While the Internet marvels at Kate Gosselin’s ability to wear extensions, here she is in Reading, Pa. this morning showing all the telltale signs that we need to evacuate the fucking planet:
Heaving bosom? Check.
Maternity shirt? Check.
Jowls? Check.
Shopping cart full of food? Check.
And face full of murder? Check.
*straps on jetpack* Enjoy the small nation that rolls out, suckers! HAHAHAHA!
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most newly pregnant chicks have a nice glow… she looks rough rough rough
Oh fuck no.
most newly pregnant chicks have a nice glow… she looks rough rough rough
Damn I knew I should have used a condom.
She’s not pregnant. She’s just getting the ‘middle aged bitchy spinster’ gut.
No. That is how she’s rolling.
lollercoaster!
DOUBT SHE’S PREGGO.
I’D HIT IT. DUMP IN HER AND MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.
Umm, can someone tell me why the google ad at the top page asks “who’s prettier, Angelina Jolie or Brittany Murphy?” They may need to alter that ad ASAFP
9, obviously Angelina is since Brittany is rotting aways somewhere in a pine box.
She looks pretty good to me. Yep, I’d hit it every which way and she’d like it. Me? Couldn’t stand the whining – but then again…ear plugs.
Methinks she just got a boob job…
Boob jobs make everyone chick look better.
if she is preggo you can bet she has a TV deal to go with it. (Media) Whore.
FAT.
FAT LOOKS BAD ON EVERY WOMAN.
If only God had not made fat, the world world be a much better place. He could skipped over fat, and made boobs bigger, asses rounder, and snatches tighter.
I couldn’t care less whether she’s preggers or not, but you’ve got to admit those are some nice bosoms.
yuck
She had a hysterectomy…. i.e. no more babies… so no worries!
She had a hysterectomy…. i.e. no more babies… so no worries!
Fat, disgusting bitch.
She’s got the kind of face that a fist would love to plow into.
She makes my penis sad…
This is Jessica Simpson in 5 years.
She’s carrying a baby for Tila Tequila who was carrying a baby for her brother but had to make room for more cock.
If this is this morning, then she cut off $1,000 worth of extensions she just sat for hours having attached.
LMFAO
Wooooo! Hello stroke victim!
Talk about looking like shit. She looks someone merged Chris Farley with Lindsay Lohan.
Maybe she skipped the workouts and actually spent time with her kids? Nah, who am I kidding?
She’s not pregnant. The last time she used her uterus as a clown car and now it’s rebounding on her.
She looks like Droopy Dog …
….and the whole reason she had sextuplets…. infertility. Why does everyone forget that?
She looks like that since she got custody of the kids and needs to parent more now. No more 4 hours a day in the gym while TLC pays all your nanny fees. No more looking good for Mr. Bodyguard since the backlash of finding out that was true would kill HER chance at continued celebrity. She’s going to be lonely once she realizes she went from a wuss who loved her for some reason, to a vapid celebrity bitch created by plastic surgery and super expensive stylist, to a normal run down divorcee that everyone now knows is a screaming harpy in every day life. Enjoy.
She looks like that since she got custody of the kids and needs to parent more now. No more 4 hours a day in the gym while TLC pays all your nanny fees. No more looking good for Mr. Bodyguard since the backlash of finding out that was true would kill HER chance at continued celebrity. She’s going to be lonely once she realizes she went from a wuss who loved her for some reason, to a vapid celebrity bitch created by plastic surgery and super expensive stylist, to a normal run down divorcee that everyone now knows is a screaming harpy in every day life. Enjoy.
For a middle aged person, she doesn’t look fat at all to me. But then most people here think anything above a size 4 is fat.
I’d do her. But would I have to sign a contract first? And would the cameras be there?
Impossible. That would mean that there is a man on this planet who hates his penis so much, he stuck it in her. No man hates his manhood that much.
I guess there is always artificial insemination, but this cow doesn’t seem like she’d go that route….
Who gives a fuck!
She looks horrid! No wonder Jon dumped her ass!!
the cap has some feeling for the army
#33 Middle aged? I think she’s only something like 34 years old…..however I do realize on this site that’s considered old as shit.
Maybe her uterus has finally began to fall out. Her period must really be heavy after having that many babies up in there.
She’s on the rag (yes, even chicks that need artificial insemination get the rag), and she’s pissed that there’s a papa between her and her next bag of chocolate. Oh, and she’s always ugly as fuck and why is she here?
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For sp many people who have only negative things to say about her something must intrest all of you cause you click on the site to read what is wrote and then take time to talk bad about her. You no the women does have kids that at some point will see the stuff that is said would any of you want some one saying bad things about you that your kids will read someday. Damn people think about the kids that didnt ask to be put in the situation. The only ones hurt in the end by all the name calling and negative things that are said is the kids. Why should they have to pay for anothers bad choices..
@#45
She, her greed and her pathological need for celebutard-ism didn’t give a shit about the kids, why should I?
Seriously. If what’s being said here is the ONLY thing that scars her kids, that would be a miracle. She and Marlboro Man have made their kids’ adolecent and adult lives a joke. Don’t blame us for just pointing it out.
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i want to say she is not pregnant,but it seems that she is pregnant.
I wish John would do the world a favor and fucking shoot her already. I don’t understand what’s taking him so long.
I wish John would do the world a favor and fucking shoot her already. I don’t understand what’s taking him so long.
She was always kind of doughey, no big deal. Too bad about the kids, though. She’s an evil person. Not that their father is any better.