Teresa Giudice Is In Jail
In what is hopefully a continuing trend for every single reality star in 2015, Teresa Giudice reported to federal prison at 3 a.m. Monday morning where she’ll serve her 15 month sentence for bankruptcy fraud, according to WNBC 4 New York. And for those of you who don’t remember, Teresa went behind her crisis manager’s back to get herself booked in the prison from Orange Is The New Black only to realize it’s not filled with hilarious quirky characters like the show and tried to change it back because going to prison can’t be different than booking a hotel room. Except it was too late, and I found myself believing that maybe there really is a God in Heaven who wants me to be happy. – *closes eyes, waits for Hilary Duff’s naked body covered in sushi to show up* – Or not. Your move, Ganesha.
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