Here’s Teri Hatcher swimming in Miami and, Jesus Mother of God, I forgot how awesome those things are. It’s sort of like finding your favorite blanket you loved as a kid except it’s Terri Hatcher’s breasts. Also, you didn’t have to kidney punch your nephew who wasn’t even using it, mom.
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Jackie Childs | May 29, 2009 at 5:33 pm
They’re real and they’re spectacular
britneysucks | May 29, 2009 at 5:34 pm
She looks good. Better than me.
blackout | May 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Are you kidding me, even years ago in that movie she was naked in she had orangutan tits. They look like envelope flaps now, or fried eggs handing on a nail.
Zanna | May 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I really dig that bathing suit and she is filling it out nicely. You go girl.
Jerry Stiller | May 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
What are you talking about? Those tits are more than disappointing out of the bra.
tedbundy | May 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
not to bad for an old bag. I would lick her weatherd box
Duuude | May 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
If all of you are responding to #1, you should probably check out a show called Seinfeld. Its pretty good.
Brandon | May 29, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Fish obviously has terrible taste in tits, because those are quite flapjacktastic.
The Listener | May 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Just like Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes, her body’s grrreat!
ROUGH daddy | May 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Terri is a sweety but I see signs of her hitting that wall pretty badly, when are these geeks going to find a solution to slow down the aging process!
Wyatt | May 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Oh, please- if any of you had the chance to bang her, you would. She looks very doable to me.
pete | May 29, 2009 at 5:53 pm
She’s fighting the good fight against time, which makes her body (and especially her mailbag-boobs) want to go south for the long cold winter of aging. Still, her pull date has passed, clearly.
Mike | May 29, 2009 at 5:59 pm
“Oh, please- if any of you had the chance to bang her, you would. She looks very doable to me.”
Fuck you, old man. I’m 20 years old and if I “had the chance to bang” a good looking 20 year old chick, absolutely I would. But a 44-year-old middle-aged woman? Maybe when my balls start to sag in 20 years, like yours have.
VandaL | May 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Who the fuck goes swimming in earrings? It’s all me me me with these cunts. OK, so I’d fuck her still but only so I could tell my mates.
ray allen | May 29, 2009 at 6:09 pm
wow!! she looks stunning! How old is she? 42, 43? ! wish my wife looked that at that age :)
db | May 29, 2009 at 6:12 pm
@13: fag
Uk_Matt | May 29, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Great condition, I’d be willing to pleasure her if the occasion was forthcoming.
Sportsdvl | May 29, 2009 at 6:16 pm
She looks good for her age, but they are no longer “spectacular”.
bitingontinfoil | May 29, 2009 at 6:24 pm
gotta admit she looks “spectacular”…good for her
@13 before your balls can actually sag, dear heart, they must first descend. don’t worry, you’ll get there…eventually.
sara | May 29, 2009 at 6:36 pm
her bikini is too big .. its not her size at all
Jeremiah | May 29, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Teri is a gorgeous creature, but Heavens Prisoners came out 13 years ago and her tities were almost down to her belly then, I could not imagine how much further they have sunk today. I am not saying I wouldn’t tap, but I am saying, that I wouldn’t get on a trampoline with her.
Randal | May 29, 2009 at 6:52 pm
One of the all time favorite looking women who has aged very well and taken great care of herself. From her first major TV role as Clark Kent’s attraction to her talented cast on Desperate House Wives, Teri Hatcher has always had sex appeal.
Randal
Jackson | May 29, 2009 at 7:00 pm
She takes care of her body and it shows unlike fat ass and wide hip Kim Kardaskank. Thanks for not posting anymore pics of wide hip fat ass Kim.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | May 29, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Beanbags.
http://www.20th-century-sex.com/babylon-x/teri-hatcher/teri-hatcher_22.jpg
Bear in mind, this pic is from several years ago.
celeblulz | May 29, 2009 at 7:10 pm
go to CELEBLULZ.COM its the best and funniest celeb gossip blog, youll laugh ur ass off!
beegzy | May 29, 2009 at 7:11 pm
it’s like she has two slices of pizza stapled to her chest
…pointing to 4 and 8 o’clock, respectively.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | May 29, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I’ld still hit it hard.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | May 29, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Oh yes, I would hit that.
lisa | May 29, 2009 at 7:23 pm
she looks great, but that bikini aint helping her looks…
Rhialto | May 29, 2009 at 7:27 pm
She looks still very acceptable.
Gando | May 29, 2009 at 7:29 pm
She was most hot in Lois&Clark.
Meh | May 29, 2009 at 7:34 pm
After the parade of freaks with plastic bags for tits, finally, a hot woman with tits that are her own.
Duke Nukem | May 29, 2009 at 7:39 pm
No idea what Fish is thinking. Those things are almost under her armpits.
His Huge Greatness Himself | May 29, 2009 at 7:42 pm
She looks very tight and well conserved for her age.
Nero | May 29, 2009 at 7:50 pm
She has a tight looking bum!
the evian baby | May 29, 2009 at 7:51 pm
She can never be excused for inflicting upon us susan mayer
Darth | May 29, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I bet she’s regular on a dieet but her boobs look allright to me!
domenico | May 29, 2009 at 8:00 pm
WOOW !!! VERY VERY SEXY !!!
Realist | May 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm
18′s got it right. Good for her age but no longer spectacular. Still definitely hittable!
DCMikeRotch | May 29, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Hot damn.
After seemingly weeks of bikini photos of Halloween bags of bad plastic surgery, we get that ohsofine-ness…
blp | May 29, 2009 at 8:27 pm
OK I may be super drunk but not enough to hit that. I draw the line at old skeletons. Maybe a lampshade over the head would change my mind. If I was forced to choose I suppose I’d choose Susan over Bree
GROAARH! | May 29, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Wow!
titsonsnack | May 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I call shenanigans. I was just looking at pictures of her today where she looked like a weatherbeaten old paperbag that’s been crumpled up and rained on and then flattened back out and dried in the sun.
I mean, for god’s sake:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/10/23-End/teri-hatcher-queen-hearts-halloween-costume-wonderland.jpg
dude | May 29, 2009 at 9:26 pm
C’mon guys, get your priorities straight. After sex w/ Susan Boyle, she brings you a warm cup of coffee/spot of tea/s’more depending on your age. Then she rubs for your back for hours and hours and massages your feet. Then she fellates your anus for quite some time before getting you off again. YOU HAVE GOT TO WEIGHT YOUR PRIORITIES
Jack | May 29, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Hmmm. No one else mentioned the belly button piercing. I think mid-forties is a bit old for that. No?
isitin | May 29, 2009 at 10:04 pm
13. Mike, show us some of the ugly 20 year olds your fucking right now. Ya right, they are all pig dogs………….asshole.
joy | May 29, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Still real…and srill spectacular!!
jewish | May 29, 2009 at 11:02 pm
#13 is 13 years old and has never “banged” anyone in his life. And #41 nobody watches Desperate Housewives except for gay guys and ugly fat housewives.
AMO | May 29, 2009 at 11:15 pm
She looks great, but who does that belly ring still? Especially at her age…
Dave | May 29, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Wow… she looks wonderful