Here’s The Shit-Awful Trailer To The Shit-Awful ‘Ninja Turtles’ Sequel
Here’s the trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, the sequel to last summer’s flaming CGI garbage pile of rape and dumb, and clearly that same level of excellence was adhered to. Only this time around it has Bebop and Rocksteady along with Stephen Amell as Casey Jones who I swear to God somehow got worse at acting just by being in this movie because have you seen Arrow lately? Jesus Christ. And, no, Megan Fox in a sexy schoolgirl outfit (below) does not make up for any of that. But I appreciate the Ferrari that got washed in an effort to try. You were not waxed in vain.
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