‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Is Getting Implants, Too, Now

March 21st, 2012 // 41 Comments
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They’re putting one across the entire face, right?

If Teen Mom has taught us anything (It hasn’t.) it’s that no matter what you get famous for, when public interest in you begins to fade, people are still going to enjoy looking at your tits. Especially if you enhance them with plastic surgery and cyber-stalker extraordinaire Jenelle Evans is no exception. E! Online reports:

She got tired of having small breasts. Jenelle decided on a full ‘C’ cup because she does not want to go too big.

By all means, Jenelle, don’t go too big. You wouldn’t want to turn into a cartoonish representation of everything wrong about a society that rewards morons with fame and wealth for making a TV show about their terrible life decisions that, in turn, a soulless network sells to advertisers schilling candy and shoes to teenagers who think getting knocked up is the thing to do because calculus is hard. A ‘C’ cup will still allow you to keep that “I’m a celebrity, but I’m not above blowing you for a dinner as long as the restaurant doesn’t have a drive-thru window” look that won’t draw stares.

Photo: INFdaily

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  1. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    Eddyt
    Commented on this photo:

    In all fairness, she did have real shit tits

  2. Looks like she’s implanting more things she’ll use to earn a paycheck.

  3. JC

    Isn’t this the one that keeps getting arrested? It seems like she would have used up all her MTV tit money for legal expenses by now. Or can you just say that you’re too poor and you need to have a public defender appointed, even if you could pay?

    • I’m not an attorney, but I don’t think there’s any law that says you have to pay for private counsel if you can afford it. Of course, given that most Public Defender’s Offices are underfunded and overloaded, you frequently get what you pay for.

  4. Crabby Old Guy

    Inflate-o-Tits: Making plain-looking women appear at least “somewhat attractive” for 50-years!

  5. Any Guy

    nothing is gonna help that white trash, fetal alcohol syndrome face.

  6. Minaj

    She’ll still be ugly.!!

  7. Dude of Dudes

    Anything to distract us from that butterface of hers….

  8. Dude of Dudes

    I was just thinking. These trollops actually make the Kardashian’s look useful. Just kidding. Launch them all into the sun.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Shouldn’t the quotations just be around “Mom” and not “Teen Mom”?

    BTW, I don’t see how big tits will keep her from getting arrested every 4 months, but I’ll still look at them.

  10. EricLr

    A lot of people credit shit reality TV shows for corrupting the youth. But I would like to make two observations:

    1) Anyone stupid enough to make life decisions based on a reality show is probably going to screw up their life regardless.

    2) It’s not like the people on these shows would have a better life if they WEREN’T embarrassing themselves on national TV. Let’s face it, the only difference between Jenelle being on MTV and Jenelle not being on MTV is the amount of money she has to spend on meth.

    Do you really think that without reality TV any of these idiots would clean themselves up, go to college, and cure cancer? Nope, they would all be floating from one fast-food job to another and dealing/doing oxycontin on the side.

    • Brooke

      In case you weren’t aware, kids are not the best decision makers and really crave attention. Like the whole cinnamon thing… I’m pretty sure if YouTube wasn’t around only lie four kids would think that was something they needed to do. Lots of kids got hurt imitating Jackass. Lots of idiot girls think getting pregnant is a good way to keep their boyfriend, and Teen Mom shows them “yes, it is okay to be a pregnant teen”. TV is very influential over a group of peope whose brains have not fully developed, so don’t kid yourself there.

  11. hmna

    All I want to know is what Photo Boy got in calculus.

  12. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    Daytime is not a good luck for you.

  13. Well implants certainly helped Teen Mom Farrah, so I’m all for this.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/21/teen-mom-340_257.jpg[/img]

    Full gallery: http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/teen-mom-farrah-is-in-a-bikini-and-those-are-definitely-implants

  14. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    Lee
    Commented on this photo:

    implants are the ugliest thing available to females, i hate them. I had an ex once with them and she didnt have them to start out with but ended up getting them, they were ugly and hard and cold. They moved weird. Eventually they got imfected and the scar reopened and it was black, the implant went black, sickest thing ever. Why women mutilate their bodies like this is beyond me. I would rather have a cute A or B cup on my woman and know they are real than this “implant” inside her breast cavity.

  15. it had to be said

    Leave her alone. She needs them. Bad.

  16. Deacon Jones

    Zzzzzzzz…………Zzzzzzzzzz

  17. She’d be better off tattooing that naked girl silhouette on her mudflaps.

  18. All these teen mom sluts look like they’re 30.

  19. Jack Ketch

    How come white trash always looks like white trash ? Always. Don’t put the money away for the baby or anything, or spend it on the baby, hey ! … buy tits with it !! God help us all.

    • Confusus

      To be fair, I would not call Farrah “white trash”.

      I would call Farrah a narcissistic, immature, ignorant, obnoxious, spoiled brat who has in no way earned her sense of entitlement that is the size of a Kardashian’s ass, but even ignoring her ambiguous ethnicity (Is her father Arabic? Persian? Jewish?), I would not call her white trash.

      But the other “teen moms”? White trash, except for the one from South Dakota (some spelling of Chelsea, I think) who is just plain abysmally stupid, like Paris Hilton if Paris Hilton had been born in to an average middle-class Midwestern family.

  20. T-bag

    I guess if putting on 30 lbs didn’t work, what other option IS there?

  21. Lunch

    Bitch should go gluten-free.

  22. The mod nailed it. How about you spend that tit money on furthering your education, to get a better job to support your child? Poor child, having an idiot like this for a mom.

    Seems like the new American dream is to become famous for nothing and just whore it up for the rest of your life. FUCK YOU Paris and Kim!

  23. It's the kimkim, bitches

    But she’s still going to have that face, huh? Goddammit!

  24. Grand Dragon

    Thank goodness for baby formula otherwise her kid would have starved.

  25. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    ayo
    Commented on this photo:

    That isn’t Jenelle. Jenelle is a tiny trailer park chick who fights and knocks bitches out. This is a normal tubby girl trying to fit in the burbs. WFT are you trying to pull, Superficial?!

  26. What I learned from “Teen Mom”: A boob job costs less than facial plastic surgery. Therefore, you achieve greater ROI on inflating your tits to a comical size, from the perspective of distracting from your god-awful face. To summarize, a boob job is like face camouflage.

    And that’s it.

  27. Hugh Evers

    That was funny photo boy. You should consider humor for your posts in the future.

    What is a reality-skank without fake tits? I would suggest a bit larger to get a full jiggle – otherwise why go to the trouble?

  28. Brooke

    Photoboy, you’re getting funnier! I was about to applaud Fish for this when I saw your name. Well done, sir.

  29. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    zigzags
    Commented on this photo:

    lol she needs them

  30. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    Nick Manning
    Commented on this photo:

    Jenelle is so white trash that she’s hot. I can’t wait to see her new tits.

  31. let’s hope they get capsular contraction

  32. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey she doesn’t look like the cow she was going in for her boobs
    she’s a little cute here

  33. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants
    Deborah
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s definitely Jenelle and she got it done. SO, she can’t take care of her kid, but she sure as hell can get implants, a new car, and keep up the riff raff Kiefer. Way to go terrible parent of the year.

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