‘Teen Mom’ Leah Is Trying For Another Baby Again. Of Course.

April 18th, 2012 // 36 Comments
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Teen Mom star and mother of twins, Leah Messer, is only two weeks into her second marriage, but it’s now become clear that she’s really only in it for the divorce because she’s already talking about having more kids. Via Hollywood Life reports:

On April 4, Leah wed her boyfriend, Jeremy Calvert, at the Catlettsburg Wedding Chapel in Ashland, KY. And it seems the blonde beauty isn’t wasting any time adding to her family! “Leah can’t wait to give him a baby of his own — and Jeremy’s thrilled at the thought of having more little ones around,” a source tells OK!

Yes, nothing goes quite so well with a young marriage like sleep deprivation, financial struggle and hormonal swings. It’s like pairing a perfectly aged box of Merlot with squirrel jerky.

LEAH: Honey, there’s possum in the crockpot and maybe afterwards we could, you know..
JEREMY: *swigs from Mason jar* Damnit woman, I told you never talk when Smackdown’s on!

(How babies are made in the South.)

Photo: INFdaily

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  1. dooood

    maybe skynet wasn’t such a bad idea after all

  2. Redneck Slot Machine. She pulls his cock and money falls out of her vagina…

  3. Peed In Your Drink

    Technically Kentucky isn’t part of the South, they’re just snake-handlin’ hicks, is all.

    • EricLr

      I thought she was from West Virginia. Or maybe the two states are just fighting over who’s forced to claim her.

  4. And don’t knock squirrel jerky….

  5. Pregnancy prevents drunken hook ups with other dudes, though, so it’s probably their best bet to get through the first year.

  6. Sweet

    There used to be a time television executives were very careful about what the put on TV because they did not want to turn viewers off.

    Then came a writers strike and producers were forced to create material for their television shows. It was at this time Survivor was introduced and Who Wants to be a Millionaire both shows lacked any real writing staff.

    The writers strike gave birth to all that you see on television now including shows like 30 Rock, The Office and American Idol. Television and the internet have become more powerful in our society than our social and economic leaders fully understand. Our leaders inability to comprehend the directions these medias are guiding our society is a problem that will only be discovered historically.

    • EricLr

      Reality TV is about money. It’s a LOT cheaper to pay some group of vacuous fame-whores a pittance to embarrass themselves on national TV than to pay actual actors, writers, directors, etc.–who only embarrass themselves off-camera.

    • Let’s see…the writers’ strike was from November 2007 to February 2008.

      “Survivor” premiered in 2000—the U.S. version. (In Britain, it was formulated in 1992.)
      “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” debuted in the U.K. in 1998, in the U.S. in 1999.
      “30 Rock” – 2006
      “The Office” – 2005
      “American Idol” – 2002

  7. Bonky

    I kinda like the way she looks in these shots, very Stoddenesque.

  8. Alex

    Have baby. Apply for aid. Get aid from taxpayer. Have baby. Apply for aid. Get additional aid from taxpayer. Have baby. Apply for aid. Get additional aid from taxpayer. If you do this about 8 or 9 times, you can have an income of over $7000 a month so you can lease a Lexus and an Escalade and still be a’ight.

  9. Sheppy

    She’s a blonde what now?

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    pain killer
    Commented on this photo:

    How long did the paparazzi stake out the soda shop for these high quality photos?

  11. Angie

    Uneducated hillbilly trash that doesn’t know that there is this awesome new invention called birth control. The sad part is these very people are the embodiment of the tea party.

    • Schmidtler

      idk about the tea party – the mentality of I’ll make an endless parade of dumbass decisions in my life & the gubbamint will just pay the freight seems more like the democratic party line.

    • No it’s not you moron. Tea Party members are trying to get people to take responsibility for their own actions. Welfare, whoring and the sexual revolution are thanks to slutty libtards.

      • Yeah…I’m pretty sure both whoring and welfare go back thousands of years…

        And that aside, conservatives are less about people taking responsibility for their own actions than they are about punishing people for actions they don’t like.

  12. vekfan

    If you’re going to be a parent you should get a license, minimum requirements been an education, financial security and such. There should be a limit to babies and forced sterilisation for gutter trash.

    She’s like an animal just breeding, that’s her sole function in life, pure trash. It’s sad.

  13. BJ

    Tonya Harding had some work done.

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF??!!!

  15. Confusus

    This Messer is what, nineteen years old?

    She already looks rode hard and put away wet in these pictures; she is going to be completely wore out by the time she is twenty-five.

    By then, no one will even notice, much less care.

  16. Enidaj

    Those extensions are just bad.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “I gots mah smokes, mah Dr. Pepsi, mah…condoms? Hell, that ain’t right. How’d theys get in there?”

  18. Archie Leach

    What’s the difference between poor under/uneducated blacks living in the inner urban core and poor under/uneducated whites living in rural areas?

    One has darker skin.

    And one group doesn’t vote so politicos don’t give a shit about them while the other votes against their own economic interest.

  19. El Jefe

    Hillbilly white trash. All they know how to do is fuck and have babies.

  20. Jack Ketch

    Blonde beauty ?????????????????????????????? She looks like a typical welfare-case single mom to me, no knowledge of anything other than fucking without birth control makes you pregnant = kids born for paycheques only :(

  21. Leah Messer Jeremy Calvert Married Want A Baby
    tjbx3
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear we ain’t all like this – West Virginia native

  22. DJ

    Tonya Harding is looking great these days

  23. My guess is that Dick Clark read this news and didn’t want to live on this planet any more.

  24. terry

    Home grown trailer park teeeeeeeeeeee raaaaaashhhhhhh!

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