Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real American woman’s body right down to the hooch tattoo, belly button ring and a handy key to let you know her wrist is always open for roadside tugs. It’s like staring into the face of pure beauty, having it ask if you mind watching her kid while she runs to the store “real quick” and then learning real quick is junkie talk for five weeks. Haha, you idiot.