Teen Mom Leah in a Bikini

May 20th, 2011 // 154 Comments

Following in the footsteps of Teen Moms Farrah, Jenelle and Maci here’s Leah Messer posing for her contractually obligated bikini photo shoot or else MTV gets to take one of her kids. Although, to their credit, this one does end with her taking her shirt off then walking hand-in-hand with another chick in a bikini. Which, when you think about it, is how all teen pregnancies should end.

Adding… I love the shot where Leah realizes MTV gave her implants in her sleep, yet did nothing about the stretch marks. “Oh, no, those look awesome with a tan. I wanted them there.”

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    Blech
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    I hate when mothers say stuff like “why don’t YOU go and have a baby and see what it’s like for me”… as if I forcefully inserted semen into their vaginas, and as if I give a shit about the trials and tribulations of parenthood.

    Next time be responsible.

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    Anthony
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    All I can say is finally she’s in a bikini. She has to be the hottest one of these group of girls with gullibility problems.

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    Tara Ried
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    she looks like me…

  4. Always say cunt

    Funny that the idea of a teen mom attracts any attention.

    Most women will have been capable of reproduction for around 7 years by the time they exit their teens, and being a teenager is the genetically natural time to become a mother.

    There should be some kind of a freak-show ’30 + years old mums’. Their cunts never recover.

  5. Donald Trump

    JesusFC – that bottle blond hair looks like it belongs on a horse. Nasty, nasty skank.

    BTW – this is the first time I’ve EVER seen this skank-ho holding the gimpy baby.

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    buddy lee
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    That Leah has some tight little body! Yummmy!

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    Hold On
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    I gave birth over a year ago to twins and I guarantee I don’t look as good as her! And most twin pregnancies end with stretch marks so you either have them removed (if your vain) or deal with it, I commend her for accepting her body because she looks amazing after twins!

    • Stretch Marky Marks

      Stretch marks can never be removed. Things can be done to have them look dminished in size and discoloration, but stretch marks are there for life. So, even vain people will have to deal with them. But, I do agree that it’s great the she’s accepted her body with them and isn’t going to let them affect her life or her wardrobe.

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    jackie
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    Idk why you’re giving this girl shit. She was one of the way more respectable girls on the show and she has to deal with not only one kid but two, one of whom has retardation issues. I think she could lay off the tanning and bleach, but she looks great and deserves to be happy.

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    jackie
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    ps… stretch marks?? Get over it. Women get stretch marks after giving birth. If any part of your body expanded so greatly as to accommodate about 10 lbs, it’s gonna have to stretch. Womens bodies are held to an unreachable standard. Boobs sag, stretch marks happen, cellulite forms. SHUT UP.

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    sara
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    wow give her a break! she looks reallly good for just having twins..stretch marks can easily be removed..at least shes not like one of those trashy teen moms.

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    emily
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    Hey for having twins, she looks damn good!

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    LoveChild
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    I feel sorry for the baby that can’t walk.

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    Jane
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    Those are real boobies. She probably already had naturally larger breasts before pregnancy. That is exactly what mine look like and I have a daughter roughly the same age as her babies. I am quite a bit older, though.. I could not imagine having a child when I WAS a child.

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    LILLY FINCH
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    ummm. stretch marks come when u have kids im a teen mom to and i have stretch marks they came after the birth of my child!!! give her a fricken break to be honest i give her lots of credit she has done a very good job taking careof TWINS i only had ONE child and am having a very rough time so just drop it okay leave Leah alone i love how well of a mother sheis i mean why not go trash someone else like JANELLE WHO WASNT EVEN AROUND TO TAKE CARE OF HER SON!!!!!

  15. To the STUPID ASS people on here

    Are you all freaking kidding me? There is absolutely no reason for anyone to be slamming this girl or any other cast member of ‘Teen mom’. Yeah, they got pregnant at a very young age, and are on a reality show. But that’s no reason to be hating on anyone. This is not the ‘Jersey shore’. And how freaking dare you to be insulting her baby, you are all going to hell. Just like that! When you have kids, god forbid they have any health issues. Screw all you f-ing losers! Get a freaking life and your big retarded noses out of everyone elses buisness bitches!

  16. To the STUPID ASS people on here

    Are you all freaking kidding me? There is absolutely no reason for anyone to be slamming this girl or any other cast member of ‘Teen mom’. Yeah, they got pregnant at a very young age, and are on a reality show. But that’s no reason to be hating on anyone. This is not the ‘Jersey shore’. And how freaking dare you to be insulting her baby, you are all going to hell. Just like that! When you have kids, god forbid they have any health issues. Screw all you f-ing losers! Get a freaking life and your big retarded noses out of everyone elses buisness bitches!

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    jennifer
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    please someone tell me, what the hell is gross about that?

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    Laynes mom
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    hush your mouths, none of you could pull off having twins and looking that good.

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    Lucy
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    Great body for someone who’s got children (and for someone who hasn’t got children too)

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    Lee
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    whats gross???

  21. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
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    Actually, no. Stretch marks aren’t something you just say “oh well, it doesn’t detract from her physical attractiveness”…it does. IT DOES A LOT. Just like her saggy post-nursing boobs do. Just like her train wreck vagina does.

    Ladies, we get it…you hate that squeezing out babies means the end of your most attractive days, but that’s the choices you make. Don’t like it…DON’T HAVE KIDS. It’s not mandatory you know.

    Does she look good for having twins? Yeah, but that’s a pretty fucking low bar to step over. That’s like saying “she looks better than most burn victims”. She’s in the top 10 percent of women you’d turn out the lights to fuck…congratulations.

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    The Everlasting Know-it-all
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    Those are real boobs, folks. She’s bangin except for that dumb tattoo on her back.

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    rachel
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    She DOES have stretch marks, and she’s obviously sucking in her gut. anyone who’s ever done that can tell.

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    Venom
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    She looks fine and the stretch marks are to be expected. The country singer bleached blonde hair, now that is the problem. She is cute, she just needs to stop getting knocked up.

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    Venom
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    Why do these girls insist on getting these hideous tattoos?

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    Venom
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    I would definitely watch this episode of Teen Mom.

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    Me next. I want to get her pregnant!

  28. Teen Mom Leah Bikini
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    Let me cum inside!

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    Ugh
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    Have these sluts ever heard of condoms? Or the birth control pill? Jesus Christ…

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    Jessesgirl
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    Yep, it’s like with Miley Cyrus – cute body ruined by white trash tatts. I hate tattoos around 95% of the time.

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    She looks good After twins

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    aj
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    negative. needs to be shut down. turn off this encouragement. your teen might be next!

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    aj
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    i’m suprised they are keeping their clothes on (with the cameras and all)

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    Mary
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    some critical ass people. who cares she is just a young girl living her life. leave her alone. jeez

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    PPL ARE RUDE LEAH IS ONE OF MY FAVORET MOMS ON TEEN MOM 2 ALL YALL lil boys out there talkin mess neds to shut up!!! for 1 she is NOT ugly!!! 2 she ooks god for some one who had twis!!! and last time i checked her personal life had nun to do with yall so ppl that are being rude and smart a** need to grow up and stop hatin i think she has been threw more then enuf with alis helt problums and she dosn’t need everyones rude and smart comments ok? thank u and goodbye LOVE YOU LEAH!!!!!!!

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    PPL ARE RUDE LEAH IS ONE OF MY FAVORET MOMS ON TEEN MOM 2 ALL YALL lil boys out there talkin mess needs to shut up!!! for 1 she is NOT ugly!!! 2 she looks god for some one who had twis!!! and last time i checked her personal life had nun to do with yall so ppl that are being rude and smart a** need to grow up and stop hatin i think she has been threw more then enuf with alis helth problums and she dosn’t need everyones rude and smart comments ok? thank u and goodbye LOVE YOU LEAH!!!!!!!

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    PPL ARE RUDE LEAH IS ONE OF MY FAVORET MOMS ON TEEN MOM 2 ALL YALL lil boys out there talkin mess needs to shut up!!! for 1 she is NOT ugly!!! 2 she looks god for some one who had twis!!! and last time i checked her personal life had nun to do with yall so ppl that are being rude and smart a** need to grow up and stop hatin i think she has been threw more then enuf with alis health problums and she dosn’t need everyones rude and smart comments ok? thank u and goodbye LOVE YOU LEAH!!!!!!!

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    This guy
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    I want to touch her where she pees.

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    Laura
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    Hey all =) I would like to say that I don’t at all agree on the statistics of teen maerragis. (I do agree with the statistics of pregnant teens –getting married though, it’s sad). I say this because I beleive that even if you get married at 16…if you have God in the center of your relationship –only because of God’s grace…you WILL have a successfull marriage if you follow the Lord’s leading. (Personal experience Let me tell you my succsess story…all glory goes to God yall! Okay, (To make a long sotry shorter)…so I got engaged to my now Husband when I was 17, he was 17 as well. Prior to that…we started slowly out as just friends…than good friends…than best friends…then boyfriend and girlfriend…than engaged…than married I was just friends w/ him for about two or three years or so before we started dating, then we were engaged for about 1 year, and now we have been happily married for almost 2 years, sure there has been challenges, but we know that through Christ we can do all things, and we did, and we still and forever will lean upon Him for gudience daily. Four months after the wedding my Husband and I became pregnant, and then around week 9 found out we were miscarrying. We still have no children yet, anyway…rewind a little here…okay so, When I was just 15 years old (my Husband and I are both 20 now)…I prayed with my daddy I said, “Daddy, I had a lot of bad relationships in the past with boys, I don’t want my heart broke again…I want a good strong-Christian boyfriend…” Dad: “Alright sweetheart, how about we go ahead and pray that God will send you that someone? He knows the desires of your heart sweety.” Me: “alright”…So basically my dad prayed that God would send my way a good strong-Christian friend/boyfriend…that was everything I desired. Going about the situation in this way is called courting. Courting and dating are two different things. Courting is praying, and asking God to send you the person you are to marry…dating is just getting together, breaking up, getting together, breaking up, getting togeth….” ” ” etc.So (no lie)…about 2 short weeks later, I went to Church one night…and I noticed this handsome looking fellow, but I thought he was probably really young he just didn’t seem my age at the time. So I took my focus off him for a minute and started walking away…then automatically I heard him speak…and I was like, “Wow…he must be my age…or older because no 12 year old would have a voice that deep” LOL! I seriously thought he was 12. SO I met my now Husband in Church…prayed that God would send him my way and he sure did…over the years Jon and I did ministry work together, such as drama, and worship leading. It seemed like ministry is what drew us together…we both loved it! And it helped build our friendship. I knew this guy was different. I never met anyone like him before. My Husband has a strong call on his life…when we were just dating, and engaged I used to go hear him preach alot, that was one of his BIG passions (okay, basically his life –and still isWhen my Husband was 17 he got ordained as a Southern Baptist Minister, at 18 he took his first missions trip to the UK for several months before we got married…when he came back from that –shortly afterward we started planning our wedding, we got married at 18, focused only on eachother for the first year of marriage, then we turned 19…more and more doors started opening up for ministry opportunities for not just my Husband, but again…for the both of us now…at 20 years old He just recently got his very first Church. He is now a Pastor of a wonderful Church with wonderful people, and we are both very excited to see where God is going to take us…Friends,In our marriage the word, “divorce”, doesn’t exsist. When you’ve got God as the center of your marriage…it’s like glue…Christ will hold everything together. “Well Tina, just wait a couple years…wait till’ kids come along…” You come ask me when I’m 80…and I’ll tell you our marriage has never been better.“More than 60% of teenage maerragis fail within 5 years…”…By God’s grace, I can confidently say…that we are not a part of this number. Nor will we ever be, for we are firmly standing on the solid rock –Christ, our precious Lord.God Bless

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    Ginny
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    AShe did get a tummy tuck, you can see it, and I know because I am getting one too. You cn even see the stretch marks left under her navel.

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