Teen Mom Farrah’s Mom Doesn’t Believe This Innocent Child of God Would Make A Sex Tape

April 9th, 2013 // 68 Comments
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Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
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Now that everyone knows Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made a [literal pornographic movie with the intent of pretending it's a] sex tape, let’s find out what her mom thinks while she’s sitting in the Midwest basically raising Farrah’s kid. TMZ reports:

Debra tells us … her daughter’s not the type that would make a sex tape, BUT IF SHE DID it’s not her fault. She says, “My daughter has never expressed interest in things like that. She was not brought up that way.” Debra goes on about her little girl who gave birth at 16 … “We have religious beliefs.”

Yes, because those religious beliefs really stopped Farrah from conceiving a child out of wedlock and dishonoring thy mother and father repeatedly on cable television before almost plowing into a police car shitfaced drunk. I’m sure fucking on camera for money is when the Jesus magic really kicks in. Farrah’s probably already thinking about church right now and not at all about how she never has to get a real job again and can afford a babysitter that’s not her mom who keeps bitching at her about some stupid bullshit like spending time with her three-year-old or feeding her. It’s, like, can’t you just raise my daughter for free and shut up about it? Gawd.

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  1. I think it’s a point that the stricter the religious upbringing the more likely the girl is to do Porn. Matt Williams of the the internet Bdsm porn network Kink.com says this every time a girl comes in stating she had a strict religious upbringing.
    “The stricter the up-bringing the more likely she will be sitting in that chair talking to me”

  2. I thought Deluded was in Minnesota, not Iowa. Wait, that’s Duluth. Never mind.

  3. Jesus…eat a cheeseburger.

  4. elephantman

    I’d hit it!

  5. Farrah Abraham awkwardly extends her arms during her bikini photo shoot
    D. O'dare
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    “You want me to leave my dignity over there?”

  6. “… never expressed interest in things like that.” Yes, because we all tell our moms about our sexual escapades and interests, much as we eagerly listen to the tales of how we ourselves were conceived.

  7. Griefer

    Sometime innocent children of god get corrupted. Sorry about the daughter lady.

  8. The photo up there reminds me of amphibians and citrus fruit.

  9. Definitely cute and bangable. Just as long as stupidity isn’t an STD.

  10. Cock Dr

    Who knows if this was all meticulously planned (“I’ll land the MTV reality show gig, use the $ to obtain boobs, THEN I’ll launch the porn career”) or if someone is whispering into her little brain that with those implanted chest knobs she could make a million in the adult entertainment industry.
    I guess that soon she’ll be gyrating on the pole at Al’s Diamond Cabaret. Of course she’s banking it all for her’s daughter’s future education….right Farrah?

    • Probably more like, “Oh no, my TV show’s ended and no one’s come to me with any offers to continue my career as a celebrity!”

      “Well,” she concluded, grabbing her store-boughts, “there’s always porn.”

    • colt13

      Al’s had women like Amy Lynn Baxter. Farrah would have to go to the airport dive.

  11. So refreshing to be finally right. We always like to say on these blogs that it is only a matter of time until one of these whores ends up in porn and Farrah finally did it. I really thought Snooki or Jwoww would have been the first ones, but damn, she beat them to the punch.

  12. Brit

    ..because church-going folk never look at porn

  13. Farrah Abraham kneels in the sand in a black swimsuit
    Farrah
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    I…I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to do with my hands here…

  14. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
    Wild Hogs Can't Be Broken
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    FUGLY. And those tits are fucking gross

  15. If it weren’t for young girls being weened on the teat of Jesus, we’d have to make do with jerking it while surfing photos of stocking clad ankles peeking from under a modest skirt.

  16. SssssHhhhh

    Beastiality should be outlawed!!! ( A horse is a horse of course of course) Neiigghh!!!

  17. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
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    Tits like softballs.

    I mean, like softballs. Hard, lifeless, stitches all over.

  18. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Skeeter
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    I hope the video shows her taking it in the ass.

  19. Farrah Abraham holds her arms above her head as she lays against a rock in a nude swimsuit
    Dr.J
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    That is a goddamnawful box. It’s rude and it’s wrong, but I’m saying it. You want that coming at you? I don’t think so.

  20. Farrah plays in the water on the beach in the photo shoot
    1smartturtle
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    Ummm…..is that a labia flopping out of her bikini?

  21. Religious chicks are the freakiest. It’s because they live on the extreme end of one spectrum (they believe their lifestyle to be pure good). So when they break free from that ideology, they swing over to the other extreme, in this case porn.

  22. right

    The best part of this story: she was trying to make it look like it was a sex tape with her bf, that was leaked. Problem is, the guy is one of the (current) most well known porn actors. A well thought out plan. It was obvious from the start.

  23. right

    btw- vivid entertainment was in on this bullshit story, (with her) from the beginning.

  24. nemo

    that is one nasty boob job.

  25. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
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    Oh dear God :(

  26. Ivan Drago

    Where is your Messiah now?

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Not sure if that’s him at the other end of the bar. Poor guy’s crying his eyes out. Wait, that’s her dad.

  27. Farrah Abraham holds her arms above her head as she lays against a rock in a nude swimsuit
    who cares
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    I think she looks awful……just my opinion

  28. Farrah plays in the water on the beach in the photo shoot
    MEAT
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    Twat do I see?

  29. Farrah Abraham holds her arms above her head as she lays against a rock in a nude swimsuit
    Meat
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    Herpes dead ahead.

  30. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Ford McDinglepoop
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    Hell, I’d pay to put it in her backdoor.

  31. Farrah Abraham kneels in the sand in a black swimsuit
    Al Bundy
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    Peggy ?

  32. Farrah Abraham laying down in a blue swimsuit on a blue towel on the beach
    Big Balls
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    Be fuckin’ honest… would you jump KK, Paris, or Teen Mom?

  33. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Big Balls
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    She’s seen the plastic surgeon for face work and fun bags, but I pray she won’t alter her ass! That’s a tasty ass I’d bone in a heartbeat!!!

  34. Farrah Abraham holds her arms above her head as she lays against a rock in a nude swimsuit
    Big Balls
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    The rest of you can lavish KIM KARDASHIAN, but I’d jump this little TEEN MOM any time!

  35. A back photo of Farrah in a turquoise bikini
    Big Balls
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    Being patriotic, I’d die for my country by suffication between her luscious ass cheeks!

  36. Farrah Abraham laughs in a black swimsuit with a gold head dress
    Big Balls
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    She’s disgracing herself to look like CHER.

  37. Farrah Abraham lays against large rocks in a nude bedazzled one piece swimsuit
    Big Balls
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    Her fun bags are atrocious, but with such a sexy body, I’d star in her SEX TAPE!!! For everyone’s information, I’ve been spanking my monkey for the last hour, over her!

  38. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    dairyair
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    Her sphincter could use a good tongue-jabbing.

  39. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
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    What’s a bit sad is that SO many of these camera-friendly people are actually cartoon characters in their private life. Not all of ‘em, not even most of ‘em, but lots of ‘em. Like some kind of alien clone.

  40. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
    worstmomever
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    i wonder if vivid booked her daughter’s future sex tape in the contract too

  41. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Hail The Mighty Lucifer
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    Blown out asshole. In the vid. Looks like a busted volcano.

  42. Farrah Abraham kneels in the sand in a black swimsuit
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    Square vagina. Why??

  43. Farrah Abraham holds up her arms against a clear blue skyline during her beach photo shoot
    richie
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    …and push that self-respect and dignity waaaay over there – you won’t be needing it where you’re headed.

  44. Farrah Abraham looking off during her photo shoot on the beach
    Commented on this photo:

    Not to put too fine a point on it, but “Poolside Collection” implies a pool, not a “Slimy Rock Perhaps She Will Slip Collection.”

  45. Farrah Abraham appears shocked while wearing a black swimsuit in the waves
    Nette
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    She sure is one unattractive looking hoe !!

  46. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    no thanks

  47. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    ok

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