Exactly as I predicted, here are just-released photos of Teen Mom Maci Bookout posing with her new implants in a bikini because apparently MTV is paying these kids with them. Although, Jenelle seems to have pawned hers for drugs while Farrah made that goddamn crying face until they agreed to the giant size. Anyway, I’m just so glad to see they’re still not over-glamorizing these girls by treating them like movie stars as a reward for getting knocked up in high school. I mean, only a crazy person would send that message to impressionable young girls who started pregnancy pacts after just 90 minutes of Juno, and then Canada would have no choice but to nuke us. Politely, of course, for such are their ways. “Terribly sorry about this, America. We want you to know any survivors are more than welcome to our free health-care and delicious, high alcohol content beers. We insist.”
Photos: Splash News
boobs. 1st!
omg i was 1st 4 posts in a row! im ultra special! :D
Having nothing better to do does not make you special….well maybe special ed but, that’s about it.
Awesome.
Yep. First staged bikini photos after the implants. Here are the candids of Maci parading her new implants around on spring break:
http://famousplastic.com/2011/03/30/maci-bookout-takes-her-fake-boobs-on-vacation/
Lesson? Give young impressional girls a bunch of money and they’ll blow it on stupid sh!t like plastic surgery…
great body, but what’s up with all the tats? Nasty.
Tattoos = Awesome
Face ? Not so much … gah …
christ, i’ve never had a kid and i still don’t look like that. love her! :)
its almost scary how much of her face her son got, he literally stole her face to a T.
She looks like a ho’d out Polly Pocket :-/…
She has fail written all over her, in seven languages even.
i actually think you with stupid comments like taht at 2 in the morning
She has the body but what happened to her face?
Those bags under her eyes are still more noticeable than the tits. What happened to her face?
she had a child.
I liked the Canadian joke
total trash
Tattoos are ugly ! This trend has got to end. Maybe you should post a nice picture of Audrey Hepburn. Oh wait, in 2004 you wrote a terrible post about how ugly you think Audrey is I forgot…you pathetic loser!
what???
Huh??
tatoos r older then ink ie ritual scarification dont be such a prude
I am 13 and i live in a very religious modest area. I have 2 bikinis. My mom isnt a modesty freak, but she worries too much about what other people think of us.
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Busted face is busted.
…………..around her eyes too?
Does anyone else get the” gonzo double anal queen porn” vibe off this girl?
Fake tits?…Check
Tats?….check
aged butter face from too many anal gangbangs ?……check
Another lackluster day at the Superficial….Nicholas Gage and two posts about Teen Moms, both of which were good candidates for Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Program….read Porn Star U! My how the mighty have fallen…..All the real celebrities must be off for the Easter holiday a week early.
They aint big enough I still looked at her face.
“Hi! I’m faux famous!”
Very sexy in a Jimmy Durante sort of way.
ugly face omg
Fuck the haters, I think she’s hot. Especially if you put a paper bag with pre-photo Scarlett Johansson’s face drawn on it.
She should have had that forehead reduction surgery first, then tattoo removal, then the implants.
and a nose job…or a brown paper bag
how about yall get a life. she just had a baby. and doing a good ass job. and i bet she looks ten times better than half of yall talking shit on here. so go have a baby an show us a pic an so we can tell you how unly you are.
I don’t think actual forehead reduction is possible, lowering the hairline is but the results don’t really do that much for most folks.
http://famousplastic.com/2011/03/30/maci-bookout-takes-her-fake-boobs-on-vacation/ what the fuck happened? on that pic on the left she looks kinda cute (I don’t care about the hairline) but now she’s fuckn hideous
funny! just so damn funny!
When the black girls are teen moms they’re sluts but when the white chicks get knocked up with no man and no means of supporting their kid(s) they get reality shows.
No, I’m pretty sure these chicks are sluts, too.
the belle of the trailer park
spent 20 minutes trying to give a damn
It should have been,
1. Nose job
2. Get a real job
3. Boob job.
Priorities kiddies…
http://naral.org/
YES!
Next up: a neck tattoo with the name of her boyfriend/child/grandmother written out in cursive. Or a shamrock. Or Tinkerbelle. Take your pick.
first time I see post natal stretch marks and cellulite settling in under eyes area.
skank
yep. what else do you expect from a TEEN mom who already popped out a kid? she is just SO EAGER to announce that she PUTS OUT!
Butterface [buh-TUR-feys] Noun. 1. Person whose worst feature is the front part of their head. 2. Typically used to describe some, but not all, stars of Teen Mom (note, for Amber Portwood, see entries for ‘whaleface’ and ‘lardass’).
i think she look fine. implants are a decent size.
weird. did they copy and paste her here? very poorly?
whata butt’er face….
I’m sorry, but that is one busted up face.
Man, she’s got meth head Hooter’s waitress turned stripper turned hooker in her tarot cards for sure.
And the winner for the 1st annual Miss Teen Crackwhore is….
Whoa, whoa, whoa. If Juno is partly to blame for this—and sure, why not?—then Canada’s got no business nuking us since they gave us that movie’s director (Jason Reitman), star (Ellen Page), and co-star (Michael Cera).
Also…Canada has nukes now?
No, no we really don’t…just don’t tell anyone.
Please and thank you.
the girls pretty, but it doesn’t look right. she has a boyish figure with now “boobs”. two just don’t go together.
Pretty?! She looks like a 35 year old mother of 5, waitressin’ hard to keep the trailer she earned in the dee-vorce.
yeah and im sure you look perfect! STFU fattie!
I have a boyish figure, but 34D breasts. I look just like Maci (in the body), except mine are natural.
This girl is a white trash whore! She is absolutely disgusting and whatever brains she did have, have now been squeezed out by those atrocious fake titties!
I would love to bang Maci. I might even try to get her knocked up again!
lmfao!!!!
Is it too late to postdate an abortion for this slag? Her, not the whelp.
Whores, the lot of ‘em!
Bitches are always so quick to get a boob job, when what they really need is to fix their ugly faces.
35 pics over two posts today, not one ass shot. typical waste of storage space
It appears that “cumdumpster” is now a desired career choice for young American girls. What a worthless country this has become.
teenage girls bounce back a lot better than when youre 30
I’m not gonna lie to you, she’s a hot mom.