Teen Mom Farrah Waxed Her 3-Year-Old’s Unibrow
YOU: Don’t you have any other pictures of her?
Immediately after getting paid for her first season of Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham blew the money on implants instead of things like a college education for her and/or daughter, or I dunno, a permanent roof over their heads. So you’ll probably be surprised to learn that she thinks waxing a three-year-old’s unibrow is an adorable idea that should be shared with others instead of shamefully hidden from the light of day until you’re a segment on 20/20. TooFab reports:
“So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow,” she writes of daughter Sophia on her Sulia blog.
“I felt bad for her so I told sophia of the little issue on her brow, and I showed her how I waxed mine off, so I tryed [sic] to wax her,” Farrah continues.
But it didn’t go as planned.
“the second a dab hit the Uni, she touch it with the towel she had in her hand. UHHH so now, wax was in the towel, and I yanked it back ASAP, but fuzz was not stuck to the wax stuck to her Uni,” Abrams writes. “OMG moment, So now sophia was freaking out, so I had to act like it was a cool science project to get the wax off.”
Fortunately, Farrah remembered reading Kris Jenner’s Guide To Whoring Your Offspring: A Mother’s Journey and figured out a solution: Tweeze the little bitch in her sleep:
“I got my tweezers and Pluck-pluck-pluck,” says Abrahms. “The next morning I showed her and told her how well she did and she didn’t even know, She was more intrigued now to be ok with upkeeping her non-unibrow. I could tell she was proud.”
And Farrah’s proud too — finishing her tale by saying “Ah I feel like a good mom:)”
Shortly after posting her anecdoate for thousands to see, you can just imagine the responses she got from other moms, except most of them were about stupid shit like self-esteem and natural beauty instead of, say, CALLING THE POLICE BECAUSE A CRAZY WOMAN POURED HOT WAX ON A FUCKING TODDLER. This is why you’re terrible drivers.
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