‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants

January 7th, 2011 // 423 Comments

Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on fire. Any time I caught a glimpse of the show, Farrah was bitching at her mom for having the gall to give her a place to live which I could literally stand for 10 seconds before retreating to the kitchen and giving myself a vasectomy with a spoon so I never have a daughter. And now she’s got a pair of fakers which shouldn’t make her even more of an over-entitled brat. No, you only see those things on scientists or charity workers or doctors without borders. Real humanitarians.

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  1. SammyMI

    Farah – You should have got that turd stain removed from your neck before worrying about your boobs!

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    Jasmine
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    I think she looks good. If she feels good about her decision than so be it. There is nothing wrong with improving your imperfections.

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    Y
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    Lame to get implants.
    Even more lame that her mother is probably watching her daughter again.
    All she cares about is getting another guy.
    Honestly, CPS should take her daughter away, she never spends time with her. She’s not doing it for the attachment issues, if you even watched the show, she was never around then either. She doesn’t deserve to have a child.

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    Moz
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    Farrah Abraham… Wonder if she’s Jewish lol
    Which also leads me to wonder how she’s willing to drop all that money on implants OHHHHH JEWISH STEREOTYPES…

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    scott
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    thats one hot teen slut!

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    Teresa
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    She should have bought a new fricking attitude!! I think she is so very rude! How can you respect yourself if you dont respect others first!!

  7. ashley from Louisville

    U go girl! I had my daughter young too and it made me very unhappy with my boobs after I had her so if I had the chance to get a boob job I’d do it in a heart beat u go momma for u to look dat good after having a baby be proud

  8. casey

    they look completley natural and good they fit her body,leave her alone

  9. Rick

    I won’t be as vulgar as the last but really this mother and daughter combo is ridiculous! The daughter bitching at every turn about mommy but the mother with no back bone to stop it until she finally slaps the shut out of her! That should’ve happened when she was sophias age maybe a bit older cause you see Sophia is not a mouthy wrecking machine but seems very well behaved 2 yr old! Let’s hope Farrah stops the cycle of childish entitled behavior for her family name!

  10. Rick

    You decide google London Andrews and farrah Abraham which body is the better body! My opinion not crack thin London Andrews and that beautiful body and matching delightful personality on u tube!

  11. bobalex

    Her boobs are nice i wish her nimples where showing.

  12. Jack O'neill

    I be TROLLIN

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    Farrah's Nose
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    I’d throw my pickle down her hallway

  14. its EXACTLY what it is

    SHE AINT ALL THAT…SHES GOT A MOLE THE SIZEE OF TEXAS ON HER NECK…UGLY, STUPID, SPOILED, FAKE, IRRESPONSIBLE, SLUTTY BITCH….NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES..SHE WILL NEVER COVER UP THE UGLINESS….

  15. Robby

    Well I wood love to play those

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    Rob
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    She’s really ugly. So all you have to do is be a slut and you’ll be famous? This is a horrible message. They need to be hot too. MTV really needs to find hot sluts from now on because honestly if TV turns into a bunch of self important ugly chicks, like it is in real life, I’m gonna kill myself.

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    blair burns
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    …having kids ruins your boobs!! and last time i checked 6000 dollars doesn’t pay for your childs education. who the fk are we to judge her we arnt in her situation. good for her to make her body look amazing!! being a young mother myself id do the same thing. she works her ass off to make a better life for her daughter. good for you farrah. work it girl!

    • Yes, her daughter has a better life now knowing if they are ever in a plane crash she can use her mom’s tits as a flotation device.

      Being a young mother yourself, you are obviously just as reckless and stupid.

    • Colby Lucero

      this right here is why young women shouldnt have kids. you would spend 6000 dollars on your titties, on the reasoning that that isnt enough to pay for your kid’s education? and she worked her ass of to get them? really?…really? last i checked she got knocked up at sixteen than got famous for crying and making the ugly face every other episode she was on on that stupid show. sounds like she is a good decision maker though, what with the getting knocked up at sixteen, ignoring her daughter to try and go on dates with guys (i say try cause none of them seemed that interested in her), and spending the money she made on a set of really bad looking fakies. you two should get together, i am sure your kids will really benefit from that! =)

    • BethAnenny Who?

      Blair, your post shows your immaturity. AND your lack of morals, respect and scruples. Also, Spell check is installed for a reason, USE IT. it is your friend….and won’t give you a STD or another child you will not be able to raise on your own. (and people wonder why food stamps is at an all time high….a rotten President isn’t 100% at fault here…it’s KIDS HAVING KIDS!)

  18. poopsmith

    hmm so i thought being called a mom meant u had to have a child…doesnt giving yours away sort of strip you of that title?

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    I think she needs a higher bikini bottom…looks like her std’s are just gonna start jumpin out of there. lol.

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    cp3
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    Everyone knows you are supposed to get a boob job in the Fall so those babies have time to drop. Everyone except the 19-yr old cum-dumpster apparently.

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    Rob
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    Why did she go for the boob job over the nose job?

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    41-Maldonado
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    Teen moms with boob implants are such a string, and they look bad, those surgeons as done horrible job on it, those people are likely not too experienced

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    WTF
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    WHOA .

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    heather
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    bad plastic surgery. and bad mother

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    Master Cherry Plucker
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    People with so-called perfect bods have totally rotten attitudes. I’d take a stab at her, with my deadly weapon, no matter what! God, she’s got an ASS I’d die for my country for by suufication between those luscious cheeks!

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    hmmm
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    That 80′s hair cut is not helping her at all.

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    Why are you picking on Farrah? Zoe Kravitz is probably the only one in this group who does not have implants.

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    wow
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    Id love to bust a nut on her.

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    mistyfee
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    Farrah should have gotten her beak worked on before her breasts.

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    Commented on this photo:

    All u people have problems so go get help haha haha

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    CMM
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    Too skinny!!

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    KCLD
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    SHE IS HOT, ASS OR NO ASS, SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    KCLD
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    I WOULD FUCK HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    MUITO BELA LINDA BELO CORPO SEXY.

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    Yaya
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    She is not sexy though! Personally, her face aint cute. She is real BASIC!

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    endo
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    Watched her on the show, this girl is the biggest bitch ever. She treated her mom like a door mat she is a spoiled baby she should have taken any money she got and took personality and respect lessons. she needs to be forgotten about. she will end up all alone and on welfare. hope someone takes good care of her child.

    • ..absolutely agree
      In my opinion, she made very bad decisions also. I know, her mother is not the better mom in this world, but she’s very unrespectful with her parents (..call “Michael” to your father.. wtf!).
      She’s also so whimsical!: first, the dog (diaper-dog), then, implants, then, live in florida… and she then regrets for everyrhing! “i dont want the puppy anymore”, “i dont have money” “i feel alone”…
      I now is her life, but she need advice to make some decisions.

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    growupteens
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    Soooo dident she LEAVE her child with her mother to move away to “work” or get a better job or something like that … so what her Moving away and leaving HER baby with her mom just a way to get her boobies done and recover without having a toddler to pick up and bang into them ect ?…. good job screw up , all she did on the show was WHINE … pooor me , my babies dad died .. yes thats sad , but she acted like it never happend to anyone ever before but her … then cryed and cryed and whined and cryed , and i rember she would always put her daughter on the bed or the couch and walk away to talk on the phone , or use the computer , HELLO … being young is no excuse for being stupid .. putting your kid on a couch and leaving them to fall off and getting hurt then moving away and leaving your kid with your mom .. WHO HIT YOU in the face .. and then get your boobs done??? she done screwed up !!!!pooooor little sophia

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    Rhiannon Plato
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    Lol look at her body man, why would people be worried about the size of her nose! You all just jelly. I’M JELLY!

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    Janine
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    Isnt she the one who refused to breast feed her child because she was worried it would ruin her boobs? Yeah, way to prioritize, choose vanity over your childs health then get breast implants anyways. What a dumbass bitch!

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    alo
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    Hahahah Id like to see all these idiots in a bathing suit. You´re probable all ugly, and insecure the only thing you re good at is criticizing others.

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    Sprmcandy
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    Killer body !!

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    Chris
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    Great message. Get knocked up as a teenager and get a new sets of fake breasts. Just what we need more of……..

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    prissy
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    she needs to track down ashley simpson’s nose doc.

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    charliebuck83
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    I hate this chicks face and bangs and bad attitude Id love to punch her in the face. But her body is nice so guess Id squirt one in her and get her pregnant again then take her to court cause obviously shes an unfit mother then make here pay child support now thats how you do it son.

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    charliebuck83
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    Id be ashamed and look at the ground too if I was this chick

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    sissy
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    some of these comments are rude and stupid hating on her longs she likes the way she looks then so be it and if she wants time to relax no different than having grand parents watching the child because every mother or father needs quiet time to chill out nothing wrong with that my kids are older and i take them everywhere with me even when they was young……..just saying

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    sissy
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    and how and the hell can someone say she need to keep her legs close how about you do the same if it was YOU everyone was talking about think how YOU would feel

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    Tat Tvam Asi
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    In reply to Rob: Of course all you need to do is be a slut and you’ll become famous- Kim Kardashian and family come to mind! Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t that really the message we are sending to our girls and women. Make a sex tape, say it was a mistake, accuse the guy of releasing it, threaten to sue them for publicity then drop the case, have a show by Ryan Seacrest’s production or MTV, and keeping making effed up mistakes purposely to get more attention. Its a vicious cycle for attention-whores, I mean look at Kris Kardashian. There really is no hope for her and she is just waiting for her daughters to become adults so she can pimp them out. This woman, Farrah from Teen Mom is probably the worst mom on the show. I’m not sure how much is reality, but even for a show you don’t leave your kid out in a hallway of your building and forget her there for a whole 2 minutes, it takes 30 seconds for kidnapping, you don’t walk away from your infant on a couch and let them fall, you don’t spend your hard earned dollars on breast implants because a ‘fake’ modelling agent said bigger boobs will get you shoots or work, you probably should invest that in your child’s future or something that truly benefits both of you. I mean, I can’t really judge for sure that she is a bad mom, but of all the moms on the show, she is the worst. It’s sad really, because this is Sophia’s role model.

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    Fitaluvah
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    I will never understand why they cut out the feet of the girls in most celebrity pictures.

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    Patti
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    u needed a nose job girl! or did u get boobs so no one will look at ur face now?

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