Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real American woman’s body right down to the hooch tattoo, belly button ring and a handy key to let you know her wrist is always open for roadside tugs. It’s like staring into the face of pure beauty, having it ask if you mind watching her kid while she runs to the store “real quick” and then learning real quick is junkie talk for five weeks. Haha, you idiot.
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Can she get her money back ?
:| — her doctor didnt tell her no underwire for 6months, no salt water, etc?? she is so dumb.
why dont you spend the money on the kid you hate instead of your ugly ass self
Who would have thought that someone on a MTV reality show would turn out to be dumb?
And you guys said Real World was a new low in television programming.
it was…… 20+ years ago
THOSE should be wrapped and tightly compressed for a few weeks, why is she letting it all out so fast, shes gonna make herself deformed cause they wont heal right.
“Gonna make”? Sweetie, that garbage scow already sailed.
“garbage scow”… lol.
holy crap she is THICK and CHUNKY..she used to be all cute and small, what happened???
at no point was she ever cute.
I thought she was semi cute, trailer trashy looking but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. She did get chunky what happened!?
is she pregnant?
What’s the difference between poor under/uneducated blacks living in the inner urban core and poor under/uneducated whites living in rural areas?
One has darker skin.
And one group doesn’t vote so politicos don’t give a shit about them while the other votes against their own economic interests.
Best description of ‘murica I’ve ever read! Seriously, you made my day.
Class has a new demigod.
That was sarcasm, in case you’re wondering.
I’m pretty sure the line is, “Class has a new puny god.” Although a lot of people think they heard “demigod.”
These two make me wish they were baby seals and i was a Japanese fisherman.
After giving birth, it returned to the ocean, where the sillicone leaked out and ironically, killed the freshly laid offspring. Sometimes Nature is just a bitch that way,
thank god, i was waiting for some Snooki pregnancy photos.
Donkey Kong Yaaay!
Did she get butt implants as counterweights?
Janelle get some colace asap. & If you don’t rest & recover you will end up with severe scar tissue making your implants look horrible & possibly defored . Good chance a swimsuit top that your wearing could cause a uniboob this early in recovery.
I do not want this to happen because the jerks on this website will get even more happiness from watching you suffer
Clean up your act & prove them wrong. BTW- your Mom has serious issues. Break the cycle & get your Son back.
i know we should always try to be positive but sometimes you gotta have priorities like this dumb cunt’s offspring or the hordes of malleable idiots who watch this garbage
Looks like she got the gut to match.
possibly deformed.
sure fish guest will rip me apart about my typo.
bring it on fuckers.
Queenbee, meh, that’s hardly even a typo. And those things are both “defored” and deformed. Usually only people who really can’t spell get the wrath. And that wrath usually comes from catapostrophe. Shout out, girl! (hmm I hope she’s a girl.)
Hes a marine… not a stoner.
WTF did they implant a fat ass, gut and thighs too?
she looks 30 pounds heaver than the before photos
It’s a package deal…you get it all for only 30% more than the price of implants.
horrible horrible boobs
I will totally give her some credit… she would have a really good body if she went to bootcamp. Some toning up and she would be golden.
You’ll give her credit for something she hasn’t done? I’m not sure you said what you meant to say.
Now, now – I think you should totes give Jane some credit for an interesting comment that she never got even close to making.
I wondered what last night’s baked potato would look like in a Hot Topic bikini. Now I have my answer.
Hahaha! She is one spud I definitely would NOT like to butter.
Her boobs were the least of her worries. Not that they’re good. It’s just that everything else is SO bad.
That tattoo is a memorial to her chastity belt…she used the key the first time when she was 12 and hasn’t found it since.
The one and only Superficial post where not a single reader will hit the ‘View Full Size’ or ‘Zoom’ buttons.
This should be the Superficial post that started the “Zoom out” option.
Unfortunately, I
It looks like they inflated all parts of her..what happened?
Exactly as you said, is what happened.
Nice prison tats…fat ass!!
She probably just gained weight. No implants here.
i agree… she just got fat
Now she needs to jump on a treadmill.
now she just needs to jump off a bridge- there, fixed!
“This is why I do it,” she said, looking at a picture of money.
Is this from the Teen Mom/Jersey Shore crossover?
so sad that she thinks those things look better than her before, her body was beautiful before.
Um…no it wasn’t. You obviously have shitty standards. That is one of the major things wrong with Americans.
Damn. She looked better before the boob job. Most women do!
I don’t get it. Do people only photograph her to create buzz?? Because the feedback should be expected to be all negative. I don’t get it.
I thought plastic surgery was meant to make you more attractive, or at least less ugly.
Heard about all the “free stuff” from the Japanese tsunami.
trailer park queen!
i wanna cum in her
Butt ugly.
rather than spending money on implants, she should spend money on a good diet.
I wouldn’t fuck that with Ashton Kucher’s dick.
gotta say it, nobody else has.. WHALE ON THE BEACH
Nice boob job. Now you’re hot.
I’d hit it…With a fucking baseball bat.
Not pictured: a Japanese samurai screaming “FOOK YUU, WHARE!!”
shes just fucking repulsive… i have nothing else to say *shudder*
I come from Broco-Planet in peace.
That’s after? Was she flat as a board before? A girl that size would hopefully already have decently sized boobs too.
You guys really disgust me. Jesus, She’s a little chunky…and if she were skinny you’d be saying she’s too thin. God forbid we have a little extra fat on us
Potbelly…get it? cause she blazes a lot
you’re not supposed to get implants in your stomach
why why why did she get a great big huge fly tattooed on her back ???
The first thing I thought of was Mothra.