Tell ‘Em We’ll Be Back Monday, Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini

October 14th, 2011 // 70 Comments

Alright, folks, just a huge giant thanks for being so goddamn awesome during Clusterf@ck! Mode particularly these last two days. The emails and comments were much appreciated, even the one from that crazy Netherlands guy “forrest gump” that entirely was about anal sex. That touched my heart the most.

Anyhow, Photo Boy will be back Monday, and we’ll start to steer this ship back to its normal routine, except not entirely, because you know those way better photo galleries I keep blabbing about? They’re coming by the end of the month along with a whole grab bag of goodies including a little something I cooked up called Instant Stripper Messaging. (Possibly not a true statement.) Until then, enjoy the bikini stylings of Alessandra Ambrosio or feel free to hop on over to our link partners below to sate your blogging needs.

See you Monday,

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  1. wtf

    wtf… she used to be hot to me… but no more. no more.

    • Tyrone Biggums

      She’s always been built like a boy, now she looks like a boy with small boobs at least.

      • GeorgeWBush

        And don’t forget about that boyish flat ass that only a Catholic priest would drool over

      • Artofwar

        …..A mile long upper body and a half mile long lower body–in true contradiction as to how a body should be built.

        Then you add the lack of rump—lack of rack—and more than likely lack of brain— and all you have left is a disposable cunt hole. The kind one uses once and then dispose of at ones earliest convenience.

        This bitch is the living and breathing definitions of OVERRATED and UNDERDEVELOPED….Artofwar

    • VazquezOra

      my classmate’s step-mother makes $73/hour on the computer. ShҼ has been laid off for 8 months but last month her income was $9006 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy.cÕm

      • socool

        Only $73/hour to bang your classmates step mom? Post some pics.

      • Artofwar

        …. Shit, I heard his classmate’s stepmother is giving away $72 discount coupons to the first one million customers—with that kind of a deal on the table—we don’t need pictures—a simple address will suffice….Artofwar

    • Dan

      Pffff…. are you kiddin’?

      I’ll take her if you don’t want her.

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Tyrone Biggums
    Commented on this photo:

    No ass AND a dumb twatoo? No thanks.

  3. sobrietyisacrutch

    Looking forward to your triumphant return.
    May I suggest a best costume contest as part of our Octoberfest Spectacular Spectacular?

  4. Willie Dixon

    Never hot. Just kinda cute for a skinny girl.

  5. Dr. Otto VanderWahl

    The problem with these skinny chicks is that they tend to be very gassy, which is ok, unless you like to – you know – play the full course

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    ………. poser ass models. hate when people pretend they are surfers.

    • a powers

      of corse she’s posing!!!!!!!!!!!! she IS a model………… dumbass!!!!!!!!
      ” uh yea, I hate it when painters paint or when football players play football”

  7. *if you rough em they will cum*

    Why does her mouth look so clean, and teeth are so white? did she rinsed with that salty water? How refreshing!

  8. *if you rough em they will cum*


  9. The King of Kensington

    wow, a surf board is riding alessandra ambrosio

  10. Gary T

    This site is getting less and less content every week as time goes by, I am almost done with it. Hopefully they will get back up to speed but geeze it’s 1130am PST and they are already done for the day?

    • Cock Dr

      The blogger needs lots of time to shave & dress for Happy Hour and he has to share the mirror with his PhotoBoy. Time consuming stuff.

  11. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a drip or a lip?

  12. SirDigbyChickenCaeser

    You rock fish!

  13. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    speaking as a strong, independent, confident, heterosexual woman….I would do unspeakable things to her.

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Built like a nine yr old….boy

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez…how long is her torso?

  16. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    naahhh.. negative butt is not attractive

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a living clothes hanger.

  18. socool

    Hottest ass on the planet

  19. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She can paddle my longboard any day.

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    concave (from Latin concavus ‘hollow’) excavated, hollowed, incurvate, indented, sunken

    Antonym: female ass

  21. it had to be said

    If anal sex touched your heart . . . that dude must be hung like a stallion!


    • Artofwar

      ….Yep, but more like two stallions put together—her rectal opening must be at-least a good 16,17 yards from her heart. Jeez!!!– you can run a half marathon on the trunk portion of this over glamorized, over paid, underfed hoe’s body….Artofwar

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    We need more pictures….been slow this week. Looking forward to the next, “The Crap We Missed.”

  23. Is that a Victoria Sexret board?

  24. Your dedication to boobs and dick jokes through tumultuous times will be remembered and revered for years to come. Well played Fish, well played. I’m going to click on a bunch of advertising and view the hell out of a lot of pages as a thank you.

  25. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    My anaconda don’t want none
    Unless you’ve got buns, hun

  26. kingofbeer

    I would last about 2 seconds against her! damn fine!

  27. Venom

    I want to give a fuck about her, but I can’t, I really don’t find her attractive at all in the least.
    Most of the VS girls are not that great to be honest.
    Now a girl that you never see on here that needs to be that is the epitome of a woman is Jessica Gomes.

    • RJ

      Gross. I guess to each their own, but your in the tiny boat on that buddy if you think she trumps all VS models…

      • Venom

        On the cover of the Swimsuit Illustrated magazine and on the cover of this month’s Maxim, yeah real gross.

        I guess there are some men that are latent homosexuals that don’t want hot curvy women with breasts and asses and prefer flat women with no ass, no boobs and faces like a horse.

    • whit

      yes. love her. she’s really toned up in the past 6 mths too.

    • Dali

      Nice, if you like ladyboys.

  28. Ruth

    Have a good weekend Fish!

  29. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she has an acute case of white girl ass. I’d actually rather keep what i’ve got……my 5’6″ fat belly, jiggly thighs and all

    seriously. If God came down right now and said “you can have her body or your body, you choose.”

    I’d pick my body. I’m used to it by now plus I got married recently so I can finally let myself go anyway.

    • SFord

      lol u gonna get fat and divorced

    • azgirlgoneeast

      except for she’s not white, she’s 100% brazilian….

      • She’s Italian and polish by lineage. Most of the ‘Brazillian’ models that came around during the time she did are basically white folks that grew up in Brazil. Nobody is going to make the claim that Giselle Bundchen, also Brazillian, is anything but white.

        If you want ‘Brazilian’ Brazilian you’re better served looking at the more typical darker people from the country because they’re the descendents of a mixture of Portuguese, african and the aboriginals originally from the country.

      • licialicia

        you aint got ta be white to have a white girl ass.

  30. forrest gump

    this pose including surfboard may look interesting for most of us.
    but most americans can’t even swim.
    …………like her person, folks.

    • TomFrank

      Well, at least now we know “forrest gump” doesn’t even read the posts, he just looks at the pictures and comments.

  31. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    tim b
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  32. lily

    she has great legs

  33. peterbekir

    Hello wery good.

  34. jooney

    This woman about 5 years ago was the most spectacular woman I have ever seen. Her facial features are unique and flawless… but man, she used to have a GREAT ass. Now it kinda looks like shes lost way too much weight, and lost her subtle but fantastic curves. someone give her a sandwich!!!

  35. DoobieDoo

    A chin only Bruce Campbell could fuck.

  36. Jimmy Stewart

    Wait. Cut, cut, cut. Too many surfboards in the shot.

  37. Emillio Estevez , Jr.

    That’s some fine eatin’

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Has anyone else noticed how wildly the size of her breasts seems to vary between photo shoots? Most of the time she’s an A or a B, but she’s in the C range here, and I’ve definitely seen a shot where she looked like a straight up double D.

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  41. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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    where are the gopro movies…?

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