Teri Hatcher looks great


So I’m going over the coverage of the Grammy’s, and see several articles declaring how hot and terrific Teri Hatcher looked. I’m thinking to myself “Hey, these might be some great, sexy photos for the site.” So I find some high-res photos…and stop, slightly puzzled. I zoom in. I zoom in a little more. And then some more. Then I screamed, wet my pants, and cried like a little girl. The only way she looks hot is if you’re the Joker. Or some sort of raccoon. Maybe I should be focusing more on the very lovely dress she was wearing but hell, Dracula might look great in a bikini but I’m still not gonna let him butter my neck.