Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest break up

May 3rd, 2006 // 89 Comments

hatcher-seacrest-kiss.jpgTeri Hatcher explained on Oprah yesterday that she and Ryan Seacrest haven’t seen each other since the day they were caught kisisng.

“I haven’t seen him since that day, so all the stuff about everything else is just made up.” She added that, on the day of the smooch


  1. PapaHotNuts

    @ 42, I know what 31 meant, I just thought anybody with a name as dumb as hers deserved a little sarcasm.

    And Stallion, that is both gambling and prostitution. Trust me, they are both encouraged in Louisiana and I take full advantage of these wonderful opportunities.

  2. Moriarty

    So what?

    She looks like a spider and who the fuck is he anyway?

  3. HollyJ

    I read that “Seacrest” is the most common surname in Gay World.

  4. antiguy

    You know something’s fucked up with the world when Ryan Seacrest is turning down women.

  5. Lou

    #52 Professor James Moriarty?

  6. prettierthanmeganharris

    That’s fine with me, I love sarcasm, pretty much anything that end is asm…so keep it coming or cumming.

  7. Evangelia

    i don’t get teri’s “lobster” answer..ryan seacrest is anti-lobster? strange, because i heard he likes to shove them up his ass.

    holly, i swear the whole time i was reading this, i was thinking what a gay name “seacrest” is. great minds think alike.

  8. Moriarty

    #55 Indeed

  9. BarbadoSlim

    Maybe she thinks that the smell coming from her yam yam is due to a high lobster intake. How could she not realize his problem comes from a general dislike of pooosey.

  10. Moriarty

    I read that “Gaycrest” is the most common surname in SeaWorld.

  11. bjpack

    #33, you missed have skipped over #20. I’ve been laughing all day about that one. Dickwad.

  12. bjpack

    #37, she thought PA because you tried to call me from Scranton but you couldn’t get to me because (a) the phone was broken and (b) I’m not your friend.

  13. @51 – Sorry, missed the sarcasm.

    And Harrah’s is open again down here. I’m sure the machines aren’t set to “Re-coup loss” mode.

  14. bjpack

    #62, why don’t you read the earlier posts before you make wiseass remarks. Dickwad.

  15. PapaHotNuts

    @62- Of course you’re my friend, unless you don’t want to be. In that case, I hope you fucking die in the jaws of a shark.

    @63- FEMA actually gets a nice cut from the government as it collects gaming fees from the casinos. The same people FEMA gave money to so their homes can be rebuilt, will be giving it right back to FEMA when they lose at the slots or tables. Our government rocks.

  16. BarbadoSlim

    Oh and before I forget, Teri Hatchet’s present situation can be summed up thusly: she has become a whiny fag hag.

    Next stop for her Andy Dick, ’cause he’s been acting all hard lately.

  17. bjpack

    Is Teri Hatchet related to Molly?

  18. Trotter

    I heard she kicked him in the penis. Which means she was aiming for his rectum, where he stores his spare…

  19. Trotter, are you sure? I thought he kept his primary in his ass and his backup in his mouth. I guess you could be right.

  20. DancingQueen

    If only Teri could convey sadness through facial expressions she could show us how upset she is over losing such a studmuffin as Seacrust.

  21. So do you think Ryan Seacrest is more gay or more vain?

    For instance, if Clay Aiken was fucking him and Ryans Toupee fell off would he stop to grab it or wait til after?

  22. Iambananas

    That was the most aquward kiss in the world… And it dosen’t coiunt if you’re first if you don’t have something funny to say… it’s just annoying and stupid.

  23. Iambananas

    What does “tcltc” mean???

  24. Trotter

    @69 – My bad. Had him confused with David Spade.

    @71 – I’m going with more Vain. He’d sooner get the aids than get spooge in his hair. “Just come in my mouth! Don’t mess the toupee!”

  25. gogoboots

    They were a match made in hell that’s for sure. ICK!

  26. desi havoc

    Maybe he doesn’t have time for a woman what with his 3 jobs and all..or maybe he’s a flaming queen.

  27. booface

    #73, Since you’re asking again, I’ll fill you in:

    These Celebrities Love To Cook

    OK, that one sucked. I know someone else out there has a better one.

  28. grayeyes043

    I can see why he finds her attractive…she looks like a dude. SEriously the slut has no tits. She probably has a baby peepee hiding somewhere between her legs.

  29. Colombianspeakenglishtoo

    hahaha as if you ate!!… lobster AHA…he was probably freaked-out because of the vomiting-sounds coming out of the bathroom later that night or hipotesis 2 because she decided to over-exercise and since it was late she used hardcore sadomasoquist weird sex

  30. Fa Cube Itches

    17 – yeah, it was “Heaven’s Prisoners” and it killed her career for a decade.

  31. Fa Cube Itches

    Jeez – who’s trying harder not to vomit in that picture? I think Hatcher is closer to actually vomiting, but Seacrest seems to be trying harder not to. Enh – 6 and 1.

  32. Iambananas


  33. WTF

    this pic gives me gas!

  34. Wondering whether Ryan Seacrest is gay or not brings to mind a song…….

    >> Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?

    You can DOWNLOAD Chris Daughtry singing it here:


  35. L239

    Good to know I’m not the only one repeatedly mistaking her for a man.

  36. LickyLicky

    FA!!! I couldn’t even watch that movie. And I was drunk when I tried to watch it. Drunkeneze requires that you get sucked into whatever is on the television, no matter how bad. That bad. Really. Sucked. She should have died in that plane crash in the very beginning. Wasn’t it supposed to be down here in LA somewhere…?

    Everyone thinks we all live in swamps, wear floppy hats, and say ‘cher’ (no, not HER).

  37. califgirl

    You are all so chasing the very, very unimportant part of the story. How about, “As for her alleged romance with George Clooney, “That was really fabricated,” she said. “We went to one dinner back in December, and that was it.

  38. Who Cares

    Maybe he set the whole thing up and used her for that photo-op? My very first thoughts went that way. I think he told the paparazzi where they’d be because she said it was a secluded and out of town place. Who knows? Maybe they both agreed and decided to get caught kissing just to make waves in the tabloids and follow suite with all the rest of the meaningless stories put up for sale?
    Besides…does that kiss really look like a 3rd date kiss? Come on!

  39. Rodney


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