Teen Mom Jenelle’s Implants Are In A Bikini Already

May 8th, 2012 // 131 Comments

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real American woman’s body right down to the hooch tattoo, belly button ring and a handy key to let you know her wrist is always open for roadside tugs. It’s like staring into the face of pure beauty, having it ask if you mind watching her kid while she runs to the store “real quick” and then learning real quick is junkie talk for five weeks. Haha, you idiot.

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  1. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Brit Tit Lover
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    She looks hotttt!!!!!
    All the haters are afraid to admit you would never say no to her.

  2. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Brit Tit Lover
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    Lets be honest we would all leave our wives/girlfriends for this hottie!

  3. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Actually
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    oh HOT if you zoom you can see the bandages over her incision

  4. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Actually
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    Aw I bet he is just such a stand-up guy. You know, when he’s had his morning meth.

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    Actually
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    Get a load of those cankles

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    YeahYeah
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    None of the teen moms piss me off more than this sack of crap …hooking up with drug-addled losers and always giving them “one more chance”; constantly having epiphanies where she realises the error of her ways as she is super intelligent, you guys; neglecting her kid in favor of drugs and loser boyfriends; and just the way that she is just basically a drain on society, blaming her shit on everyone else. Yeah her mother is a raving lunatic but hey, maybe I can see how she got that way…

  7. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    i can’t decide if her bathing suit top is too big or too small.

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    Siloporcen7
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    “There’s a whole lotta reality impacting here” –Pedro Carmichael

  9. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Master Bates
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    A gelatinous blob approaches.

  10. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Master Bates
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    What the hell is on her back? Scourge scars?

  11. DeucePickle

    Very interesting, sirs.
    My question still stands though,
    40 ?
    I assume the “thumbs up” button registered all time highs.

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    Xtal
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    What on earth did that girl do to her eyebrows?

  13. Sliver

    This girl’s physique…there’s just no help for it.

  14. joho777

    Her implants are installed too high. Didn’t she plan this out before picking the cheapest surgeon?

  15. Nikki

    She put on a lot of weight. She should not be parading around in a bikini.

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    Awkward Girl Comment
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    So this is what a troll doll would look like in a bikini…

  17. reyna

    Now she has to consider a liposuction, because she looks very chubby…

  18. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    laura
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    she got them so the rest of her body looks skinny by comparison,

    too bad it didnt work.

  19. aj

    too bad she can’t get a FACE and MOUTH implant. she’s still ugly

  20. This is disgusting. Get a job and take care of your kid, you idiot. That MTV money will dry up fast. Then again there’s always porn.

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    aj
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    FAT FAT FAT she has no business in a small revealing suit. put on a big coat

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    aj
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    that random guy better watch out, she might role over on him.

  23. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    Who paid for those things??? Medicaid????

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    Beer Baron
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    Awesome tats, brobro. You should go with the spider web on the elbow next.

  25. Forrest Gump

    I can see what this is leading to, and it looks real grim.

  26. lkl

    What a waste of money for yourself and not for your kids.

  27. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    YIKES
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    SHE IS PREGNANT AGAIN

  28. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    what
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    still ugly and y is she famous o wait its for being a bad mom wow mtv wow

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    what
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    ok now u need some lipo nd lip shots so u wont look like such a rat thank god jace looks like his dad

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    Lola
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    What a hot mess. Clearly she does not own amirror!

  31. Someperson

    Famous for getting knocked up as a teenager. MTV sure does send the right messages to youth.

  32. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    You can puts tits on a turd……

  33. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    Brass monkey, that chunky monkey.

  34. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Quijibo
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    Hold it out further…a LOT further.

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    johnny
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    i guess breast implants are supposed to hide the fact she gained 30 lbs. probably pre wedding gitters

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    Right on
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    Ughh nice red high tops. Why are her boobs so high?

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    Right on
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    She’s sexy and you know it! Check cankels out!!! The vomit is burning my throat

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    Humpinfrog
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    Stretch marks on a child, always a selling point for MTV.

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    Boing
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    nice dick.

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    laura
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    she fat

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    Rocki
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    Lmao seriously? This the funniest shit ever! You been with this guy for five months on and off and decide to get engaged?! Oh this marriage is going to be awesome! *Sarcasm* lmao NOT you guys cant even last 5 months without breaking ip so wtf makes you think you can last in a marriage? Lmao dumbass need to be worrying about her son instead of dating all these useless guys!

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    redneck
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    ‘i gon’ got ma boobs did’

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    Anonymous
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    Instead of getting breast implants she should of used that money for trying to get her son back or giving it to her mom for taking care of her son. Low life!!!!

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    luzmorales
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    A boob with new boobs- the pic must have been at Redundo Beach-

  45. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    Now that she actually has a chest, she needs to lose 30 pounds and learn to shut her filthy mouth and legs and be an actual Mother to her son. Take that money she makes and spend it on her kid and give her Mother a break, her Mother already did her job, raise your own kid you IDIOT…

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    Dr. Ike
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    I would consider allowing her to wipe my butt for me on a slow day but that’s about it.

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    Jade
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    She actually looks fat

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    Brit Tit Lover
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    cracks me up that she is so gorgeous and all the haters act like she isnt twice as good looking as your girlfriends

  49. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    I would love to bury my face and my cock between those boobs. Then I would bend her over a desk, looking at her face writhing in extasy in the mirror.

    Any man would be lucky to have this woman in his bed!

  50. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    I haven’t seen her show, but I bet she says “y’all” a lot.

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