‘Teen Mom’ Leah Is Pregnant Again

January 5th, 2012 // 73 Comments
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Teen Mom star Leah Messer just got divorced in April from Corey Simms, the father of her twin daughters, after he cheated on her, so of course, she’s already knocked up again and engaged to another dude. Oh, and did I mention she’s only 19? Because she’s only 19. E! News reports:

A source has confirmed to E! News that the 19-year-old is expecting her third child with boyfriend Jeremy Calvert. Strike that, we can now ID Calvert as Messer’s newly minted fiancé!
The duo began dating in August, and Calvert reportedly popped the question with a 1.5 carat princess-cut diamond on Christmas Day. There’s no word yet on how far along in the pregnancy she is.

So, wait, all these chicks got implants not just to pose for bikini photos, but also to trap new men into putting a baby in them so they never have to quit the show? Wow, that’s.. that’s actually surprisingly clever for a pile of white trash idiots. I’m honestly impressed. I thought they just wanted to work at Hooter’s like they daydreamed about in school.

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  1. It's the kimkim, bitches

    Ahhhahahahahaha! What a slut.

  2. The Royal Penis

    She’s the town cum dumpster.

    Awesome.

  3. Deacon Jones

    er….I’d hit it?

    peopleofwalmart.com is one of the funniest fucking websites if you want to look at the type of people that watch this literal shit on tv

    • Alex

      And buy Kanye West CDs, Paris Hilton products, and Ciroc vodka. And they make mixed drinks with the Ciroc.

  4. Carles

    Trashy hawt is the best kind.

  5. Dee

    Well I guess she’ll need new implants after this one.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    I can’t think of anything witty to say. This bitch is just dumb.

  7. What a total piece of trailer trash. Somebody needs to drop a bomb on the MTV studios and while they are at it throw one at the E! Network.

  8. Venom

    White trash. Well trash in general I guess.
    Maybe we are all dumb and she is a genius for figuring out how to extend her duration on Teen Mom longer than the others.

  9. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Lee
    Commented on this photo:

    whats gross???

  10. cc

    I am not anti-American, so please don’t interpret this this way, but I do sometimes think your country will collapse under the weight of people like this. Which is a shame.

  11. Frank Burns

    Better re-set that learning curve from ‘Extra Stupid’ to ‘Common Sense’ some day soon, Leah.

  12. Disco Dave

    Don’t these guys understand that’s what you pump her ass for? Why would you cum inside a woman who’s entire “career” consists of your future child support payments and a television show about how hard it’s to raise kids being a teenager?

    • Weirdo

      That’s right. Just drill her ass until your dick falls off, she’ll probably just have a little butt baby!

  13. Donald Trump

    We need forced birth control in this country, so that dumb cunts like her won’t have to worry about birthin’ no babies.

    • puddleduck

      The sad part is…she ain’t worried. She has all that MTV money, and when that runs out, we will be footing the bill. I doubt those tobacco spitting red necks she fucks could afford formula.

    • da fuck

      Agreed. Married twice and three kids by 19 or 20. True Trash. Meanwhile hard working people are trying to make a living and the cast of teen mom is sucking on the economys tit because they couldn’t walk their ass down to the piggly wiggly and by a pack of fucking condoms. Isnt one of her kids slow as it is? Hopefully she lays off the pipe this pregnancy.

  14. I can’t tell if she’s fucking stupid or just stupid fucking.

  15. Donald Trump

    Oh wait – this is the same cunt who birthed a gimp the first go-around…..

    • Queef Sister

      Yeah, SPOILER ALERT! The next one is going to be a tard too, so it’s obviously her genes.

    • da fuck

      Yea this is the bitch who has twin mr potato heads for kids. Theyll be lucky if their IQ catches up to their age.

  16. Cher X

    I can haz attentun’ by lettin’ summin’ fall out o’ ma vagina?
    SWEET!

  17. Frank

    I can’t believe someone would fuck her from the get-go.

  18. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, no. Stretch marks aren’t something you just say “oh well, it doesn’t detract from her physical attractiveness”…it does. IT DOES A LOT. Just like her saggy post-nursing boobs do. Just like her train wreck vagina does.

    Ladies, we get it…you hate that squeezing out babies means the end of your most attractive days, but that’s the choices you make. Don’t like it…DON’T HAVE KIDS. It’s not mandatory you know.

    Does she look good for having twins? Yeah, but that’s a pretty fucking low bar to step over. That’s like saying “she looks better than most burn victims”. She’s in the top 10 percent of women you’d turn out the lights to fuck…congratulations.

  19. Paul

    So who paid for the funbags?

  20. brettnerd

    DId she plan this beach trip after watching Kasey Anthony’s video blog? “TIME TO MAKE ROOM IN THE TRAILER FOR THE NEXT ONE!”

  21. EricLr

    If nothing else, she’s proven to young girls across America that all you need to be a successful teen mom are twins, two parents with minimum wage jobs, and the $100,000 a year that MTV pays her (which is never mentioned on the show, of course).

  22. I'd Hit It

    She looks like she be fun in the bed but nothing you’d even consider anything other then a cum releasing device.

  23. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    The Everlasting Know-it-all
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are real boobs, folks. She’s bangin except for that dumb tattoo on her back.

  24. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    rachel
    Commented on this photo:

    She DOES have stretch marks, and she’s obviously sucking in her gut. anyone who’s ever done that can tell.

  25. andy bellboy

    How did this retard baby daddy afford a 1.5k diamond??

  26. Kodos

    whore.. and the douche that came in her is an idiot

  27. Problem?

    Nineteen years old. And a third kid on the way.

    I hope the Mayans are right.

  28. I can only imagine how used up this girl is going to look by the age of 29. I mean, look at Britney Spears – and Britney can actually afford to have work done… There aren’t many opportunities for nips and tucks in the trailer park.

  29. Brooke

    I thought it would be worth it to hang on to my virginity until I was completely out of school (tmi bomb?), knowing I would regret having an accidental baby before I was fully self-sufficient, when it turns out all along I was a fool for not taking advantage of MTV’s white trash teenage baby mama charity foundation. I will make sure my future daughter knows her true prospects when she is 15 so that one day she may reap the benefits of being a mother of three before twenty. Leah, you are an inspiration to us all.

    • cc

      15 will be old hat by then…teach your daughter to reach for the stars and aim for 13.

    • Jesse

      Posted on Congratulations Leah! What great press. The only problem is that words can’t quite tpacure how much fun it is to hoop with you! Thanks for sharing and best of luck getting the word out.

  30. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fine and the stretch marks are to be expected. The country singer bleached blonde hair, now that is the problem. She is cute, she just needs to stop getting knocked up.

  31. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do these girls insist on getting these hideous tattoos?

  32. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I would definitely watch this episode of Teen Mom.

  33. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Me next. I want to get her pregnant!

  34. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me cum inside!

  35. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    Have these sluts ever heard of condoms? Or the birth control pill? Jesus Christ…

  36. forrest gump

    her washing machine is begging for more worke………

  37. dripping

    yall stop hating you know you would toungue punch her fart box.

  38. HeesBrotherBilo

    WHAT. is that thing

  39. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Jessesgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, it’s like with Miley Cyrus – cute body ruined by white trash tatts. I hate tattoos around 95% of the time.

  40. mrsmass

    question: is she trailer trash for sleeping with a new guy or because she got pregnant sleeping with a new guy?

  41. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks good After twins

  42. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    aj
    Commented on this photo:

    negative. needs to be shut down. turn off this encouragement. your teen might be next!

  43. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    aj
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m suprised they are keeping their clothes on (with the cameras and all)

  44. Britta

    You know what i think its pretty fucking pathetic that you people are sitting here criticizing her when you have no fucking idea how hard her life is. i had a baby at 15 and my baby is healthy and that was hard enough that fact that she has twins and one of them has problems makes it that much harder so for you stupid pieces of shit to sit here and criticize her just makes you look even more stupid then you most likely are. i doubt half of you could go through what she is and be happy.

  45. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Mary
    Commented on this photo:

    some critical ass people. who cares she is just a young girl living her life. leave her alone. jeez

  46. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    PPL ARE RUDE LEAH IS ONE OF MY FAVORET MOMS ON TEEN MOM 2 ALL YALL lil boys out there talkin mess neds to shut up!!! for 1 she is NOT ugly!!! 2 she ooks god for some one who had twis!!! and last time i checked her personal life had nun to do with yall so ppl that are being rude and smart a** need to grow up and stop hatin i think she has been threw more then enuf with alis helt problums and she dosn’t need everyones rude and smart comments ok? thank u and goodbye LOVE YOU LEAH!!!!!!!

  47. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    PPL ARE RUDE LEAH IS ONE OF MY FAVORET MOMS ON TEEN MOM 2 ALL YALL lil boys out there talkin mess needs to shut up!!! for 1 she is NOT ugly!!! 2 she looks god for some one who had twis!!! and last time i checked her personal life had nun to do with yall so ppl that are being rude and smart a** need to grow up and stop hatin i think she has been threw more then enuf with alis helth problums and she dosn’t need everyones rude and smart comments ok? thank u and goodbye LOVE YOU LEAH!!!!!!!

  48. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    PPL ARE RUDE LEAH IS ONE OF MY FAVORET MOMS ON TEEN MOM 2 ALL YALL lil boys out there talkin mess needs to shut up!!! for 1 she is NOT ugly!!! 2 she looks god for some one who had twis!!! and last time i checked her personal life had nun to do with yall so ppl that are being rude and smart a** need to grow up and stop hatin i think she has been threw more then enuf with alis health problums and she dosn’t need everyones rude and smart comments ok? thank u and goodbye LOVE YOU LEAH!!!!!!!

  49. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    This guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to touch her where she pees.

  50. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
    Laura
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey all =) I would like to say that I don’t at all agree on the statistics of teen maerragis. (I do agree with the statistics of pregnant teens –getting married though, it’s sad). I say this because I beleive that even if you get married at 16…if you have God in the center of your relationship –only because of God’s grace…you WILL have a successfull marriage if you follow the Lord’s leading. (Personal experience Let me tell you my succsess story…all glory goes to God yall! Okay, (To make a long sotry shorter)…so I got engaged to my now Husband when I was 17, he was 17 as well. Prior to that…we started slowly out as just friends…than good friends…than best friends…then boyfriend and girlfriend…than engaged…than married I was just friends w/ him for about two or three years or so before we started dating, then we were engaged for about 1 year, and now we have been happily married for almost 2 years, sure there has been challenges, but we know that through Christ we can do all things, and we did, and we still and forever will lean upon Him for gudience daily. Four months after the wedding my Husband and I became pregnant, and then around week 9 found out we were miscarrying. We still have no children yet, anyway…rewind a little here…okay so, When I was just 15 years old (my Husband and I are both 20 now)…I prayed with my daddy I said, “Daddy, I had a lot of bad relationships in the past with boys, I don’t want my heart broke again…I want a good strong-Christian boyfriend…” Dad: “Alright sweetheart, how about we go ahead and pray that God will send you that someone? He knows the desires of your heart sweety.” Me: “alright”…So basically my dad prayed that God would send my way a good strong-Christian friend/boyfriend…that was everything I desired. Going about the situation in this way is called courting. Courting and dating are two different things. Courting is praying, and asking God to send you the person you are to marry…dating is just getting together, breaking up, getting together, breaking up, getting togeth….” ” ” etc.So (no lie)…about 2 short weeks later, I went to Church one night…and I noticed this handsome looking fellow, but I thought he was probably really young he just didn’t seem my age at the time. So I took my focus off him for a minute and started walking away…then automatically I heard him speak…and I was like, “Wow…he must be my age…or older because no 12 year old would have a voice that deep” LOL! I seriously thought he was 12. SO I met my now Husband in Church…prayed that God would send him my way and he sure did…over the years Jon and I did ministry work together, such as drama, and worship leading. It seemed like ministry is what drew us together…we both loved it! And it helped build our friendship. I knew this guy was different. I never met anyone like him before. My Husband has a strong call on his life…when we were just dating, and engaged I used to go hear him preach alot, that was one of his BIG passions (okay, basically his life –and still isWhen my Husband was 17 he got ordained as a Southern Baptist Minister, at 18 he took his first missions trip to the UK for several months before we got married…when he came back from that –shortly afterward we started planning our wedding, we got married at 18, focused only on eachother for the first year of marriage, then we turned 19…more and more doors started opening up for ministry opportunities for not just my Husband, but again…for the both of us now…at 20 years old He just recently got his very first Church. He is now a Pastor of a wonderful Church with wonderful people, and we are both very excited to see where God is going to take us…Friends,In our marriage the word, “divorce”, doesn’t exsist. When you’ve got God as the center of your marriage…it’s like glue…Christ will hold everything together. “Well Tina, just wait a couple years…wait till’ kids come along…” You come ask me when I’m 80…and I’ll tell you our marriage has never been better.“More than 60% of teenage maerragis fail within 5 years…”…By God’s grace, I can confidently say…that we are not a part of this number. Nor will we ever be, for we are firmly standing on the solid rock –Christ, our precious Lord.God Bless

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