Teen Mom Jenelle’s Tweeting Her ‘Miscarriage’ Now

January 23rd, 2013 // 29 Comments
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Let me just start this post off by saying reality television is a goddamn blight upon our society for one very specific reason that surprisingly isn’t the Kardashians: It tells women who watch it, and worse young girls, that way overboard drama is okay because every. thing. in. life. is. super. fucking. important. Add knocked up white trash teenagers into the mix and it’s a miracle Satan hasn’t burst through the earth to declare his thousand year reign. Which brings us to Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans who’s over-sharing her life to the point that even people sad enough to think her 140 character thoughts are something they need to be constantly updated on are saying, “WTF?” because, surprise, she’s tweeting her miscarriage that conveniently started when her husband went out of town. Oh yeah:

I am getting a divorce, ASAP. YOU FUCKING LEAVE OUT OF TOWN AND I MIGHT BE HAVING A MISCARRIGE?! FUCK U, U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

I’ll be honest, sometime in the middle of yesterday’s Jenelle post I started thinking, much like you probably did, why in the hell am I even posting about this chick? But then I realized I always post about another crazy person who constantly says retarded shit on Twitter and no one even wants to pay her to be on TV like Jenelle. So really I’m just making the site more relevant after Lindsay Lohan drags it down. God, she fucks everything up.

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  1. logan

    It’s like her and Lohan were separated at birth. Both slugs.

  2. grobpilot

    Goofy looking lips.

  3. punkcrash

    sad America is sad…

  4. I’m so over these shitty mums.Do we need more news of these peapods on the Superficial?

  5. The key words here are “might be having a miscarriage. If her husband gets his sorry ass back home toot sweet and starts paying a fuckload of attention to her right this second, then she actually might not be having one after all.

    This is really not what most people mean when they refer to “family planning”.

  6. Enidaj

    It sounds terrible, but I hope she does miscarry. She is not equipped to be a parent and I’m sure her Mother does not want another grandchild to raise. Babies are not born loving you, they are born needing you.

    • As a parent of two kids, there is so much damn truth to that last line.

      • Enidaj

        I think a lot of these young girls have babies because they need to feel loved and they think that babies are born loving you. A baby should never be born with the job of making you feel better.

      • Trek Girl

        You hit the nail on the head, Enidaj. Many teens have children with that in mind. Many adults think that way, too.

      • Didn’t you know? Babies just love you unconditionally, you don’t have to do anything to earn it – they solve every single one of your emotional needs and relationship problems, all while being super cute!

        The most gag-making statement ever is one that hear from the Jamie-Lynn’s of this world – if you have them when you’re young, you both “can grow up together”! Jeeesus. Babies need to be born to people who are already grown up, not to some immature, half-assed uninformed twit who thinks they’re some sort of hobby or project that doesn’t require anything more than a diaper change and an occasional burping.

        If you want uncondiitonal love,get a pet. At least they have the ability to run away if you neglect them.

    • KV

      Can people like this not be neutered ? Wouldn’t that be easier than having this unwanted pregnancys ?

  7. When are we going to start the forced sterilization program? Because I’ve got a few people to volunteer. Starting with this asshole.

  8. Patsee

    This girl and the whole situation is sad, sad, sad. Already has one kid that she can’t take care of so has another because it will give her the chance to prove she’s changed. Um, how about proving that with the kid you already have? Most of these reality people are just out to get some quick cash for trash, see their face on TV, instagram their tats and think they are “stars.” But the cable nets keep coming up with new and more preposterous shows to tease out every last shred of morals and decency this country has.

    • Trek Girl

      Let’s not act like teen moms and all that other stuff that is on these “preposterous shows” wasn’t going on before. We may be seeing it more, but that does not mean it is happening more.

  9. EDDIE HITLER

    What, didn’t you get the memo? All pop culture is dedicated to teenage girls. All movies, music and television have been utterly subverted by the social engineers to make sure that girls always come first. If you have a penis all you are good for is acting dumb so a teenage girl can ‘set you straight’ or as a walking, breathing wallet (if you are over 25).

  10. EricLr

    Oh man, the *one* marriage I thought would work out. Well, there goes my faith in humanity. May as well just give up on life now, take up smoking again, and go back to my career as Amanda Bynes’ personal assistant.

  11. USDA Prime McBeef

    twit pics of bloody products of conception or it didn’t happen.

  12. There is a lot of anger in her trailer.

  13. tlmck

    The morons who watch this type of show also think pro wrestling is real and done without a script.

  14. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
    disillusionisreal
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s getting methface….

  15. Emily Cox

    I kind of wish you didn’t need to use the word “retarded” to describe Janell. Most of the awesome people I work with, with Developmental Delays, wouldn’t even tweet this stuff. Don’t insult these hard working, kind, loving people that Janell would be lucky to know.

  16. Deborah

    I don’t watch the shit soooooo. I don’t give a shit

  17. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    a couple more bruises and a few less teeth and she’ll look like a carney….

  18. yeah, she needs another baby.

  19. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
    luckylue
    Commented on this photo:

    Jenelle, Your going to force your mom to buy a bigger house….

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