Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real American woman’s body right down to the hooch tattoo, belly button ring and a handy key to let you know her wrist is always open for roadside tugs. It’s like staring into the face of pure beauty, having it ask if you mind watching her kid while she runs to the store “real quick” and then learning real quick is junkie talk for five weeks. Haha, you idiot.
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She looks hotttt!!!!!
All the haters are afraid to admit you would never say no to her.
Her boob is on her collarbone and look hard and too big for her frame. How is that hot?
Hot tan…Hot boobs….cute smile….hot tatoos, whats not to like
Lets be honest we would all leave our wives/girlfriends for this hottie!
Uh yeah speak for yourself there, buddy.
you obviously dont know quality when yo see it. bet you like boys
It’s cute how you say that like you actually have a wife or girlfriend.
yeah and a hot one but not as hot as jennelle
oh HOT if you zoom you can see the bandages over her incision
Aw I bet he is just such a stand-up guy. You know, when he’s had his morning meth.
Get a load of those cankles
None of the teen moms piss me off more than this sack of crap …hooking up with drug-addled losers and always giving them “one more chance”; constantly having epiphanies where she realises the error of her ways as she is super intelligent, you guys; neglecting her kid in favor of drugs and loser boyfriends; and just the way that she is just basically a drain on society, blaming her shit on everyone else. Yeah her mother is a raving lunatic but hey, maybe I can see how she got that way…
i can’t decide if her bathing suit top is too big or too small.
“There’s a whole lotta reality impacting here” –Pedro Carmichael
A gelatinous blob approaches.
What the hell is on her back? Scourge scars?
Very interesting, sirs.
My question still stands though,
40 ?
I assume the “thumbs up” button registered all time highs.
What on earth did that girl do to her eyebrows?
This girl’s physique…there’s just no help for it.
Her implants are installed too high. Didn’t she plan this out before picking the cheapest surgeon?
She put on a lot of weight. She should not be parading around in a bikini.
So this is what a troll doll would look like in a bikini…
Now she has to consider a liposuction, because she looks very chubby…
she got them so the rest of her body looks skinny by comparison,
too bad it didnt work.
too bad she can’t get a FACE and MOUTH implant. she’s still ugly
This is disgusting. Get a job and take care of your kid, you idiot. That MTV money will dry up fast. Then again there’s always porn.
FAT FAT FAT she has no business in a small revealing suit. put on a big coat
that random guy better watch out, she might role over on him.
Who paid for those things??? Medicaid????
Awesome tats, brobro. You should go with the spider web on the elbow next.
I can see what this is leading to, and it looks real grim.
What a waste of money for yourself and not for your kids.
SHE IS PREGNANT AGAIN
still ugly and y is she famous o wait its for being a bad mom wow mtv wow
ok now u need some lipo nd lip shots so u wont look like such a rat thank god jace looks like his dad
What a hot mess. Clearly she does not own amirror!
Famous for getting knocked up as a teenager. MTV sure does send the right messages to youth.
You can puts tits on a turd……
Brass monkey, that chunky monkey.
Hold it out further…a LOT further.
i guess breast implants are supposed to hide the fact she gained 30 lbs. probably pre wedding gitters
Ughh nice red high tops. Why are her boobs so high?
She’s sexy and you know it! Check cankels out!!! The vomit is burning my throat
Stretch marks on a child, always a selling point for MTV.
nice dick.
she fat
Lmao seriously? This the funniest shit ever! You been with this guy for five months on and off and decide to get engaged?! Oh this marriage is going to be awesome! *Sarcasm* lmao NOT you guys cant even last 5 months without breaking ip so wtf makes you think you can last in a marriage? Lmao dumbass need to be worrying about her son instead of dating all these useless guys!
‘i gon’ got ma boobs did’
Instead of getting breast implants she should of used that money for trying to get her son back or giving it to her mom for taking care of her son. Low life!!!!
A boob with new boobs- the pic must have been at Redundo Beach-
Now that she actually has a chest, she needs to lose 30 pounds and learn to shut her filthy mouth and legs and be an actual Mother to her son. Take that money she makes and spend it on her kid and give her Mother a break, her Mother already did her job, raise your own kid you IDIOT…
I would consider allowing her to wipe my butt for me on a slow day but that’s about it.
She actually looks fat
cracks me up that she is so gorgeous and all the haters act like she isnt twice as good looking as your girlfriends
I would love to bury my face and my cock between those boobs. Then I would bend her over a desk, looking at her face writhing in extasy in the mirror.
Any man would be lucky to have this woman in his bed!
I haven’t seen her show, but I bet she says “y’all” a lot.