Teresa Giudice Told Her Kids She’s Going To Jail While Filming ‘Real Housewives’

Reality television is a shithole inhabited by shitheads doing shitty things for shitty people to watch, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice decided to exploit the most traumatic moment in her children’s lives so she has a better storyline than Carmella Meatball Buttafuoco Spaghetti. And there’s no way that’s not the name of one of the chicks on that show. Just no way. Radar reports:

However, the producers were able to film Teresa and Joe Giudice telling their four daughters about their decision to admit guilt and their reactions.
“They filmed her telling all her kids, it was an emotional time for her,” the source told Radar.
“She wanted to be completely honest and so she showed that to her family her fans are going to get to see that too.”

“Mommy, why are you telling us family stuff while the camera people are here?”
“Well, sweetie, mommy doesn’t know how long she’ll be gone, so she’s hoping this very private and emotional moment where your life falls apart will get lots and lots of ratings so there’s a spot for her when she gets back.”
“Oh. But, you and dad are going to be gone for a really long time, right?”
“That’s right, baby. I know it’ll be har- ohmygod, are you smiling? She’s fucking smiling! CUT.”

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