Teen Mom Farrah Was Already Paid For Her Sex Tape That’s Really A Porno

April 12th, 2013 // 55 Comments
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Earlier in the week, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham finally admitted that her “leaked sex tape” was really a porno she shot with James Deen, but then tried to say it was for her private collection and she’d only release it for $2 million. So naturally none of that turned out to be true because she signed a model release from the very beginning, participated in the marketing and, oh yeah, already got paid, according to James who apparently is disgusted with these leaked sex tape stunts and, keep in mind, this is a man who spends 90% of his day with his nose in bleached anuses. Via Wetpaint:

For days before this whole thing, I said this is exactly what’s going to happen. There was this whole scheme — you guys can go out on a date and we’ll take pictures and pretend you’re dating — and I said absolutely not. I have no desire to participate in any kind of that publicity. And I told them, someone is gonna see this and be like, “Oh, that’s James Deen,” and someone’s gonna call me and say, “Hey man, what’s up with this chick,” and I’m gonna say, “We shot a porno and that’s the end of it.” I’m not going to say I’m dating someone I’m not dating, like when I was hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. I was like, no, we’re just making a movie together! It’s not a porno, it’s a movie called The Canyons.
So the reason there’s not this big hoopla from the people involved is because, this was kind of inevitable. She’s got quasi celebrity and I’ve got quasi celebrity, and when both of our quasi celebrities are at the same place at the same time, someone’s gonna take a picture of us and send it to TMZ. There was this whole strategy and it blew up in their faces.
People are saying this whole thing was Farrah’s idea…
I don’t think this whole thing was her idea. I think she was solicited to do a movie and said OK and then did a movie. I don’t think she sat at home and was like, “I think I know what I’m gonna do!” I don’t think she was planning on it. I think she was booked for a scene. She signed a model release and she got paid. I don’t think she was aspiring to create this sex tape. I think it was something that was presented to her. But I really have no idea what happened on her end.

Even better, Farrah’s already said she wished she banged her dead boyfriend instead of James yet he still gives her the benefit of the doubt that someone approached her and went, “Hey, want to be the next Kim Kardashian?” So basically a guy who chokes women in pornographic movies has more decorum than a spoiled reality star who immediately blew her money on fake tits instead of a college fund or even diapers. Something someone should probably point out to her devout Christian father who’s now calling James “abusive” for revealing his daughter’s scam. Via Radar Online:

“I think there is no disregard for the individual, Farrah, or her family. I do not know the individual personally, but based on information I do know, he is exhibiting very abusive behavior.
“If somebody wants to do something in private, in that it is not to be made public, it should be respected. Let’s be adults about this.”

“Look, if someone wants to fuck my daughter out of wedlock in a sex tape deceptively made for the sole purpose of greed and vanity, at least have the decency to bear false witness about it. That’s what Jesus would do.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. What’s that I’m feeling? Ah yes, sweet schadenfreude. It warms my cold, dark, frozen heart.

  2. elephantman

    Yep, I’d still hit it!

  3. Deacon Jones

    ..women…..gotta love em

  4. JC

    “If somebody wants to do something in private, in that it is not to be made public, it should be respected. Let’s be adults about this.”

    So if she got paid to have sex in private, doesn’t that mean she should be arrested for prostitution and/or stoned to death per the Bible, Papa Farrah?

  5. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “God? It’s me, Farrah. Please forgive my mom for not being a better mother to my daughter, even though she’s being, like, a totally selfish asshole about the whole thing.”

  6. “So basically a guy who chokes women in pornographic movies has more decorum than a spoiled reality star who immediately blew her money on fake tits instead of a college fund or even diapers.”

    *drinks toast to Fish, weeps for the Republic*

  7. Joe Blow

    “But I really have no idea what happened on her end.”
    ***************************

    I bet what happened on her end was a load of James Deen’s man paste was deposited.

  8. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Swarovski Crystals”

  9. Is this guy the most rational person in the porn industry?

    • I think the dudes are 1000X more well adjusted than the girls.

    • James Deen doesn’t put up with bullshit. He’s known to be a very direct person. He usually plays the asshole on camera but he’s known behind the scenes as one of the nicest people in the industry. Quite the dichotomy, right?

    • Nudgie

      You got that right. I worked in porn as a cameraman and editor back in the late 90′s and most porn actors/actresses were really just “working” – not all the glitz you see. That is the industry trying to entice people into thinking it’s a glamorous life. Besides decent money for the crew, the industry sucks :)

  10. I’m pretty sure I read someone say this two days ago.

    Oh wait, that was me.

    Mcfeely Smackup, unfooled by whores since…shit, how long have i been doing this?

    • McFeely, two days ago:
      “Does she think we don’t know how porn is produced? She was handed a check before the jizz on her chin was dry. She’s not ‘releasing’ anything, because she doesn’t own it. She was paid to perform in a porn movie, and is now a professional porn actress. that’s how it works.”

      *drinks toast to McFeely, weeps for the Republic*

  11. Griefer

    Implant money will not get you very far in college tuition.

  12. Cock Dr

    More proof that life is a dirty business.
    Perhaps I should check out Mr Deen’s work. He talks as if he has a few grains of common sense and perhaps even a trace of that elusive quality called integrity, but I guess that probably isn’t featured in his…um…features.

  13. John on the Spot

    BLAH BLAH BLAH When is it going to be on Bit Torrent?

  14. keijo

    yea I’m still gonna watch it and fap

  15. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she has a really ugly vagina.

  16. I’d still put in earplugs and play Wreck-it Ralph with her vagina.

  17. People are saying this whole thing was Farrah’s idea… I don’t think this whole thing was her idea. I think she was solicited to do a movie and said OK and then did a movie. I don’t think she sat at home and was like, “I think I know what I’m gonna do!”

    Translation: “Farrah’s not smart enough to have come up with this on her own. I mean, you know she’s dumb as a brick, right?”

  18. What a fucking dingbat!

  19. chicka

    the “pathetic” bar just keeps dropping…..

  20. I love James Deen, he has totally fucked her shit up, both literally and figuratively. lol

  21. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Busted. Just like her face.

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    John Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    What an ugly and silly attention whore. Come here bitch and bend over.

  23. Homie

    ” I have no desire to participate in any kind of that publicity.”
    (said the guy who rapefucks women on camera for money)

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    KingDoosher
    Commented on this photo:

    She had an early break headlining Jabba’s throne room.

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    Sefjo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come at me, bro!”

  26. Burt

    And TMZ is still pushing the story that she’s in negotiations with Vivid and will sue them if she isn’t paid at least 2 million dollars.

    Lots of stories promoting Vivid on TMZ, don’t you think?

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    hendrik
    Commented on this photo:

    sexy,very sexy

  28. It’s sad that she thinks watching her is worth paying for.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Get a job, Farrah.

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this hot ?

  31. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, Pink looks more passable than her.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    So he’s got a small dick…? Well, before your plastic surgery, you were flat chested, chinless, big nosed and crook teethed. There is no surgery for small dicks. One could expect you to have a heart… Right?

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to add that with the thousands of $$$ you spent on surgery, trying to look good, one might wonder why you never got rid of the atrocious huge mole on your neck. It’s fucking disgusting.

    • Huh?

      Operative word there being…. “Trying”

      Surgery or not she still has a head like a half chewed snickers.

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    smarterboy09
    Commented on this photo:

    No she’s not a good person, but what does that say about MTV that gets rich exploiting the shit out of her and people just like her. No MTV, no Farrah polluting our mind

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    drew
    Commented on this photo:

    Farrah Abraham is the most beautiful woman in the world……..

  36. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to admit, I’m kind of confused.

    Playboy had no problem running a non-nude spread of Kim Kardashian. In my book: getting bufu’ed by a porn star people have heard of > getting peed on by some “rapper” nobody’s heard of.

  37. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody likes “Sloppy seconds”, society needs to be protected from pics of her after she’s been on the receiving end of a “minivan”.

  38. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You do Playboy THEN you do the hardcore porn. I’m not surprised Farrah had things ass backwards.

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    pinkflamingogal
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs to get over herself and stop worry the drama and focus on her littler girl. im sure hustler magazine might accept her..

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    Adam Sandler
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s awesome is that James Deen’s cock got rejected from her asshole into her pussy and mouth a BUNCH of times. Delicious!

  41. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she is just a lost and lonely chic who obviously didn’t have a great childhood like the rest of us. She has feelings and my mom taught me if i don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. Sone people say nasty things about others for a few different reasons. one of them being they re insecure with themselves, or with their own life. Farah- Things will get better!! Just be yourself and don’t worry about what anyone else thinks. You have to LOVE yourself before you can ever LOVE ANYONE else. Your daughter needs you to love yourself. You will be happy when you look in the mirror after learning how to be you.

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