Teresa Palmer’s Boobs Aren’t The Duggars
Some time between Josh Duggar molesting a five-year-old and Kim Kardashian going insane from Kanye jizz – Fancy journalism. We has it. – the Internet in my entire neighborhood shat out, so I’m at Starbucks right now trying to smuggle boobs onto the site through their spotty Wi-Fi. So here are Teresa Palmer’s because I’m a goddamn professional, and also because they’re not a depressing tale of young girls being molested by their own brother and being told it’s their own fault for having ankles. In fact, don’t even read that. That was all a typo. Go to the boobs. Run to them!