Because why wouldn’t you treat a teenage girl who carelessly got pregnant like a glamorous celebrity? (Or pay one seven times what you actually spent on teen pregnancy prevention to promote abstinence.) Here’s Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans following in the footsteps of Farrah Abraham by posing for entirely staged bikini photos. And you’re not crazy, this is the same Teen Mom that just last week was arrested for a trailer park throwdown and then sold the video of it. So she’s easy and business savvy which makes Rosie right: These girls are positive role models. How do I get them to speak at school assemblies? I pay taxes.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Wait….where’s the tits?! WTF is she breast feeding with…..oh I know, crack
correction:
shame….thats what she’s feeding the baby…yup, shaaaaaaame and a future in porn
Better that than continued well fair.
That doesn’t look like the ideal porn actress. Needs all the saline and collagen in the world to get her started.
i will buy her “fake” titties, just so I can “blast ” off a load + give this gal what she really want’s (ANOTHER KID)
She looks like the twilight girl.
lmfao
Gross.
Thanks for the Farrah link, I somehow forgot about that ridiculously nice body.
Yeah I like fake tits, what up?
Yeah, that bitch is looking good in that bikini on the beach. I would love to bang that little ass of hers.
really? just by the look of her face, i know her a-wagon would be unusually pungent. and she looks like she spends too much time ripping oxy’s. gross though, mr. piss. your wang would stink for a month after plunging that dirt distributor. best to just give her the kardashian facial and spay some excellence in her eye. i’m here to help sir.
whoops, i guess i should have noticed that you weren’t referring to jenelle. fuck what i said about being here to help.
I would say that because she’s a mom she should have tits, but she doesn’t parent and is hardly a mother.
It’s like pressing playdough to a newspaper and stretching it.
that ink ruined what might have been a gorgeous body. worth shit now
I think in this case the ink only tells us what we already know, and I am sure I have seen bad ink on Big Breasted girls so I do not think there is a correlation; ergo the tat didn’t cause the lack of breast.
I’d say the ruined vagina did the job before the tattoo.
Think the network would pay me to put another baby in her, because I could really use the money.
Fuck you asshole. You are probably an old, overweight bitch. Fuck off and get a real job.
stop defending your daughter and/or granddaughter here on this site, and just make sure she keeps crankin’ out those White Trash kids for $$$. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.
Stretch marks, porn star tattoo, ear grommet, dangly belly button piercing…is there anything she could do for a more complete picture of white trash? Oh right…teen mom.
You’re right, the picture contains all the required elements, including the busted face which you didn’t mention but I’m sure you thought of. If you could X-Ray the jeans, you’d probably see the food stamp card.
yep she has defiantely made sure the world know she’s white trash!
she’s got that Wal-Mart photo-booth smile down pat. now she just needs to contract AIDS and pass it to every executive of eMpTyV. then the world will be right again.
After pregnancy this kid looks better than mariah carey before pregnancy so she has that going for her.
Shit…you need to see an opthamologist…ah fuck it go to a lobotomist
Really?
http://www.thesuperficial.com/mariah-carey-naked-pregnant-04-2011/0406-mariah-carey-naked-pregnant-03
looks like she had a cescarian. at that age? likey she has herpes.
i know how to fuel them rumors! yowdy.
She makes my outtie an innie. Oh, and WHORE: Ladysmith Black Mambazo called, they want you to return the earrings they presented you when they found you in the sewer as a newborn
Awww, that’s cute, it’s the pre-boob-job photo. Where’s the after? Or hasn’t this one had time for that yet?
Looks like she should’ve put the money into some boobs instead of tattoos.
Hot!
*puts on glasses*
Oh…
She looks like a trashy version of Alicia Silverstone, yea? Circa Clueless era.
Nice pot leaf belly piercing… setting a great example for teens. This is role-model material here.
Three words: Get ….some…..tits…..
Three words: Die in a …
OK, 4 words.
If you stare into her eyes for a few seconds her face begins to look like a black hole.
Also, this is going to fight with the Miley Blow Up Doll perverts for top billing.
eh.
I’ve seen much, much worse.
We all have. It doesn’t make this “good”.
straight outta compton…crazy motherfucker named jenelle! used toilet paper is more dignified than this stank, ghetto rat.
If she stuck to giving head she wouldn’t have gotten knocked up.
A forty and half a joint will get her right back out of it.
only a matter of time before she gets breast implants
yeah cuz she needs them
Holy shit. That FACE. Don’t mess with meth.
I’m surprised there are no cars driving on the beach.
Good one
stoopid teen girls will always get more media exposure than any old geezer who graduated from harvard or yale.
I’m kinda torn on this one. She has a pretty fit body, and girls w/small tits tend to be really wild in the sheets. But then you have all those tattoos, and her trunk is a bit thick. I don’t know, how’s her personallity?
Fuck, who am I kidding, as long as its clean I’d nail it.
Wild “in” the sheets? It’s probably because they’re gasping for air.
she got a look in her eyes that says i will fuck your brains out and i bet she would
And then 9 months later you’d be on tv going ‘WHOSE fucking kid?’
Those earring looks gross, but hey it matches the rest of her.
Look how contemplative I am in front of paparazzi. Hey! Maybe I should get another tattoo! That will show everyone how deep I am. It’s going to be on my back reading: “Don’t pull out, I need more money”
Put her in the most deluxe chocolate pie and she’ll still be an atrocious little asshole.
“Come and get it y’all.”
Jenelle is so white trash, that she’s kind of hot.
I’d bang her.
Second that motion.
I have the exact same belly ring. The difference is I don’t wear it if my belly will be exposed. I’m classy like that.
I hate it when people feel the need to show the world just how much they love pot. Don’t get me wrong I love weed. But you’ll never see me wearing a fucken shirt with a leaf and the words “Legalize it” on the front.
Agreed. Most people are happy to ignore us as long as we don’t act like fucking morons. When I see people putting bongs in their infants’ hands and then posting this shit on the internet, I fucking go crazy. It totally feeds into the prohibitionist propaganda.
i’m with Brian – i can’t wait for her to end up doing porn to pay the bills.
stretched ears AND acrylic french nails? her style cant decide it just has to follow EVERY trend.
It doesn’t even look warm out.
I was going to say something snarky, but then I did some research and found out this piece of trash is 19 (I didn’t know, I don’t watch the show). Now I just want to shit on her. Literally. At 19 my mother had a young baby (me) and was in college. Of course, she had married my father BEFORE GETTING PREGNANT. BECAUSE SHE MAY HAVE BEEN POOR AND WHITE, BUT SHE WASN’T GODDAMN TRASH!
It’s those damn earlobes. Brings out the hate in me.
she needs to get knocked up again to get her boobs back.
These pictures do not work, firstly, she needs a spray tan, make up, and a helmet head hair style. And, secondly, to really pull at America’s heart strings, she needs to be seen putting 70spf sunscreen on her kid who should be under an umbrella with a hat on, and playing with a dorky pan and shovel throwing sand at her.
I kind of feel bad for her, I mean look at HER mum. She didn’t have a chance.
wow. that is one of the ugliest things i have ever seen on this site,,, and i frequent often….
She looks like a 12 year old
you wonder why her nickname is “Ugly Kid Joe”?
very good , good photos .
She’s a milk carton…
jena malone + avril lavigne = NO
I lost count is this goddess #46 or #47 for Charlie Sheen?