Last Friday, 19-year-old Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer filed for divorce from her husband Corey Simms after only being married for six months. According to Us Weekly, he was cheating on her and now suddenly his other woman, Jordan Humble (above), is already posing for exclusive paparazzi photos which makes a lot of sense once you consider everyone here is from West Virginia and where Corey met Jordan:
Just weeks before their Oct. 17 wedding, Simms was spotted flirting with several young women at a local Dairy Queen, according to one witness.
Wow, Dairy Queen. That’s some high school bullshit. It’s almost as if everyone involved is just a bunch of kids who have absolutely no business getting married in the first place, not to mention being encouraged to keep a baby. But that can’t be right. Outdated, conservative family values always work out awesome. ALWAYS! *shakes fist*