Teen Mom Jenelle’s Implants Are In A Bikini Already

May 8th, 2012 // 131 Comments

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real American woman’s body right down to the hooch tattoo, belly button ring and a handy key to let you know her wrist is always open for roadside tugs. It’s like staring into the face of pure beauty, having it ask if you mind watching her kid while she runs to the store “real quick” and then learning real quick is junkie talk for five weeks. Haha, you idiot.

Photos: Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI

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  1. Bonky

    Can she get her money back ?

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    mythoughts
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    :| — her doctor didnt tell her no underwire for 6months, no salt water, etc?? she is so dumb.

    why dont you spend the money on the kid you hate instead of your ugly ass self

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    Natalie
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    THOSE should be wrapped and tightly compressed for a few weeks, why is she letting it all out so fast, shes gonna make herself deformed cause they wont heal right.

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    Natalie
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    holy crap she is THICK and CHUNKY..she used to be all cute and small, what happened???

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    Natalie
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    is she pregnant?

  6. Archie Leach

    What’s the difference between poor under/uneducated blacks living in the inner urban core and poor under/uneducated whites living in rural areas?

    One has darker skin.

    And one group doesn’t vote so politicos don’t give a shit about them while the other votes against their own economic interests.

  7. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    Class has a new demigod.

    That was sarcasm, in case you’re wondering.

  8. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    These two make me wish they were baby seals and i was a Japanese fisherman.

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    angerinside
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    After giving birth, it returned to the ocean, where the sillicone leaked out and ironically, killed the freshly laid offspring. Sometimes Nature is just a bitch that way,

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    KimmyGabbler
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    thank god, i was waiting for some Snooki pregnancy photos.

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    MILF
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    Donkey Kong Yaaay!

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    MisterSuccint
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    Did she get butt implants as counterweights?

  13. Queenbee

    Janelle get some colace asap. & If you don’t rest & recover you will end up with severe scar tissue making your implants look horrible & possibly defored . Good chance a swimsuit top that your wearing could cause a uniboob this early in recovery.

    I do not want this to happen because the jerks on this website will get even more happiness from watching you suffer

    Clean up your act & prove them wrong. BTW- your Mom has serious issues. Break the cycle & get your Son back.

    • dooood

      i know we should always try to be positive but sometimes you gotta have priorities like this dumb cunt’s offspring or the hordes of malleable idiots who watch this garbage

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    g33k
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    Looks like she got the gut to match.

  15. Queenbee

    possibly deformed.

    sure fish guest will rip me apart about my typo.

    bring it on fuckers.

    • kimmykimkim

      Queenbee, meh, that’s hardly even a typo. And those things are both “defored” and deformed. Usually only people who really can’t spell get the wrath. And that wrath usually comes from catapostrophe. Shout out, girl! (hmm I hope she’s a girl.)

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    anny
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    Hes a marine… not a stoner.

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    Ben Dover
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    WTF did they implant a fat ass, gut and thighs too?
    she looks 30 pounds heaver than the before photos

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    JANE
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    horrible horrible boobs

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    JANE
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    I will totally give her some credit… she would have a really good body if she went to bootcamp. Some toning up and she would be golden.

  20. klm

    I wondered what last night’s baked potato would look like in a Hot Topic bikini. Now I have my answer.

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    duder
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    Her boobs were the least of her worries. Not that they’re good. It’s just that everything else is SO bad.

  22. cc

    That tattoo is a memorial to her chastity belt…she used the key the first time when she was 12 and hasn’t found it since.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The one and only Superficial post where not a single reader will hit the ‘View Full Size’ or ‘Zoom’ buttons.

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    Carl
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    It looks like they inflated all parts of her..what happened?

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    judd
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    Nice prison tats…fat ass!!

  26. Nina

    She probably just gained weight. No implants here.

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    Now she needs to jump on a treadmill.

  28. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    “This is why I do it,” she said, looking at a picture of money.

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    j/k
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    Is this from the Teen Mom/Jersey Shore crossover?

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    mommylisa
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    so sad that she thinks those things look better than her before, her body was beautiful before.

    • StickyFingerFreddy

      Um…no it wasn’t. You obviously have shitty standards. That is one of the major things wrong with Americans.

  31. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    Damn. She looked better before the boob job. Most women do!

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    ET Phone Home
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it. Do people only photograph her to create buzz?? Because the feedback should be expected to be all negative. I don’t get it.

  33. LOL

    I thought plastic surgery was meant to make you more attractive, or at least less ugly.

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    Heard about all the “free stuff” from the Japanese tsunami.

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    ....
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    trailer park queen!

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    jr
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    i wanna cum in her

  37. Carolyn

    Butt ugly.

  38. anonym

    rather than spending money on implants, she should spend money on a good diet.

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    Mitch
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    I wouldn’t fuck that with Ashton Kucher’s dick.

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    Grand Poobah
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    gotta say it, nobody else has.. WHALE ON THE BEACH

  41. Nice boob job. Now you’re hot.

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    Kannon
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    I’d hit it…With a fucking baseball bat.

  43. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom
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    Not pictured: a Japanese samurai screaming “FOOK YUU, WHARE!!”

  44. Pepper's Pot

    shes just fucking repulsive… i have nothing else to say *shudder*

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    Joss Whedon
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    I come from Broco-Planet in peace.

  46. Whatever

    That’s after? Was she flat as a board before? A girl that size would hopefully already have decently sized boobs too.

  47. You guys really disgust me. Jesus, She’s a little chunky…and if she were skinny you’d be saying she’s too thin. God forbid we have a little extra fat on us

  48. Cavallari's Taint

    Potbelly…get it? cause she blazes a lot

  49. oermens

    you’re not supposed to get implants in your stomach

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    CIDM
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    why why why did she get a great big huge fly tattooed on her back ???

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