Teen Mom Jenelle’s Husband Is Already Cheating On Her Or Vice Versa

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers got married in December after a month of dating, announced she’s already pregnant at only six weeks and then immediately started tweeting baby bump photos as well as paternity tests from his kid with his ex, so almost all the pieces for a healthy, well thought-out relationship are in place here. Except this seemingly perfect wonderland turned to Mountain Dew shits yesterday when Jenelle started tweeting that Courtland is cheating on her which in turn prompted him to accuse her of cheating on him with Gary Head, her ex-fiance that used to beat her blah blah Jerry Springer blah blah. Which is why today, in honor of the 40th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, I’d like to propose legalizing involuntary drive-by abortions performed by third parties with little to no medical training. I already rented one of those stair cars, so you might as well say yes.

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