Teri Hatcher almost loses her eye

Like she never took a shot in the eye……….IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER !!!!

RIP Chris Farley

I just wanted to make 3 in a row, got nuthin insultin….wait, insulin! any diabetics out there! Eat sugar and do the funky chicken for me! Darwinism…darr win izm…der wen izm. How the fuck do Americans say it?

45-51 Fuck I am slow when I am drunk! Biatcho, yes, it is double penetrating, but with what object may I ask? Although, what may I ask went thru your seriously fucked up head (luv it!) about what “dirty pussying ” could posssibly mean….could be a new trend!

53: Off the top of my head & because I’m clear out of tampons, it’s gotta be when you’re ragging it & all out of tampons. And who owns maxi-pads these days? That, my friend, is dirty-pussying.

Or just getting fucked really hard that it bleeds… that’s abouther reason for dirty pussy.

Or like MeganHarris, when you rub it* so hard thinking of Kirsten Dunst’s titties all up in your face that it bleeds & then you don’t wash it for a week.

* MeganHarris’ clitoris

by the way 52 – what the piss are you talking about?

G-rad T-rent,

Excellant use of “my word” *say like Mr. Belveder* old chap….nice to know you weak ass brit (intentionally uncapitalized) men know about dp…all about dp. Honour. Colour. And othour “mispelled” words. Ms. or Mrs. Biatcho, SERIOUSLY, what did you think of when “dirty pussy-ing” went thru your mind? I gott know!! that shit slays me!

Blood is just nature’s lubricant for those not quite wet enough days.

And it just dawned on me. It’s been so long for the Diceman. For you Teri:

Georgie Porgie, puddin and pie,
jerked off in his girlfriend’s eye.
When her eye was dried and shut,
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut.

57: You wanna find out? I’ll show you. No more of this pussyfooting around damn it! Let’s get down to brass tacks people.
Oh wait, according to Fisher55 none of us exist so I’m going to go take a shower and think of meganharris’ hairy clitoris.

WTF? I like women, I’m not British.

#52
saw my chance at 3 times fame..put that in quotations.! I know I misspelled that. Was just trying to make 3 comments in a row, but I hav been drinking since 4 o clock midwest time (I live in CO, visiting for work) Dude! You are friggin hilarious! DP ing in your perspective…wow Hey, u know what you call a black man flying an airplane? the pilot you fucking racist!!!!!!!!!!!!1

57

Yah baby! the time frame on these posts is trippy, we all write at times according to the posts and our schedule and the superfish puts it chronilogical.
G. t. (I am 2 lazy to type it out)I see the words “my word” and think Limey. sorry. Biatcho, can you think of me a little, for my self esteem….I am 6’2″, brown hair, green eyes, trimmed beard, 175 lbs, and I climb on roofs for a living. not kidding. please tell me that does something, or Iwill cut my balls off and become an accountent

Shit, I posted all kinds of wicked stuff about alcaholics (me), how I wanna bang Biatcho, and canadieaeaeaeaeaeans……like you matter. server erased it, my genius gone. biatcho, dirty or not, I will eat it like a SUNDAY!!! or puke and then eat it like a SUNDA!!!!!!

going to bed now. Love all.

@ #32….I have a thing for guys named Gerald Tarrant….Let’s hook up.

Score.

That’s why I have a thing for dirty pirate hookers. They cant resist my name.

An anorexic mannish pirate? Oh do tell!

63 holy christ we look exactly alike! My beard is also trimmed but my “area” is all out of sorts. Just a little something for you to think about. I’m out of here for the weekend fucko! enjoy.

Dirtypiratehooker, you will have to share Gerald with me. I saw him first. But that’s ok. I like pirates too.

That’s cool, I have a thing for saints.

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Jesus Christ am I weird sometimes….but a deal is a deal *buys calculator, accounting for dummies, and scissors*

Teri now has a wonky eye like Paris Hilton. “Eye wonkiness is like so hot right now.” – Paris Hilton