); keep it natural, keep it classy, and most of all KEEP IT REAL!

  39. cole007

    It’s like She’s the Scarecrow part of that Scarecrow & Mrs. King. But an actual Scarecrow…

  40. andipie

    She’s just hungry… give her a sandwich please…

  41. wedgeone

    Fuck, I’m switching to Mozilla.

    I meant Elizabeth, not “Elizaeth” and Looks, not “Loks”. My bad.

  42. brennreyn

    Cripes, it definitely looks like she’s had a few too many Botox injections.

    I think her boobs look saggier because they’re hanging over the sash on the dress. Not the best wardrobe choice.

  43. ResidentX

    She starting to look like Nancy Pelosi. Nancy’s the bionic woman. Why do women felle the need to showoff their bodies more when they get older. It makes them look so foolish. I think she’s 60+ but she looks 40/50ish. Teri, your not young and hot anymore. We don’t want so see you saging breasts. It’s ok to dress you age. The rules change when you hit forty. You don’t have whore yourself anymore.

    #12 – Do you know is she’s really a heavy drinker?

  44. ResidentX

    Actually, she’s starting to look more like her character…a desperate housewife. She has that I have money but spending it on myself doesn’t generate the effect it use to BUT I still have something to offer to men that just want sex mentality.

  45. sol

    if the show were called “desperate aging housemonkeys” then everybody would say wow, she totally transformed herself to fit the role.

  46. Kristin

    A note to kids, never use botox as much as Terri Hatcher does/did.

  47. Truthseeker013

    Truth likes older women.

  48. sarah

    are ya’ll kidding yourselves?? SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!! she is stunning, always will be. her breasts aren’t “saggy”, they’re natural. and yeah, she’s aging and aging VERY well!!

  49. ResidentX

    #48 – Sarah go see an eye doctor immediately!

    Teri needs to fire her stylist and dress/fashion consultant. You highlight you breasts when you have a rack…not a sack. This outfit is all wrong. Honestly, she needs to get her upper lip enlarged. People will then stop looking at the rest of her.

    #47 – I like the comment. Can I use that in the future with your permission? She’s had such a tough life. She was molested as child, a young starlet, and now a busy mother looking for a serious relationship.
    That kind of stress can prematurely age you.
    :-)

  50. ResidentX

    # 26 Dean’s career is still moving. He’s doing guest appearances now. He is starting to work on a mini-series. Check out IMDB.

    #30 I’m sure you’d “shag” Teri. We in the US define shag as to mean roughen or make coarse. She has “been” shagged.

    She’s needs to Mumm Ra-ed…”Transform this decayed form..” Quick put a mirror in her face and show her reflection back at her :-)

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