“Even though I just bought a new truck with my MTV money, they told me to hand you the kids and look all forlorn. Do you.. do you know what that word means? Because I sure don’t. Shit, are these mics on?”
Apparently Teen Mom star Leah Messer is not only going to divorce Corey Simms after six months of marriage for allegedly banging this, but let MTV film the entire thing. Including yesterday when she moves out of their house and takes their daughters away from their father because that’s always a moment you want recorded forever. Seriously, at what point did this go from a sugary-sweet show glamorizing knocked up teenagers to goddamn Jerry Springer? Or did I just describe the entire pitch.
PRODUCER: So, basically, white trash teenagers get pregnant just to be on TV, and each week, the viewer gets to watch them fall into a hopeless cycle of broken relationships and smashed middle class dreams.
MTV: Can you make them all get implants and wear bikinis?
PRODUCER: I don’t see why not.
MTV: *bangs gavels* 18 seasons! Go! NOW.
(How I think network pitches work.)
Photos: Splash News
Implants=interest: Blake Lively, teen moms, Leanne, Kim K and sisters, xtina, Brit, Lindsay, Megan Fox….. The list goes on and on. No one would look at these talentless boobs without the fake boobs.
P.S. I am a great fan of implants!
You should change your name to Jimboob then.
These girls cry every day on that show, but today is the day she forgets to wear waterproof mascara? Give me a break.
This chick doesn’t look like a crackhead
Give her time.
She looks like Uma Thurman’s very ugly stunt double in Kill Bill.
This stuff writes itself, one show follows another:
Teen Mom -> Teen Divorce -> Teen Single Mom -> Teen MILF -> Washed Up Skank
The “Washed Up Skank” is kind of redundant, since that’s a theme that goes through every show.
You also forgot “Teen Child Abuser” and “Teen Deadbeat Dad.”
mini-series and spinoffs don’t count.
You just gave away more show ideas for free than the MTV execs come up with all year for bananas.
Fish, you know you could have blurred out the ultra cool emblem on his ultra cool cap. Goddamn, we can’t catch a break is this fucking god forsaken, crusty taint of a state. I hope they all move to PA and start spreading their close eyed gene pool there.
Dang, them young ‘uns look as retarded as their paaaw!
Ouch! The one with the glasses has some undiagnosed syndrome.
how could u say that about that baby you are a sorry piece of shit….just saying and those babies are beautifull just because your momma and daddy hated you leave those innocent little girls out of this they are gods lil angels and they are very cute GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
Well said, Fish !!
” Donchoo ever go darkenin’ the door of mah double wide again!”"
“And that’s the last tahm you’ll ever get yer hands inside mah jorts!”
“And what the hell is an ‘Afflikshun’ anyways? That don’t even sound like a real word.”
‘Eh…
…stupid trailer trash doing stupid trailer trashy stuff being watched by stupid trailer trashy people.
America, being sucked down the drain like it was a black hole in a toilet.
How long do you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel before you hit dirt?
Oh, look Jorts!
What is that she is wearing? Ahhh, Jorts!
God, I miss Martha Quinn and Van Halen videos!
+1
Well, that’s good. At least the down fall of America will be in crystal clear HD.
This divorce comes as no surprise, considering the wedding was held at Coonskin Park and the teenaged groom wore camo.
thank you. two words: coonskin park.
there wedding was so cute thats sad that none of u have anything better to do then dog them out!!! and the camo was hot …. where sorry ur a snood
Why is it that every time they show these two – the dad is always holding the “gimpy” baby? Go back and watch the MTV show….he’s always stuck with the gimp while she holds the normal one.
Interesting.
Because she’s a mom-wannabe that doesn’t give two sh*ts about those precious babies. Neither one is a “gimp”. The little one that wears glasses should be treated with love. These kids need to be checked on because I doubt that irresponsible skank will watch them and protect them. Poor babies will probably be exploited to be “superstars” and be around shady people.
He looks “tarty” but I’d still do him. Prob has a big ole’ red neck rooster.
Hahahaha
Not surprising, MTV practically invented the reality franchises ,I know they did not invented the thing but they where the first to make big bucks to the point of converting the whole channel from the coolest music channel to an horrible trashy reality channel, this is not only but the consequence of that first “Real World” that made realities appealing for the teens and young adults (at least the ones with an IQ equivalent to their age number), MTV is just milking the cow as usual without any interest in the real subject.
Am I seeing things, or did the bitch get a beatdown below left eye?
Oh, shit.. it’s just a couple ounces of eyeliner. I was hoping somebody smacked her one. DAMN!
I thought so too, that cheekbone is looking way dark.
mtv makes millions from losers, paying them thousands for their videos that are a mix of soft porn and hillbilly carnival freak shows….go jerry, go jerry!
He always has that dumb as shit look on his face. MTV should stop paying these people to air their dirty laundry.
Trailer trash ALL have the exact same face, it’s kind of scary
That’s because they all have the exact same DNA.
Chelsea and her were the only two bangable teen milf’s. However, she feel off. BAD.
Didn’t even bother to put down the remote…
Goddamn, Jordan Bratman gets some good pussy.
You did say “Teen” Mom, didn’t you? If so, who the hell is this?
“Maybe, if I just hit this here rewind button, she won’t find out I was fucking her mom as well…”
“I ain’t goin NOWHAR without mah air filter. Filtrete ain’t cheap!”
Pretty sure that’s a picture frame buddy.
my mascara has NEVER run like that. bssss
i love how the one baby is making the same face as the douche bag dad, so sorry baby.
lmao wtf happened between this and the pic before?
Just what the TV viewers of America needed….”Heidi and Spencer meet the Beverly Hillbillies!”.
KINDERGARTEN-MOM is the next step in america?
damn. poor babies
I don’t really think it’s funny. I feel bad for her and for the kids. It must be horrible but as time passes she might as well realize she’s better off without the douche.
Hold on, girl. Shit happens.
Why is everybody jumping Corey, I thought he was the best one on the show and the mature one, he at least tried to make it work, Leah has alot of problems from her own daddy leaving, now she is doing it to her own girls, how sad, I hope Corey gets at least half custody, he is a good an dedicated daddy, I hope Leah puts aside her angst and doesent interfere with the relationship between him and his daughters, she needs to quit blaming him for everything and take responsibility, she’s the one who ruined the marriage, and ruined the relationship in the very beggining. She needs proffessional help.
She looks like Helen Hunt…in Pay it Forward.
Is it a requirement nowadays that douchebags have to wear Ed Hardy shirts?
Yes.
thats not an ed hardy shit
she looks like meth head- what happened in the past 6 mths?
Most towns have their own hillbilly people. Why would I need to watch this on TV? In my town you could just stop by the local convenience store parking lot where lots of these idiots do the weekend child swap thing. There”s often shouting, shoving or slapping in front of their little ones. Occasionally the cops get called. So sad. They treat their kids like posessions that they can use to hurt the other one with.
That’s one hard looking teenager!
Which camera should I look at now?
Bugh. She is not aging well…
Guys, we’ve found the wicked witch of the trailer park.
When is he gonna get a new hat?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I knew it wasn’t gonna last and she just got married just to say she got married, that bitch is dumb for one having a baby too fucking early and for getting married too early…That’s her problem not ours.
yeah i knew she was going to get a divorce too.
whats wrong with her face? it looks bruised
you would think with the 120,000 dollars mtv gave her she would try not to look so white trash!
mtv needs t o stop paying these girls so much money, its supposed to be a warnin to teenagers not to get pregnant at a young age.
she looks like complete crap. gosh leah fix your make-up no wonder ur husband cheated on u