Teri Hatcher explained on Oprah yesterday that she and Ryan Seacrest haven’t seen each other since the day they were caught kisisng.
“I haven’t seen him since that day, so all the stuff about everything else is just made up.” She added that, on the day of the smooch
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LickyLicky | May 3, 2006 at 10:04 am
First again?
HiAlisonC | May 3, 2006 at 10:05 am
Call me Alison.
LickyLicky | May 3, 2006 at 10:05 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s a good fucking day today, Superficial MoFos!
sweetcheeks | May 3, 2006 at 10:06 am
Making out with Teri Hatcher would be like tongue kissing a corpse.
A corpse who had been sexually abused and had constant diarrhea of the mouth.
Akapee | May 3, 2006 at 10:06 am
What a fucking shame
Celeb_Hater | May 3, 2006 at 10:06 am
So close to first yet so far.
Ryan Seacrest is the doucheiest of all douches.
Celeb_Hater | May 3, 2006 at 10:07 am
Wow not even close- people comment FAST.
Yayday | May 3, 2006 at 10:07 am
You know George tossed her one good and then moved on
sweetcheeks | May 3, 2006 at 10:09 am
I saw a picture of Seacrest “kissing” a stripper in Us Weekly. I say “kissing” because
a) I didn’t know it was humanly possible to extend a tongue that far out of the mouth
b) Her throat was bulging from the pressure and
c) I think it was actually an Orca tongue. It was all big and bumpy, just like a killer whale’s.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 10:15 am
I think Teri Hatcher is beautiful, he is crazy never to talk to her again…….
Ryan Seacrest is not gay, when are you guys gonna leave the star of American Idol alone?
I don’t see any of you kissing Teri Hatcher….
86 | May 3, 2006 at 10:16 am
What were we talking about again?
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 10:20 am
If Ryan Seacrest was straight, he wouldn’t be kissing *Teri Hatcher*…that was totally a photo op
DonLes91 | May 3, 2006 at 10:21 am
Stallion, that was sarcasm, right? I’m used to seeing putdowns from you and that really threw me off. Besides, everybody knows RSLTC.
CoJo | May 3, 2006 at 10:21 am
I think the second reason he couldn’t do this with her (aside from the fact that he sooo loves the cock Tom Cruise style) is that she was beginning to look a little too much like a to’ up Whitney Houston…look at her!
krisdylee | May 3, 2006 at 10:27 am
#11 I believe we were talking about Land-Man’s cock. Or lack thereof.
sharkbite | May 3, 2006 at 10:30 am
So much for killing those gay rumors.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
BoobsForBob | May 3, 2006 at 10:30 am
Who fucking cares…
Besides…Teri Hatcher has lopsided tits. Wasn’t there a movie she was in after ‘Lois and Clark’ and it was a big deal cuz she flashed her tits…and then we all found out they were lopsided…so unless she got a job done…not interested…that and she should play the wicked witch of the west from some closeups I’ve seen.
Junebug | May 3, 2006 at 10:35 am
You don’t wear a ballcap and sweatpants on a 3rd date…you save that for when you’ve been married for a year or two and couldn’t care less.
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 10:35 am
They were just simply celebrating his new job as host of the new show “America’s Saddle-Bag-Faced Idol” and her impending victory.
bjpack | May 3, 2006 at 10:37 am
Actually this was all the result of a mean practical joke. Simon convinced Ryan that Teri Hatcher was the guy who played the woman/man in “The Crying Game.” Ryan saw this as an opportunity to “have his cake (cock?) and eat it too” but was surprised to find out that there was no cake (cock) to be had.
sirokai | May 3, 2006 at 10:41 am
Obviously they were both in cahoots to make Ryan look straight… Teri is dumb enough to help with that sort of thing, you know? It’s all a big setup and anyone would be a tool if they really thought Teri or Ryan was even the slightest bit infatuated.
Jacq | May 3, 2006 at 10:42 am
How does a straight woman break-up with a gay man?
I guess she’s taking her ass somewhere else.
Dr.Rokter | May 3, 2006 at 10:42 am
There’s something singularly distressing about thinking of your tongue getting coated with chunks from Terri Hatcher’s lobstery piehole.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 10:44 am
@13 of course………..
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 10:49 am
23, thanks for making me puke up my pancakes before i had a chance to do it myself in the office bathroom
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 10:56 am
I met Seacrest one time at a Quik-Stop in Scranton one time and he we made out by the broken pay phone. It was probably the greatest day of my life. I wanted to call all my friends and tell them about it, but as I said before, the pay phone was broken.
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 10:59 am
Sorry about # 26- I can’t type this morning. That’s what happens when you don’t work very often. Unless you call watching Ryan Seacrest get undressed from behind the bushes at his bedroon window a job.
krisdylee | May 3, 2006 at 11:11 am
I’d really like to kick Teri in the clit.
krisdylee | May 3, 2006 at 11:12 am
Ryan too.
prettierthanmeganharris | May 3, 2006 at 11:16 am
PapaHotNuts,
from PA too? Now I won’t have to go that far to stalk ya!
prettierthanmeganharris | May 3, 2006 at 11:16 am
PapaHotNuts,
from PA too? Now I won’t have to go that far to stalk ya!
pinky_nip | May 3, 2006 at 11:23 am
I think Seacrust got freaked out when she kept screaming “fuck me uncle”.
mattnoks | May 3, 2006 at 11:31 am
Is it just me or have the posts on the superficial been completely unfunny the last few days. Its like all the good writers went on strike, kind of like them mexicans. Viva Mexico!
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 11:34 am
OMG. Here I was beginning to think Seacrest wasn’t gay. But now my world is shattered. The only way to fix it is for Ryan to say those magical words on the air………
Tom Cruise, Out!
penguinwaddle | May 3, 2006 at 11:38 am
i miss edna:(
MaryBackstayge | May 3, 2006 at 11:48 am
“Teri Hatcher explained on Oprah yesterday that she and Ryan Seacrest haven’t seen each other since the day they were caught kisisng.”
I suppose “kisisng” is something that corpses and closeted gay men do. It doesn’t sound pretty. Because it isn’t.
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 11:49 am
Why would you think I’m from PA? Because I have “PA” in my name?
Are you from AR? MA? MS? AL? LA?
I’m actually from the school of hard knocks, located in the state of confusion.
Supermodelmom1 | May 3, 2006 at 11:49 am
Men! Give up the goods too early and they’re gone.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 3, 2006 at 11:57 am
Look at that kiss, I mean, really examine it. Does that look passionate? Or does it look like the kiss shared between two relatives that don’t like each other? And Ryan “can’t do this”? He must be the only gay guy in Hollywood that can fuck up a staged relationship. It’s called acting, Ryan, Tom Cruise does it all the time. One last thought – how long before Teri cries to whoever will put her on the cover of a magazine about how she was fingerbanged by Ryan. Seacrest, out… yes, yes indeed.
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 11:59 am
You’ve been kissing whales there sweetcheeks..?
Once you go the non-human mammals route there’s no going back, save ya-self, for down that road only lies insanity.
On another matter, I’m guessing that Seacrest thought Hatchet was post-op, she/he’s really pre-op, hasn’t all her/his piping installed.
Lou | May 3, 2006 at 12:02 pm
I’m guessing this relationship would have gone on allot longer if she hadn’t kept pressuring him to have sex in a van outside her house.
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Papa, I think it was the fact that you referred to making out with Seacrest in Scranton. Why the hell would anyone be in Scranton, unless they lived there?
ILovePapaSmurf | May 3, 2006 at 12:18 pm
He has done this to someone else. He told another girl that he wasn’t pretty enough to date him. What a skeeze!
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 12:18 pm
I once was in Scranton and bet some lady on the street corner $100 dollars that she couldn’t get me off. A cop saw this and was gonna arrest me but couldn’t decide if it was gambling or prostitution. Cop’s are dumb in general but they are really stupid in Scranton, cause he let me go…………
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 12:19 pm
By the way if you were wondering, I lost the bet…….
Zanna | May 3, 2006 at 12:22 pm
From the source:
She added that, on the day of the smooch
Spindoc | May 3, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Please, My grandmother gets more tongue than that at one of her bridge club lunches. That was a gay guy and his fag out out for a day of shopping.
WTF | May 3, 2006 at 12:23 pm
I just farted.
Lipgloss Assassin | May 3, 2006 at 12:25 pm
maybe it was the lobster?
but it probably was the crabs.
or teri’s penis.
kind of a tough call on this one
Lala | May 3, 2006 at 12:32 pm
I’m sorry – I just picked myself up off the floor laughing hysterically for three hours after trying to imagine Ryan Seacrest as a love ‘em and leave ‘em type.
What I miss?