Please tell me Kate Gosselin isn’t pregnant.
While the Internet marvels at Kate Gosselin’s ability to wear extensions, here she is in Reading, Pa. this morning showing all the telltale signs that we need to evacuate the fucking planet:
Heaving bosom? Check.
Maternity shirt? Check.
Shopping cart full of food? Check.
And face full of murder? Check.
*straps on jetpack* Enjoy the small nation that rolls out, suckers! HAHAHAHA!