Teen Mom Farrah’s Mom Doesn’t Believe This Innocent Child of God Would Make A Sex Tape

Now that everyone knows Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made a [literal pornographic movie with the intent of pretending it’s a] sex tape, let’s find out what her mom thinks while she’s sitting in the Midwest basically raising Farrah’s kid. TMZ reports:

Debra tells us … her daughter’s not the type that would make a sex tape, BUT IF SHE DID it’s not her fault. She says, “My daughter has never expressed interest in things like that. She was not brought up that way.” Debra goes on about her little girl who gave birth at 16 … “We have religious beliefs.”

Yes, because those religious beliefs really stopped Farrah from conceiving a child out of wedlock and dishonoring thy mother and father repeatedly on cable television before almost plowing into a police car shitfaced drunk. I’m sure fucking on camera for money is when the Jesus magic really kicks in. Farrah’s probably already thinking about church right now and not at all about how she never has to get a real job again and can afford a babysitter that’s not her mom who keeps bitching at her about some stupid bullshit like spending time with her three-year-old or feeding her. It’s, like, can’t you just raise my daughter for free and shut up about it? Gawd.

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