Teen Mom Farrah Wants $2 Million For The Porno She Pretended Was A Sex Tape

April 10th, 2013 // 63 Comments
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Seen here posing for another photo shoot because that always works out well for former MTV reality stars, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham now admits she made a porno with James Deen but refuses to release it for less than $2 million as if all of this wasn’t negotiated beforehand. TMZ reports:

Farrah Abraham is finally copping to shooting a full-on porn — with A-list porn star James Deen — but says even though it was intended for her personal scrapbook … she’s willing to sell it for $2 million.
The ex-”Teen Mom” star’s reason for shooting the XXX video is simply the best … telling TMZ she wanted to immortalize her smokin’ hot 21-year-old body — for her personal collection — so she could look back on it when she’s old.

In the meantime, she’s pissed at James Deen who’s literally spent the entire time since the news broke admitting it was all Farrah’s idea along with revealing every single step of the marketing plan:

Farrah says she wants nothing to do with Deen now (we suspect that’s mutual) and took a parting shot, telling us — “If my ex-boyfriend Derek were alive, I would’ve rather it had been him with me.”
Farrah’s baby daddy Derek Underwood died in a car accident in 2008.

“Hello, Farrah? Steve Hirsch. Quick question, were you serious about that ex-boyfriend business?”
“Um, I guess?”
“Let’s just say we, uh, did some digging and always looking to expand into new mark- hold on. … That’s why I said staple the head back on. STAPLE IT. Jesus. … Sorry about that. What was I saying?”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    Is her face going to be in the video? Because I’m sure we’ve all seen quite enough of it naked. Maybe cover it up with a “World’s Best Mom” pillowcase.

  2. She’s pathetic. Go home and take care of your kid…try to be a positive role model FFS.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “That’s right, I made a porno for my own personal collection. It’s not in any way an opportunity to watch James Deen rail me over and over again with his giant penis. Anyway, like I said, it’s private, meaning for my eyes only. But I will sell it to anyone who pays millions of dollars for it. Did I mention it’s not a porno? Because it’s not a porno.”

  4. Theoretical-slash-philosophical question: If she’s asking for two million for this video, which has only one guy who I’ll assume plows her in the ass, does the price go up or down for when she invariably does double-anal in the next video?

    *winks at TomFrank and makes finger-pistols*

    Nailed it.

  5. Maybe if she’d said it was for her child’s future and education etc then I’d have a bit of respect for her, but nah, she’s just another whore!

  6. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Basket
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one who thinks this picture looks like she’s trying to hide her dick by sticking it up in her suit?

    • JMC

      She really does look transgender with all the facial surgery and the appaling boob job. Look up Carmen Carrera, looks three times the woman.

  7. Too Tall Holmes

    I’d like a porn for my personal collection with Eva Angelina. Let’s see if we can make that happen.

  8. Snooki'sTaint

    I want that movie for my personal collection of porn, too. In the meantime, thanks for the pix. Fap x 3

  9. Does she think we don’t know how porn is produced?

    She was handed a check before the jizz on her chin was dry. She’s not “releasing” anything, because she doesn’t own it. She was paid to perform in a porn movie, and is now a professional porn actress. that’s how it works.

    Are we clear? Ok, the set goes hot at 10:00am tomorrow, be on time, and probably going to want to wear a buttplug to bed tonight.

  10. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    Have y’all seen my career anywhere…

  11. MD2020

    Time for Carnac the Magnificant!

    *holds envelope up to head*

    Target, Othello, and Farrah Abraham.

    *opens envelope*

    Name a store, a Moor, and a whore.

  12. JC

    I find it fascinating that she or anybody else thought they could pass this off as a candid, leaked sextape. “Oh look, a sextape made by a Teen Mom famewhore and one of the best-known male porn stars. Isn’t it crazy how someone got ahold of it and leaked it? Those poor people must feel so violated. Next thing you know, you’ll be able to find private videos of Stoya having sex on the internet. What a crazy, mixed-up world.”

  13. This chick is just sad by every definition of the word.

  14. Jade

    She can’t even lie good. Why would a porn star make a sex tape with an MTV has-been for a “personal scrapbook?” Just own up to it.

  15. Cock Dr

    So dumb to make a faux “sex tape” with the most well known male name currently in the porn biz….and then not pay him enough to maintain the lie about “dating” her.

  16. Deacon Jones

    This girl has the body of an Asian tranny…

    Im waiting for a 4” hard dick to pop out followed by
    “You what to suk?”

  17. I’d believe this story if she was being offered drachmas or confederate bills, maybe even pesos, but real American dollars?!

  18. Jon

    We all know nobody is going to pay that, and then she is going to get “hacked”‘ and this is going to end up where we started…her pretending she doesn’t want her sex tape to get out when she clearly just wants to see her name in the news.

  19. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Nasty Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    Her fake tits look like they are made of clay.

  20. JennywithaY

    Bringing up your dead boyfriend (who died because he and his friends thought that drinking and driving would make a fun night out) for pity? Classy.

  21. “Farrah: here is your payment just like we agreed last week for that video: 4 Whole Bit-coins. Yeah, you need to cut and paste that long gobbledygook into your Wallet “app”. …um you should do this quickly hon, I mean really like really RIGHT NOW!!!”

  22. DOOH!!!
    Sorry, too late…

  23. Pete

    Without those fake tits, she’d be just another ugly chick.

  24. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s gonna cost way more that $2M to fix that face.

  25. I like the face and the boobs. It is the skinny teen sized legs I don’t like.

  26. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Weirdo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d fuck her in the stinky part!

  27. RayJ

    You can’t really damn the girl for trying. It’s not like this stuff hasn’t worked in the past.

    Farrah, honey, let me give you a little guidance: make sure the video containes at least one scene with you doing anal, and sucking your own shit-bits off the guy’s dick afterwards really helps. Also, golden shower scenes can work wonders for your ‘career’ if done right. If you play your cards right you might even get Seacrest to get you a reallity show on E! television.

  28. What if they threw a porno and nobody came?

  29. lilly

    People leave her alone just cause she has a better body than u doesn’t mean we need to hate on her. Shut the F up. stop being prude and let a girl live her life without judgment. You guys are F***ing pothetic

  30. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Or a child, I think I have a child somewhere that I milked for 15-seconds of cheap-ass fame…

  31. I like how James Deen doesn’t give a fuck and just sold her out. Dude is awesome, and I’m looking forward to this tape.

  32. get serious

    Geezus… just how freaking stupid is this whore? She got caught trying to pull a dim whoretrashian, and she still tries to BS people? What a brainless dumbass…

  33. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    CyBerImPlAnT
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugly as hell.

  34. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Big Balls
    Commented on this photo:

    That little peek of her willing ass… I’m squeezing my anaconda, right now!

  35. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Big Balls
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still squeezing my anaconda… wanna stuff my face in that ass!

  36. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Big Balls
    Commented on this photo:

    TRuly wish I’d see a load of my cum drippin’ out of that snatch!

  37. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    ISeeDaylight
    Commented on this photo:

    All the haters are jealous or gay.

  38. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a body like two olives on a toothpick.

  39. freya

    Not only are her implants in need of their workout she is starting to implement their financial usefulness

  40. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    ISeeNightLight
    Commented on this photo:

    All the haters in this case are 100% correct. Clay tits…check… If she really wanted to film a porno for herself….which makes no sense…why not just film her with a BF and keep it safe like tons of people? Oh because no one wants her crazy ass. She’s admitting she had to pay for sex with James Deen basically.

  41. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Wheres my hat ?
    Commented on this photo:

    Bonus points for invoking the dead baby daddy there, almost won some sympathy…

  42. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    mrfknhappy
    Commented on this photo:

    Her grill is totally jacked. Looks like a fkn dude in a bikini

  43. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the point of being a “Teen Mom: if you look like a rough 27 year-old?

  44. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    pleasantries
    Commented on this photo:

    shes a slut….glad i saw her naked sucking and fucking

  45. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Plastic boobies look awful..is it even comfortable to have two footballs under the skin on your chest?

    Nothing says “natural” like boob skin pulled to its limit to the point where its glossy and two hard looking lumps that have about as much mobility and softness as a pair of knees.

  46. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn… I can’t see my career ANYWHERE..”

  47. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    smitty
    Commented on this photo:

    10 minutes and counting, 5 minutes to go

  48. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Charlie Sheen wants her to be a goddess? And what is she gonna do with her daughter whilst she and Sheen ass-fuck? Leave her with Denise Richards?

  49. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    A Gawker
    Commented on this photo:

    Them boobs are really fake. What a surprise

  50. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    MURTADHA MUSTAFA, MUSCAT, OMAN.
    Commented on this photo:

    call me I need to talk to you.

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