So I’m going over the coverage of the Grammy’s, and see several articles declaring how hot and terrific Teri Hatcher looked. I’m thinking to myself “Hey, these might be some great, sexy photos for the site.” So I find some high-res photos…and stop, slightly puzzled. I zoom in. I zoom in a little more. And then some more. Then I screamed, wet my pants, and cried like a little girl. The only way she looks hot is if you’re the Joker. Or some sort of raccoon. Maybe I should be focusing more on the very lovely dress she was wearing but hell, Dracula might look great in a bikini but I’m still not gonna let him butter my neck.
Ridden hard and put away wet – Paris Hilton will have a mouth like that too in a few years if she doesn’t lay of the bj’s
She went from being one of the hottest women around to a combination of every evil stepmother/witch Walt Disney ever created. She thinks George Clooney wants to take her out? The fucking tide wouldn’t take her out.
This picture literally made my ass pucker.
Not fair. Makeup artists purposely put on way too much makeup at events like this so people look good on the red carpet surrounded by a million flash bulbs. This look wasn’t intended to be shown upclose and personal. I’d still hit it though.
Yo Eastbound,
your explanation of the makeup doesn’t explain the wrinkles, the bags, and the old on her face.
Holy shnikes! I always thought she was gross-looking, but egads!
I’m almost embarrassed by how happy I am to see how skanky and old she looks. Ok, I’m not embarrassed at all… Makeup, schmakeup… she needs some good spackling compound!
That “hot” rumor was for her dress, which tha AP wire service’s fashion writer deemed “sexiest” at the Grammys. The full-body shot of her there (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060209/ap_en_mu/grammys_fashion)
is too small to tell — I’d love to see some close-ups. Wrinkly or not, she’s a babe, IMO.
I agree, tho, she needs a new makeup person, or lessons in how not to do her eyes.
Way too much eye shadow and much too dark of a color for her, everyone knows when you get old and wrinkly you need softer shades to make you look younger.
Note to Terri STOP using Tammy Faye Baker’s make-up artist.
BTW post # 1 well said!
She should be part of the “Scared Straight Program” for aspiring actresses.
She looks great for a 82-year-old cowgirl raised in the salt flats, riding in the sun for what….10 hours a day? I’ve been telling you people about Hatchet-face but you won’t listen. Jeez, she’s only 42, man! My mom is 62 and has less wrinkles.
#2 – “The tide won’t take her out.” LMMFAO. Oh, Papa, that’s why I love you.
She’s a very pretty woman, and I doubt any of you guys will look HALF that good or in shape when you reach her age. :)
I think she’s beautiful.
OK, nothing about her look last night was great. Not her slutty dress, not her overmade face. She would have been better off just hanging a sign around her neck that said SOMEONE PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME.
can’t…fall…asleep…
terri hatcher…will…eat…me…
HAHA some of you guys are so sad. Hey, here a concept you might have missed: women get old too. Surprise! I think she looks pretty damn good at her age.
Oh, and Eastbound – I work in TV so I know that make-up application in that arena is heavier than most, but when you’re trying to cover up the fact that you’re too proud to Botox and yet still look like an undernourished aging actress, the naughty-Rose McGowan’s-grandma look is not the way. If she was trying to show Clooney what he missed out on, she flunked hardcore!
Is anyone else tired of Hollywood “whoevers” telling us all who is “beautiful”?
Right on, the first thing I thought of was “JOKER”. Holy Botox, Batman!
I never thought much of her anyway.
Well, at least her forehead looks good. Too bad there’s not a ‘Botox mask’ that would inject her entire face at once. The incongruity of that situation. Like an 80-year old scrotum below a 20 year-old penis.
Yipes. I’m in my 30s, and now I don’t feel so bad about my daily regimen of SPF15. If it’ll keep me from looking hag-ish like this, I’ll drink that shit.
Laydee, get yo’ hands off my man… Papa and I have a date in Vegas. YEAH, BABY
The thing is, if she wasn’t trying to dress like she was 19, she might not look so bad – Rachel McAdams could pull off that look, but Teri Hatcher just comes off looking like a cross between that Madam puppet from the 80s and a Teri Hatcher impersonator… a male Teri Hatcher impersonator
She looks very hurting. And those granny panties, yikes. I don’t think we are condeming her becaue she’s old but because she is old and tries to dress young. Young girls don’t want to wear things that their grandma do, no matter how good they think they look. Her face reminds me of “Little Nicky”, good old shovel face.
OK so she’s got wrinkles – we’ll all have em someday. Would you rather she get her face stretched so that it almost breaks when she smiles?
I love this site because of its hilarious rudeness – but notice how much more time is spent harshing on the women’s appearances than the men’s? Are any of your editors women ? If not, maybe get one so you can spread the meanness a little more evenly!
That;s what I thought as I watched the show…that she looked like a vampire! lol Is her plastic surgery and botox actually making her look older?? I mean she’s only like 36 and she looks like she’s 46. I highly doubt George Clooney is into that!
She looks like Medusa with that hair!
DrDanny… you want a better pic of teri’s dress.
http://music.msn.com/grammys/redcarpet?photoidx=4
be warned, she is just as scary from afar!
Plus, what’s with the granny panties under her dress. if she really wanted to be sexy, she should have gone with a thong, or bikini’s.
What is the matter with the people typing comments? We all age! And she is doing it gracefully, without surgery to make her look like she is 15! I say, You Go Girl! and the rest of you should grow up!
Thanks, Kim. I was wondering what all the fuss was about. Horrific dress. Absolutely horrendous. Like Boho (or HOBO) meets vampire stripper meets Paris meets penis. Well, okay, I just threw in Paris meeting penis because we know that’s what happened anyway at some point that night.
Just like every night.
Hi Grandma!
Amen Jbtrustee!!!
God imagine what would happen if we spent a little less time fixating on our appearances and more on things that actually matter – like the fact that we are slowly killing our planet – and rapidly killing one another – just today, 5,000 children – only children – will die on our planet from hunger alone…wait why am I on this website again?…hmm I like to make fun of people yet I care about people – crap I am sooo confused!!
signed,
a Superficial Humanitarian
Shes getting old….time will do that to a face
Hey Aeolis: How does makeup explain the coked out glaze her eyes have? How old is this chick anyway? Somebody tell me 55. Wrinkly and slutty just don’t go together.
She reminds me of Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in that movie Death Becomes Her. Where they sell their souls for eternal youth, and their bodies get bumped and bruised along the way, and they try to fix themselves.
She used to have sexy curves like Salma Hayek. Now she has curves like Nicole Richie. That’s not hot. It’s sad when you see once beautiful actresses clinging to the good ol days, instead of embracing the truth of age and accepting it.
25. Are you kidding? Without surgery?
Please know I’m trying to help here. Go to http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com. You will be amazed, and will learn a lot. Look at her eyes compared to her forehead, chin and cheeks. That is a lot of sun damage to her skin that she is trying to hide with some type of procedure. I’m all for aging gracefully, I would just like to see some of these Hollywood types TRY it.
18 – I think I cracked my computer screen laughing so hard at your scrotum/penis comparison.
K… did someone actually say she DIDN’T have plastic surgery? Wow. That’s like saying Molly Ringwald looks human. Have you not noticed one of her eyes has been pulled so tight it’s now half the size of her other one? I don’t think ‘aging’ makes your eyes do things like that. Teri Hatcher was attractive in Superman. Now, she looks like the cougar hitting on all the 18 year old boys in the bar.
Somebody hold me, I’m scared, lol.
Poor Teri, she looks horrific in this photo. She used to be so beautiful.
She now has evolved into the classic case of the buttaface.
Thank you thesuperficial!! I was reading all the comments on how sexy she looked and the “sexiest” dress of the nite, and all was thinking was dude, she looks scary.
YIKES! She is butt-raunch on telly, but REALLY terrifying here. Even though she’s on a hit show, she still can’t erase that pervasive ‘has been’ vibe.
Sorry Licky, I forgot myself. Can I come at..I mean TO the wedding? I saw his proposal, it was so romantic (sniffs, wipes corner of eye).
Oh and I too am a big fan of SPF 15 and 30. Hatchet-face is only 4 years older than me. Did I say 4, I meant 8…..(looking sheepish)
Do people not fucking realize that this site is for the sole purpose of making fun of people, whether they deserve it or not. This is not a soapbox for idiots trying to make a statement about society!! There are literally thousands of websites designed with the intention for people to express their views on world hunger, humanity, and peace. THIS AIN’T ONE OF ‘EM! I don’t want a lecture on how “superficial” I am from anyone. I enjoy calling people sluts, skanks, and filthy whores. If you don’t, go to foxnews.com and send Bill O’Reilly your point of view. Otherwise, just fuck off and don’t bother me with heart-felt opinions. Dumbasses.
why is her face so asymmetrical?
i know it’s common to have one eye a LITTLE bit lower than the other, but my god. her cheek’s winking at me.
it looks like the photographer caught her mid-twitch
Wow…for the SECOND time today (first was “Pink”)…I am looking at Tim Curry during the Rocky Horror Picture Show…What is with the theme here today??
Is it me or does it look like Tim Burton stepped in and took over for hair and makeup & fake Old Skin?
She has ZERO facial fat between her skin and bones. ACK! Someone feed her some pig lard!… QUICK!!…
I think I am older than her and I KNOW I look way better – she can afford a great doctor – SISTER get some work done and bleach your cum stained teeth already!!
When you’re 40, dress like you’re 40. Otherwise, you look pathetic. This see-through cowgirl number would have looked a lot more appropriate on Scarlett Johannsen or Mischa Barton (for example).
I have always thought she was scary looking, even back when she did that Lois and Clark show.
I saw her once trying to do a sexy strip tease dance in an SNL skit and I almost barfed. She looked like Jack the Pumpkin King from Nightmare before Christmas, big ol’ head on spindley spider-legged body, stick arms flailing, bony pelvis jutting.
See Richelle…I told you…Tim Burton got ahold of her!!!
…This is a bad pic. Too much make-up, etc. I guess they do that for “events.”
I’ve seen pics of her without so much make-up, and she’s pretty. She could stand to gain a few pounds–but geez, I hope I look this good when I get older.
PAPA! PAPA! PAPA! Vote PapaHotNuts on the liberal, free-speaking, non-douchebag, skank-spankin’ ballot! Woo-hoo. I wanna be like PAPA.
Licky-Licky, you’re a Lucky-Lucky lady.
It’s an unflattering picture, granted, but the girl is over 40 years old for crying out loud! lol Wrinkles happen. The funny thing is, if she’d had nary a wrinkle, she’d be getting blasted for all of the plastic surgery she’d be getting. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. :)