Teri Hatcher got injured on the set of Desperate Housewives when a light bulb exploded and scratched her eye.
Teri Hatcher almost loses her eye
April 26th, 2006 // 74 Comments
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BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 4:40 pm
And people say there is no God. Free Edna!
mamacita | April 26, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Just a few inches lower and it could have severed her jugular. Then, we the public, would have been spared watching this skanky hag die a slow death from starvation. Not that it wouldn’t be fun, but damn, there’s only so much of looking at her hungry ass that I can take. And what the hell is wrong with the piece of glass that it couldn’t just do its job? I demand a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum.
And is she ever a ho. Free Edna!
theyareidiots | April 26, 2006 at 4:53 pm
if only she had gotten a patch to hide that ginormous bulging vein in her forehead.
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Maybe Edna is actually a nice person…maybe Terri Hatcher said that and that’s why someone threw the glass in her eye!
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Maybe Edna is actually a nice person…maybe Terri Hatcher said that and that’s why someone threw the glass in her eye!
thatsnothot | April 26, 2006 at 4:55 pm
who’s edna and why is everyone talking about her?
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Maybe Edna is actually a nice person…maybe Terri Hatcher said that and that’s why someone threw the glass in her eye!
Hueco Mundo | April 26, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Has anyone else mentioned that Edna is a raging fecalpheliac as well.
thatsnothot | April 26, 2006 at 4:57 pm
what is with the det of desperate housewives? first some pole falls on eva longoria and now a lightbulb explodes to damage teri’s cornea.
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 4:57 pm
I’m sorry if I’ve sent my comment more than once-my computer is mucking up… I’ve told u Edna I WILL NOT be you lesbian life partner, stop messing around with my stuff!!
thatsnothot | April 26, 2006 at 4:58 pm
*set
Fisher55 | April 26, 2006 at 5:00 pm
obviously teri got a cumshot to the eye again…
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Aaar, Aaar, me mateys, there be botox in them crevasses Aaar AAR!!!! urgh Aar them crevices are old Aaaar!! not spectacular ye land lubbers.
laaaand HO!!
careyanne | April 26, 2006 at 5:01 pm
I can honestly say that I have scratched my Cornea. With a hanger. The whole right side of my face had to be covered. I looked like phantom of the opera.
I went to a party that night, boy was I hot. My pick up like for the night was “Hey can I walk your plank?”
Land-Man | April 26, 2006 at 5:02 pm
It was a Land-Shot, Fisher55. From my Land-Balls to God’s ear.
ILovePapaSmurf | April 26, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Man, what a sad way to get attention..
Italian Stallion | April 26, 2006 at 5:06 pm
When are these tabloids gonna start telling the truth so I don’t have to?
When asked if she had been kissing Ryan Seacrest she replied. “I wouldn’t be caught dead kissing that obvious homosexual to further his career.” “If I was kissing Ryan Seacrest may Stallions cum shot hit me straight in the eye next time I give him a blow job.”
Need I say more……..
WORST BLOW JOB EVER………
MeganHarris | April 26, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Im over teri hatcher. Im over her.
Aimtrue | April 26, 2006 at 5:08 pm
I washed she had lost the eye then I could pop out the glass eye and no I can’t say it
BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 5:10 pm
I’ll say it. Skull fuck her?
Hara | April 26, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Gross. Her cut cornea is profane and makes me uncomfortable…. REPORTED.
Nope. It just isn’t the same. Maybe Teri will eat to take her mind off the eyeball pain. That would be nice.
junebug | April 26, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Teri almost loses an eye, Hilton almost electrocutes herself, maybe those powers Xenu gave Cruise in exchange for his first born do work.
Fisher55 | April 26, 2006 at 5:19 pm
careyann: next time have a doctor perform the abortion, sweetiepie
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 26, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Enough already. Must we hear about everything in poor Teri’s life? First it was salacious tidbits about her love life and a van down by the river. Then it was the molestation she waited 14 years to come forward with. Now this. I can’t wait to read about the terrible shit Teri’s going to take after eating bad Mexican food. Or how she can’t do anal because of her uncle.
Edna Bambrick | April 26, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Test?
snark | April 26, 2006 at 5:24 pm
oh ferchrissakes…of COURSE she almost lost her eye. she’s like that whiny girl in junior high who was always “spraining her ankle” in gym class and going to the nurse’s office because she “didn’t feel good.”
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 5:27 pm
I’m not sure she did scratch her eye- well atleast not from a ‘freak exploding lightbulb I think she looked in the mirror, saw what we see and didn’t want to believe it and so starting scratching her eyes out!
biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 5:36 pm
That picture doesn’t even look like her. There aren’t enough wrinkles, cum stains & whorish eye makeup. And this chick’s hair actually looks washed & healthy.
Zanna | April 26, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Fucking yikes.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/whitney_houston/is_bobbi_kristina_taking_mommys_medicine_20060425.php
Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Scary Snatcher lives in a van
“Down by the river!”
I miss you Chris Farley…
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I happen to have a thing for dirty pirate hookers. Teri is just too old to qualify.
shankyouverymuch | April 26, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I think she looks good in this picture… 20 years younger… ah the old days…
asenath7766 | April 26, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Why is a pic of Catherine Zeta-Jones being used here?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Word on the street is a male stripper poked her in the eye with his “cocktail straw” when she was out partying with Janice Dickinson the other night.
You know, because on the streets them niggaz got to know the deal – Terri Hatcher ain’t exactly what it do, feel me?
chanel_bear | April 26, 2006 at 6:32 pm
she’s is kinda annoying isn’t she?
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Not really, I quite like Oshkosh.
radio4play | April 26, 2006 at 7:05 pm
damn almost first…one day I shall triumph
oh and tcltc
Tracy | April 26, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Whew! That was close! If that piece of glass had cut the gi-normous vein in her forehead she would have bled to death.
Pearly | April 26, 2006 at 8:08 pm
#23 I was thinking the same thing but “almost” isn’t a gift of Zenu dammit. Les “almost” electrocuted/eye gouged out and more “definetely.”
CruisingForCock | April 26, 2006 at 8:27 pm
#19 Over her? When were you under her? Tell us about that.
andrewthezeppo | April 26, 2006 at 8:27 pm
The right half of her face is covered? Teri Hatcher just became 50% more attractive!!!! Congrads Teri!
TrannyGranny | April 26, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Wanna know what’s fun to do with the blind? When they are ta tap tapping their way around, put bricks in front of the cane so they think its a wall. Then, when they turn around use one of those “air-horns in a can” from inches away, they fall over 100% of the time. The only thing more fun than that is taking a dump on Land “man”
TrannyGranny | April 26, 2006 at 8:44 pm
or d.p.ing biatcho!
Mr_White_Secure_American | April 26, 2006 at 8:48 pm
I JERKED OFF IN TERRI HATCHERS LIBTARD EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pez_D_Spencer | April 26, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Up next, Teri Hatcher stubs toe in bathroom. Film at 11.
Christ, when you’re so ugly that lightbulbs would rather blow themselves up rather than be near you, I think it’s time to give up the whole “acting” dream.
biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 9:09 pm
44: I consider myself a fairly knowledgeable vulgar person. But I have hit the booze already… can you confirm DPing? dirty pussying? dick picking? dyke plowing?
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 9:14 pm
My word biatcho, I am disappointed. Double penetrating.
replicunt | April 26, 2006 at 9:26 pm
MONEYSHOT
biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 9:28 pm
ooohh! that’s so fucking obvious. I am a retard. And I feel shame. Shoot away… I deserve it.