Teresa & Joe Giudice Seem Like Nice Clients

The Superficial / July 30, 2013

“Lemme in that courtroom! I’ll murderlize ‘em!”

Here’s Teresa and Joe Giudice arriving in federal court this morning to plead not guilty to 39 counts of tax evasion, bank fraud and whatever it is people do for fun in Jersey these days besides steroids and banging midgets until a baby or a pickle pops out. Anyway, it probably would’ve been a good idea to tell them not to do stupid shit like have your mother curse at the cameras while you swing at them, but whaddayagonnado? E! News reports:

The Guidices were accompanied by Joe’s mom, who was seen cussing at camera crews that swarmed around them. And at one point, Teresa’s hubby even slapped a photographer’s camera, prompting a warning from his attorney not to do that.

“Joe, Joe. You can’t commit battery outside a courtroom.”
“Wha? Since when?”
“Since forever, Joe.”
“Alright, alright, keep your shirt on. ‘Ey! Everybody shaddup for a minute. Now need all you alls to lie to the police that I punched this jamoke, alright? And don’t worry, you won’t get a trouble or nuttin’, I do it all the time.”
“You’re on your way to court for fraud.”
“Says you. OH!”

Photos: INFdaily