Teri Hatcher in a bikini

May 29th, 2009 // 201 Comments

Here’s Teri Hatcher swimming in Miami and, Jesus Mother of God, I forgot how awesome those things are. It’s sort of like finding your favorite blanket you loved as a kid except it’s Terri Hatcher’s breasts. Also, you didn’t have to kidney punch your nephew who wasn’t even using it, mom.

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  1. Ohhh boy! you sure told me Sherie, looks like ill never show my E-face on the superficial again. So am i suppose to have a retort for all the gibberish you just scribble? that would make me equally pitiable as you wouldnt it? I usually have a good indication of the characters that come on the superficial, and what I typed previously about you are probably 90 to 100percent, and most of all sweetheart if you ever tax your brain dont charge more than a penny ok? should i post my address so your non existent husband and friends can track me down? like someone really cares about you…come on now really? youre alone in a hospital sweety…looks like im the only one whos giving you the time a day….

  2. whats with the sexyMIlf1984? what is that all about?

  3. sherrie

    That is my screen name on a different website. I originally signed my name that way too make a point to the first gentleman who made the comment that only fat housewives like the show desperate housewifes. I wanted him to know that sexy milfs’ like it as well. I stuck with it so he would know who I am in my later comments.

    It’s been nice arguing with you but I have to go, my son just woke up and I’m not a very good at the pecking method of typing. Also, I wouldn’t want anyone to call DHS on me……………………. :)

    sexyMILF1984

  4. Thank you its about time you just mention what is most important,,,good luck to you!!!

  5. Tim

    Old is old. If you get horny looking at this over-the-hill chick and her pointing sideways tits, you’re either over-the-hill yourself or a hopeless celebrity fanboy who’ll fuck an aged skank just because she’s got some screen credits. Pathetic. Be a man and score with a young, firm, tight chick.

  6. Tom K

    She looks good to me!

  7. Parker

    @RoughDaddy, sherrie’s ass is probably too tight for anal so what good is she really? The thing I’m still wondering is how long she’s been dying to spit out all those words. Is there such a thing as oral constipation?

  8. I just got a heart attack :)

  9. oneelusivegal

    Re: Sherrie and Rough Daddy

    Just letting you know how much I enjoyed your verbal sparring. Sorry Rough Daddy, but I think Sherrie won. She is exceptionally articulate and, though, your arguments were not without merit, she whopped your a**.

    Thanks though, it was entertaining!, and Teri Hatcher, ordinary boobs, attractive woman, too skinny but she seems nice.

  10. Im glad #159 I refuse to go toe to toe, line for line with some lonely broad. It make me feel ball-less! you’re clearly the rhodes scholar here you should take her on next time….

  11. jim jones

    @#3:
    Agreed. She’s been topless in a couple movies and they’re definitely NOT spectacular.

  12. eggs

    There’s so much ignorance, misogyny, intolerance here. Hell, there used to be intelligent posters with an advanced sense of humour. Now, everyone just resorts to name-calling (I mean, pig-dog? Really? Only funny when the French dude from Monty Python says it in his out-ra-geous accent-teh).

    What had me hooked first was the frivolous gossip and funny posts (which stopped at say, 2007 when the writer guy was replaced, again). I continued to come here to see what people really thought of the world, and for the occasional impassioned rant on a serious issue. Remember the KK Playboy Dec postings on feminism? That was excellent. Don’t see those anymore.

    We’re just wasting each other’s time here. Goodbye.

  13. Superbiggerevil

    @13 – FAG SQUARED.

  14. thetruth

    She looks damn good.

    All you pathetic wankers talking trash better be praying to almighty Jesus that your wives/girlfriends/hookers look half as good at her age.

  15. Galtacticus

    Hey!

  16. blah

    About all this Sherrie arguing:

    In comment #125: .”I actually heard that on Fox news, so I am pretty sure that is accurate.” HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH. We KNOW she is smart now. I wonder if Miss Calfiornia said that when she was a guest host. And don’t people on Fox News hate sex and all things ‘dirty’ and not Evangelical? They were probably attempting to damn you and other ‘MILFs’ to hell.

    Also, you seem really proud of being a ‘MILF.’ And claim to be 24. Well, my idea of a 24 year old is as someone who is hot, single, and young, with a fresh body (not one ‘recreated,’ never to be the same due to pregnancy hormonal fluctuations widening of the hips, and expansions and deflations of the breats, through yoga). My idea of a MILF is someone in their mid-30s to their 40s, with kids who still happens to be hot. they were smart enough to enjoy their youth, not blow it on some kids and a husband. oh, and they are NEVER the ones wearing the “MILF” t-shirts of joking about being a MILF. they KNOW they are hot, so they just keep quiet about it.

  17. not a fan too but still she looks very nice

  18. I appreciate her dress selection and they way she is showing her confidence level is really admiring and would like to love her.

  19. woobah

    Fucking hot. Fucking fuckable. Fucking aye. Mah cawk approves.

    This is how middle-aged women can look if they work for it, and lay off the cheeseburgers and frappaccinos. She takes care of herself and it shows.

    Great suit too. Sexy. Stylish. Functional.

  20. titsonsnack

    Ughhh nothing grosses me out more, or is more pathetic, than females who are “self-proclaimed” MILFs. You cannot say that you yourself are a MILF. So, you are a mom you’d like to fuck? You fuck moms? You’re a motherfucker? If you’re a MILF that means you want to fuck yourself, so, why don’t you do us all a favor and go DO THAT. Fuck you you stupid clown bitch and fuck all pathetic desperate women who refer to themselves as MILFs to make themselves feel good. Fuck that. I bet you call yourself a “yummy mommy” too. *hurl*

  21. snackmix

    Wow. Sherrie, you are obviously handicapped in some way. I shouldn’t have picked on you.

  22. bert

    Those titties are saggie but i’d still hammer it. And I mean HAMMER!!

  23. club the 'hore

    Ok, this Sherrie who writes ridiculously long and tedious posts on superficial where nobody gives a C-R-A-P about her marital status, her sexual habits,number of children or body image.. I don’t know what kind of a sick psychology you got to associate yourself with Teri Hatcher to the extent that you’re trying to high-jack the replies section & make it about you- BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!! Ok read this part real slowly now.—> SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT. What I hate more than trolls are trolls with cunts like you. You sound desperate enough to be desperate in reality

  24. joshesmama

    Ugly.

  25. Randall Schwartz

    Check out Cool Surface (with Robert Patrick from Terminator and X-Files) and Heaven something with Alec Baldwin.

    She was in her prime and he tits were hanging

    . I dont think they were ever spectacular without a bra.

  26. Sherry

    You are wealthy, rich and successful? You make over $100K+ a year or have a networth of over $1 million. You are tired of dating sites that don’t work? “R i c h P a s s i o n . C 0 M” will give you 3 months free trial to meet more classy and gorgeous singles than any other sites.

  27. Dildo Baggins

    You “forgot how awesome those things are” because they were never and are not awesome. She’s got saggy flappy pancake tits and it’s obvious. Are you blind, man? Good god.

  28. Newcastle

    She looks great. I would TOTALLY hit it. LOL

  29. JPRichardson

    Glad to see she is recovering from her anorexia. Remember those pics were she looked like a living scarecrow, jogging in the street in shorts?

  30. Looks like she put on some weight, which has really helped out her face that’s already been damaged by botox.

  31. Hello, your blog great, refueling

  32. Jen

    Sherri, for future reference – saying “I actually heard that on Fox news, so I am pretty sure that is accurate” isn’t going to build credibility in anyone’s eyes. Fox News is well known to have the lowest percent of accuracy. You’d be better off saying you heard it on….well, anything.

  33. alaaibrahim

    very pretty

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  35. Va

    To the 20 yr old..when you’re 50, you will be LUCKY to find a woman in her 40s that looks like that and will do you.

    There’s a reason why a 46 yr old woman like Teri is on tv; She looks better than most people in their 20s-30s and that’s why and that’s fact. TV exec. only put the most talented/powerful or most beautiful women over 40 in movies or tv shows.

  36. jim

    AT the age of 40 she looks very sexy, need to leak her whole body

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  38. Teri Hatcher is looking extremely hot I must say. The curves and the shape of her body is terrific . She is capable enough to arouse anybody. I think she has put on some weight .

  39. thank you for your posts

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  41. good article,thank you

  42. forfun

    She is hot and she is spetacular !! Go baby!

  43. acsman
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god! I am obsessed with Teri Hatcher! She just has such an amazing body for a woman of her age, and I have such a great respect for her because she has kept her magnificent and indeed ‘spectacular’ real boobs, even though she is easily rich enough to go and get a boob job. Also, I feel the urge to point out that her muscles, particularly her abs, are nicely toned, and are so very smooth…….. I also love her giant pussy, and would like to see that one day, in bed. Love you Teri! xxx

  44. acsman

    Oh my god! I am obsessed with Teri Hatcher! She just has such an amazing body for a woman of her age, and I have such a great respect for her because she has kept her magnificent and indeed ’spectacular’ real boobs, even though she is easily rich enough to go and get a boob job. Also, I feel the urge to point out that her muscles, particularly her abs, are nicely toned, and are so very smooth…….. I also love her giant pussy, and would like to see that one day, in bed. Love you Teri! xxx

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  46. David R

    She’s almost 50 and had a kid! She looks pretty darned awesome if you ask me.

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