Last Friday, 19-year-old Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer filed for divorce from her husband Corey Simms after only being married for six months. According to Us Weekly, he was cheating on her and now suddenly his other woman, Jordan Humble (above), is already posing for exclusive paparazzi photos which makes a lot of sense once you consider everyone here is from West Virginia and where Corey met Jordan:
Just weeks before their Oct. 17 wedding, Simms was spotted flirting with several young women at a local Dairy Queen, according to one witness.
Wow, Dairy Queen. That’s some high school bullshit. It’s almost as if everyone involved is just a bunch of kids who have absolutely no business getting married in the first place, not to mention being encouraged to keep a baby. But that can’t be right. Outdated, conservative family values always work out awesome. ALWAYS! *shakes fist*
Photos: INFdaily
Title should have read– ‘Teen Mom’ Leah’s husband , a real piece of work, cheated with this.
eww he’s shorter thasn i thought
Downgrade. She looks like a cross-eyed centaur with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Dude.
You are so f’in funny.
She so does. Man the barges man, we could sail the seas on those hips. She’s sick.
The comments section here has convinced me that a) most white men are either gay b) most white men have small penises c) most white men are pedophiles. How is this girl considered “fat” or have a “fat ass”? This is ridiculous. Any man that wants a woman to look like a man…likes men. Point blank period.
Most black men will fuck anything other than black women. And who can blame them?
Most women, men, and other lesser animals will fuck anything other than John Hopkirk. And who can blame them?
Apparently the only place to shop for clothes in their city is an Old Navy outlet and a bait & tackle.
This is BULLSHIT :) Leah even said it was on her Twitter :D Corey was working with this girl… not working at her :) DON’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
It’s weird to me that men are complaining about her hips. They’re not that big , her waist is just small. I though men liked a nice hip to waist ratio. Apparently men on here want women to have boyish bodies like Alessandra Ambrosio. I’m 5’8″ and 125 and I have a similar body to this girl except my legs are way longer and I always get complemented on my waist and hips.
To me it isn’t the waist:hip as much as it is the shoulder:hip. I bet if you checked a full-length mirror, your hips and shoulders would be about the same, or at least much closer than hers.
That’s true. My shoulders are wider. She’s a pear shape yet I’m a vase/hourglass. Also my hips are higher up than hers. Still I think this girl doesn’t look bad. At least when she gains weight it will go to her hips and legs rather than her stomach. It’s actually a very healthy fat distribution.
I’m not a fan of her face and her legs are too short, but I like her hips quite a bit. I like pear-shapes.
I like her hips, who wants to screw a beanpole??
This is what happens when there isn’t an actual shotgun involved in the wedding.
Good cans
no sorry this women has monster sized hips, they are fucking huge…its gross, little hips are cute but this is the hips of a woman who had 10 kids! not a teen.
Dude, you sound like a real idiot saying that. Drama queen much?
you can tell her ass is fat and wide, VERY WIDE…i am not turned on by wide asses at all, nice little perky/bump ones YES…big wide ones..nope! I like my woman to be taller and have some curves yes, but not liek this, this is chunky waiting to happen…its already in her hips…
Amazing how we dissect womens bodies so utterly completely..but you will NEVER see that happen talking about a guy….ladies, I say we seize upon the next post featuring a guy and talk about his ass, waist size, cankles, bicep fat distribution, shoulder metrics, etc……what goes around should come around….
I’m in!
And you know what? Not a single guy will give a shit.
I’m female. My hips are a 26′ and i have had a baby. This girl’s sick, she deserves to be made fun of. She’s not a beaut, no sir.
Amen!
she looks like she is purposely trying to pose for the camera…
Take off that fucking hat already!!!! I’m sure it smell like ass.
that thing is ugly
The best part of Teen Mom 2 celebrity sightings is they are so easy to photograph on the third of the month, cause they’re all walking to their mailboxes to pick up social security checks. ZING!
People Magazine paid her to take these photos.
Oh and 1st you all you previous first-tards on the interwebs.
I love chicks like this. I bet she has the prettiest pussy. I’d fuck her till she blood, then some more
Lol wow you guys really, REALLY need to up your standards a bit..
Up our standards, sorry honey we don’t all live in a dream world where we all like tall clueless blondes, I for one would fuck this chick over TONS of other chicks.
Wow, and to think they are famous for being too stupid to figure out how to use a condom.
Can you hear, can you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.
psssssst: she isn’t a VIRGIN any longer.
to all the 8th grade boys here acting like they are experts on the female body…WTF..get a life…I’m sure all of you have 6 packs and are the embodiment of male bodily perfection. and have so much experience with women that you are experts…. mmmmmKAY….
and this goes for any and all posts about females….regardless of who they are
Wanda, upon rereading this, I realize that the d-bag comment was really rude and I shouldn’t have wrote it. Also, Doc Schweinstrudel is right, I was way too harsh and should have just kept my mouth shut. I am truly sorry if I have offended you in any way.
Dear Gloria Steinem,
You are obviously new here so let me give you some pointers:
1. Once a post is popular enough to get to the second page, don’t bother posting any more comments, because honey, NOBODY (and I do mean NOBODY, not even me, tee hee) reads the second page.
2. Don’t post a response to your own post, it makes you look like a d-bag. I only had one occasion to post a response to one of my posts, and that is when I APOLOGIZED.
3. If you truly want your voice to be heard, you should spread it around a little, you know, like maybe put some comments on some other posts. The Lindsay Lohan post is still kind of light, why don’t you go stink up that one?
Shut up, penhouse forum, I read that and I totally agree with Wanda.
Um…a LOT of people read the second page. You’re seriously lame, you know that? D-bag is right. Bye now.
I’m going to post this bunch in Wikipedia under “Trailer Trash”. They describe it to the fullest!
with shame i admit to being hooked on that show and i would’ve broken it off
when he asked me to take a FAMILY portrait in head to toe Camo! babies n all!
i loved when she asked if it would look weird if they were in two different camo’s. and did anyone notice they got married at coonskin park. i know where i’m eloping!
I think this is appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8
White trash is as white trash does sir.
i’ll admit it, i find her oddly arousing.
Get one of those magician with a saw to cut her in half at the waist, and then we’ve got something.
i find her oddly arousing.
damn. i wasn’t a pregnant teen in west virginia. i could of been white trash! then my parents would have had a reason to be proud, instead of earning a damn masters degree and making something of myself. where was 16 and pregnant in the mid-90s?!?
If this is really true, then she is a HOE. What kind of woman hits on/flirts with a VERY WELL KNOWN married man? She can’t even say she didn’t know he was married. That is TRASH!!
fucking whore!
Sorry that happened to your family. Hold on, girl. Even things like these happen for the best maybe you are better off without that loser.
What a great catch!
this jeans must have been $2 in Vietnam
Is it me or he kind of looks like a gay arab in the face?
Filthy slut whomewrecker! I feel sorry for the kids. What goes around comes around.
Hold your hand up to cover her body (note: there is no good reason to do this), and you’re looking at a late-30′s IHOP waitress down to goddamn JOWLS. I can’t tell if it’s the result of Appalachian poverty or Appalachian genetics. That’s not going to help her career when she starts stripping in a few months.
i know she is uglyyyyyyyy and that ain’t nothin but da truth
Every average looking guy should take note and move to WV where they are guaranteed to get laid.
For real. Not being a filthy 300lb pig, with clean clothes and a shave = Calvin Klein model.
He’s like a deep fried version of that drooling dork with AIDS from the movie Kids.
What the hell happen to the entertainment of this country? This is how far we’ve fallen.
That’s what her ass gets for getting married at an early age she didn’t know what she was doing just gettin married just to say she got married. Haha bitch!!
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks nice and dirty. Nice cans, too. She’d be up for anything, I’m certain.
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It makes sense mathematically. Jordan is a strong 6 while Leah is a weak 5. You can add a point to Jordan for not having kids and another for them big ol’ boobies and then deduct a point from Leah for the kid and unsightly cesarean scar.
Ugh whatever last I checked Leah did not make those beautiful little girls by herself and since when does tit size have anything to do with love!!!!
Actually, now she is pregnant. And engaged.
ewwwww, make the country people go away.
He needs to run his clothes over that washboard again.
Bahahaha, WE DO NOT USE WASHING BOARDS bitch!
We are normal people too dumbass
Is that tape holding his mailbox together???
suck it in . . . suck it in . . . don’t let the gut out . . . can’t breathe . . . [passes out]
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
she is kinda hot.