Teen Mom Jenelle’s Husband Is Already Cheating On Her Or Vice Versa

January 22nd, 2013 // 22 Comments
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Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers got married in December after a month of dating, announced she’s already pregnant at only six weeks and then immediately started tweeting baby bump photos as well as paternity tests from his kid with his ex, so almost all the pieces for a healthy, well thought-out relationship are in place here. Except this seemingly perfect wonderland turned to Mountain Dew shits yesterday when Jenelle started tweeting that Courtland is cheating on her which in turn prompted him to accuse her of cheating on him with Gary Head, her ex-fiance that used to beat her blah blah Jerry Springer blah blah. Which is why today, in honor of the 40th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, I’d like to propose legalizing involuntary drive-by abortions performed by third parties with little to no medical training. I already rented one of those stair cars, so you might as well say yes.

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  1. JC

    They might as well imprison her first kid now. He will shoot up a school.

  2. Jeremy

    “I already rented one of those stair cars, so you might as well say yes.”

    Watch out for hop-ons. You’re gonna get some hop-ons.

  3. Arlene

    Drive by abortions? I’ll go one better! How about mandatory sterilization? We’ll start with teen Moms, welfare recipients, and everyone in MISSISSIPPI!

  4. With parents this good, how can this kid NOT have a bright, drug-free, criminal record-free, future ahead of him? I think there is a damn good chance this kid may well end up being the engineer that puts us on Mars or the scientist who cures cancer.

  5. Cher X

    Is it just me or do they both look haggard for being so young?

    • Arlene

      People like that always age fast. Two pack-a-day habit by the time they turn thirteen, not to mention the keggers and drugs. They are probably plowing thru all of the “Teen Mom” money, spending it on Tom Hardy and Crystal Meth. When the shows over, it’ll be back to welfare. He will have moved on to another skank by then, only this one will be more busted and weathered. Living a life like that can take a toll on your looks.

      • cc

        Funny, I occasionally go back to my home town, I see these types…by the time they are in their 40s they’ve added two decades to their appearance.

  6. “There’s nothing worse than white trash with money.” – Rosanne Barr.

  7. Ah, the glorious and sacred institute of holy matrimony.

  8. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
    sminkypinky
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    You can see by how much weight she has lost that she is on the hillbilly slimming pill ..METH!!!

  9. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
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    Keep smiling douchebags. You want reproduce? We’ll just unleash a driving Lohan on you.

  10. “Courtland” sounds like a trailer park mommy’s idea of a “classy” name.

    “I named him after that fancy mall on Route 39. I was gonna name him ‘Courtland Center’ but I thought ‘Courtland Aiden’ sounded classier.”

  11. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
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    So K-fed knocked this kid up?

    Classic.

  12. mark

    may they both meet a torturus death very, very soon. for the good of all of humanity.

  13. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
    disillusionisreal
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    She’s getting methface….

  14. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
    bernard
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    a couple more bruises and a few less teeth and she’ll look like a carney….

  15. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Baby Bump Courtland Rogers
    luckylue
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    Jenelle, Your going to force your mom to buy a bigger house….

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