‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants

January 7th, 2011 // 423 Comments

Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on fire. Any time I caught a glimpse of the show, Farrah was bitching at her mom for having the gall to give her a place to live which I could literally stand for 10 seconds before retreating to the kitchen and giving myself a vasectomy with a spoon so I never have a daughter. And now she’s got a pair of fakers which shouldn’t make her even more of an over-entitled brat. No, you only see those things on scientists or charity workers or doctors without borders. Real humanitarians.

Photos: Splash News

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    Lux Joseph
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    Pretty body. Gross face.

    There’s the truth. Take it or leave it.

    But more importantly…irrelevant.

    They only want you when you’re 16…when you’re [insert any number higher than 16], you’re no fun! lol

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    Sprmcandy
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    Killer fucking body.

  3. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    Rob
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    Jealous much???? Janine

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    Dude
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    Hey Lady call the Police , Somebody stole your butt

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    Dude
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    Why Do Implants run away from each other

  6. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    Mark
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    Those implants a thoroughly disgusting! Face isn’t much better!

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    Brit Tit Lover
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    Wow what a hot goddess

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    christine
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    SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT U r rude to ur family!!!! u will meet ur maker n the end!!!!!! U make a Mom look bad!!! U take advantage of ur parents cuz they bow down to u cuz they want to keep there grand baby close!!! U give noooo respect oh did I say that already!!!! yes but u cold care less u r a spoiled cunt!!!! Yep Cunt u r the perfect face for the WORD!!!!! U make MOMS look BaD!!! When u die u will have so many regrets!!!! Sorry about ur regret’s NOT!!!! Grow the FUCK UP!!!!!!! RESPECT UR PARENTS!!!! U r a easy lay true look n the mirror!!!! Peace out good luck facing Jesus R Lord!!!!\

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    casual observer
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    should have had the nose done instead, or at least got whoever paid for the tits to spring for the beak.

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    Huluu
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    I’m just mad her post baby stomach looks better and tighter than mine and I am 25 with NO kids. Ugh!

  11. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    Mark
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    im gonna blow a load, god she’s hot

  12. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    Jamie
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    I don’t want to get into whether she is a good mother or not. She was rocky at the beginning, for sure, but she has improved.

    No, my question is this: has she no idea what size she wears?

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    Shelby
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    I’ve never watched the show ’16 & pregnant’ or ‘Teen Mom’, and I don’t plan on watching either of the shows, so I don’t really know much about this girl, but I think she has a pretty face, and a nice body. I’m not really a big fan of her new implants though.

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    why the fuck are u judging?? geez people, now we all can see that you have no fucking life!!! if yu wanna make bad comments then do it some where else.. and leave Blair alone… shes a mother so what.. shes young so what,, i would love to see what yu would say when yu have children and then they fall pregnant at a young age… hmmmm i know what i would say too yu,, LOL YOU STUPID BASTARD, YOU WANNA SAY BAD SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.. WELL PAYBACKS A BITCH..

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    Jack
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    I would love to fuck her. I would wreck that pussy with my big cock. She would be calling and texting me everyday wanting me to fuck her after I got done with that. Shes got the perfect body. I would fucking pound her pussy so hard in so many way. I would even like that starfish

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    Vern
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    Thought she got her nose done, too? Are these the results? All in all, refund gap is pretty bad, lower half pretty solid, overall 4.19845 on the physical, -1000000000 on the personality/human being rating. Just a fowl, ignorant, annoying as hell get out, of a person. If I were rich, I’d pay MTV NOT to put her on the air. Oh, that poor, cute little baby. Doesn’t have a chance with that mom and granny. Ughhh..

  17. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    O really she is very hot in all bikini pic. and her body looking so very perfect. in this bikini.
    http://n4g.com/user/home/juanajamison

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    noodles
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    I would pound her ’til her ears bled

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    rabbit
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    she was cute, now not so much.

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    brando
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    keep workn tha hot bikini body Farrah fuck all the haterz they are all simply jealous of how amazing your body looks after having a child and are probably sick of hearing their men talk about how sexy you are……omg the things i would do to Farrah…mmmm filthy!!!

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    thats all
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    Hahaha, whats with all the worries about her nose? Last time I was stoking the fire, I wasn’t looking at the mantle piece.

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