Teresa & Joe Giudice Seem Like Nice Clients

July 30th, 2013 // 16 Comments
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“Lemme in that courtroom! I’ll murderlize ‘em!”

Here’s Teresa and Joe Giudice arriving in federal court this morning to plead not guilty to 39 counts of tax evasion, bank fraud and whatever it is people do for fun in Jersey these days besides steroids and banging midgets until a baby or a pickle pops out. Anyway, it probably would’ve been a good idea to tell them not to do stupid shit like have your mother curse at the cameras while you swing at them, but whaddayagonnado? E! News reports:

The Guidices were accompanied by Joe’s mom, who was seen cussing at camera crews that swarmed around them. And at one point, Teresa’s hubby even slapped a photographer’s camera, prompting a warning from his attorney not to do that.

“Joe, Joe. You can’t commit battery outside a courtroom.”
“Wha? Since when?”
“Since forever, Joe.”
“Alright, alright, keep your shirt on. ‘Ey! Everybody shaddup for a minute. Now need all you alls to lie to the police that I punched this jamoke, alright? And don’t worry, you won’t get a trouble or nuttin’, I do it all the time.”
“You’re on your way to court for fraud.”
“Says you. OH!”

Photos: INFdaily


  1. JC

    Good luck with this, Guido-ices. As my wise dad always says, “If you kill someone and you’re rich, you might get away with it, but if you don’t pay your taxes, you’re going to jail.”

  2. I didn’t realize that Gorilla Joe up there wasn’t an American citizen. I wonder if his shrew wife will follow him if he gets deported back to Italy.

  3. lokejones

    prayers to them and the kids its a sad thing going on they are not the only ones this has happened to do the history .Lots of stars have gone throw this .

    • I did the history. I read throw some articles.

    • oh yeah, let’s pray to the all powerful master of time space & the universe, to make time to smooth over the fraudulent scheming of these obnoxious self entitled assholes, and spare them from the consequences of their illegal and immoral activities.

  4. MrChips

    I hope the feds repossess those fake “bubbies” along with everything else.

  5. Miss Pickford

    I never knew that I could feel such joy at the thought of 2 people going to prison.

    • Unfortunately the government will probably just take all their possessions to satisfy their tax obligations. If there’s any jail time it’ll probably wind up being probation or a 30 day stint somewhere. The thought of Teresa in a maximum security jail does make me laugh hysterically though.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I would so bang that stylist of hers. Guarantee she’s a great lay

    • ChaCha

      I think it would be highly entertaining (in a nonsexual, trainwreck way) to see her and Janice Dickinson in a fistfight.

  7. So this is what the bitchuation and paulyd are gonna look like in about ten years huh?

  8. Teresa Joe Giudice
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, fucking sharted, so what?”

  9. icu

    Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers!

  10. reinhard heidrich

    I guess all cameras are good cameras for these pieces of detritus. they know no depths….but hopefully their depths will be plumbed in the federal pen.

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