Let me just start this post off by saying reality television is a goddamn blight upon our society for one very specific reason that surprisingly isn’t the Kardashians: It tells women who watch it, and worse young girls, that way overboard drama is okay because every. thing. in. life. is. super. fucking. important. Add knocked up white trash teenagers into the mix and it’s a miracle Satan hasn’t burst through the earth to declare his thousand year reign. Which brings us to Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans who’s over-sharing her life to the point that even people sad enough to think her 140 character thoughts are something they need to be constantly updated on are saying, “WTF?” because, surprise, she’s tweeting her miscarriage that conveniently started when her husband went out of town. Oh yeah:
I am getting a divorce, ASAP. YOU FUCKING LEAVE OUT OF TOWN AND I MIGHT BE HAVING A MISCARRIGE?! FUCK U, U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
I’ll be honest, sometime in the middle of yesterday’s Jenelle post I started thinking, much like you probably did, why in the hell am I even posting about this chick? But then I realized I always post about another crazy person who constantly says retarded shit on Twitter and no one even wants to pay her to be on TV like Jenelle. So really I’m just making the site more relevant after Lindsay Lohan drags it down. God, she fucks everything up.