Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest kiss on beach

are you sure that’s not simon in a wig?

I haven’t seen anything that awkward & forced-looking since the last time I saw photos of a certain “inappropriate age difference, obvious gay cover-up relationship.” What were their names again?

a page right from Liza’s book.

The combination of two surgically enhanced, painfully thin botox victims that both smell of hair highlighter and pancake make-up just sounds kinda gross.

GAH!

I was nastified by the picture, she’s really quite nasty and wretched-looking and I REALLY hate Ryan Seacrest, he’s a no-talent metrosexual dork!

teri hatcher? looks more like stephen tyler.

Sorry but you’ve been fooled big time here folks. That’s not Teri Hatchet macking on Ryan Secreast(Out!) in that picture…That’s Michael Jackson, posing as her. No wait, I meant, that’s Teri Hatcher posing as Michael Jackson. No wait, Shit.

#29, you’re an idiot. What’s “funny” about being gay? And it doesn’t matter if the guy was on some dating show 5 minutes ago, it doesn’t mean he’s straight. He’s not Metro, HE’S GAY. Let me guess you’re the one and only person left in the entire world that thinks Tom Cruise is straight, right?

#29, you’re an idiot. What’s “funny” about being gay? And it doesn’t matter if the guy was on some dating show 5 minutes ago, it doesn’t mean he’s straight. He’s not Metro, HE’S GAY. Let me guess you’re the one and only person left in the entire world that thinks Tom Cruise is straight, right?

#58, 59, and 60. He probably got it the first time. ;)

You people are so mean! First of all, Teri Hatcher may be too thin and not the best actress, but she still looks better than 99% of women her age. Who are you comparing her to, Jessica Alba, who is 15 years younger? Look around at other 40 year women and try to find one who’s not fat and unappealing. And her boobs are not the best, but she’s had a child and obviously hasn’t had any surgery, like every other actress in hollywood. What do you think you or your wife will look like at 40 after having some kids? I guarantee it will be a lot worse than Teri Hatcher.

#22, You are absolutely right. This is nothing more than a disgusting ploy to get media attention. It’s no secret that celebs often have their publicists set up fake romances for them, but these two could at least TRY to make it look real!! 1)I agree with everyone, the kiss looks horribly awkward and not sincere in the slightest. 2)Neither of them is dressed in such a fashion as to try and hide their identity -they WANT to be seen! 3)Neither of them are currently shining stars in the media, so in theory they both have much to gain if this “relationship” is “discovered”. He’s still gay, she’s still gross, the whole thing is fake. See it for what it is people.

It’s the most touching story of Fag meets Hag! They’ll have an awesome romance together shopping in vintage stores, going to artsy Indy films, and totally wigging out at the club with glo-sticks and apple martinis. Super!!!!

Hey look, it’s Waylon Flowers and Madame!

Hey look, it’s Waylon Flowers and Madame!

Sorry for the double post….stupid work ‘puter.

hehe!
http://www.papi.com
the other side of seacrest

Ewww. Damn she looks like Emily Rose! I can’t escape this hideous woman. First she looked like Linda Blair in the exorcist (i still did not get over that pic) & now this. I want my mommy!

I really wish that I could be happy for her, but my GOD, could this be any more of a PR set-up? Seacrest is gay (allegedly) and she’s just such an unattractive twig. They do look awkward and wacky. Ew. It just makes me want to curl up and cry.

i feel angst in our family. where’s a new tidbit about that wack-a-doodle Tom and his spawn to be ???

Vomit, OUT!

good for seashit, maybe that’ll help boost his career in standup – off a cliff. i think she could do much better.

That is the most frou-frou ass kiss ever. WTF.

YECH!

Yes, I’m a heterosexual man saying this about a heterosexual couple. Mike Jackson and Lisa Marie were more convincing.

I think that this is just a convenient hollywood high school pairing.

TERI! Come back to me! Fudgeitabootit! I didn’t mean what I said!

I’m surprised that people keep hiring Ryan Seacrest for other projects. American Idol would still be popular even if a Chimp was hosting it, (Hell, Paula Abdul doesn’t sound much more inteligent than a Chimp on the nights when she’s high) I mean stop giving him credit for being on a sucessful show, it’s sort of like giving David Hasslehoff all the credit for Baywatch being popular and not Carmen Elektra and Pam Anderson’s boobs.

Nasty! They both look like stretched out men with frozen visages.

Good way to prove you’re not gay.

#66 that’s great — you really nailed it!

Yeah! That looks natural for them. He looks like he’s kissing an electrical outlet.

“Terri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest Kiss On Beach”

… and frighten all beached whales within a ten-mile radius back into the sea.

Anywhooo… Ryan Seacrest can bone me any day. And I can put my signature to that.

Who wears a 2 piece Armani Suit to the Beach?

That seems a little too metro for my taste…

Oh, and in the right light and the right angle, Terri does look rather manish in that picture…

does she not understand that he was on STAR 98.7 listening to ALANIS MORISETTE and MEATLOAF in the early 2000′s?

#62– i thought it was angelina jolie kissing her bro again!! but…..alba?? come on!!!!! sorry no jealousy here, i KNOW im sexy plus i weigh like 20 lbs less than her ( im 4’11 ;) )and sorry, shes no carmen electra, honey, sorry!

daisy4given

you said neither are shining stars in the media, in fact she is one of the best paid women in TV

as for rest of you guys, most of you are mean-spirited and nasty and will look far worse than she does at 41!

urgh…she’s sooooooo old