‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants

January 7th, 2011 // 423 Comments

Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on fire. Any time I caught a glimpse of the show, Farrah was bitching at her mom for having the gall to give her a place to live which I could literally stand for 10 seconds before retreating to the kitchen and giving myself a vasectomy with a spoon so I never have a daughter. And now she’s got a pair of fakers which shouldn’t make her even more of an over-entitled brat. No, you only see those things on scientists or charity workers or doctors without borders. Real humanitarians.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    LEB
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    Shouldn’t that money have gone towards her daughter’s college education so she doesn’t f*ck up like her mom, rather than toward silicone bags in her chest? Isn’t being a slut what got her into this mess in the first place?

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    Davetonian
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    $10,000 boob job
    $15 hair cut

    I’m sure it was actually an outrageously priced hair cut done by sone guy named Pierre or Le Shiek but it looks lie she stuck her head in a weedwhacker

  3. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    Jami
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    They’re a good size and shape, but too far apart– Id be pissed if I spent money and woke up to those.

  4. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    Bev
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    Gross

  5. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    Bev
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    her body isn’t bad but her face is horrendous. have you ever seen the look on her face when she starts crying? painful. she is nothing but a phony b$%ch who needs parenting lessons.

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    laboo
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    Never heard of her…..

  7. lara

    clearly whoever wrote this did not grow up in an abusive household. I did, i acted like this girl, what you don’t see is her crying at night or the way she feels. you have no idea what that girl is going through, dont pretend you do. she was not “bitching at her mom for giving her a place to live”. her mom punched her so hard she split her lip. until you live in those conditions do not judge those that do.
    also, dont say that she deserved to be hit, no one does. physical violence is unacceptable.

  8. Totally agree with lara…no one on here even knows her. I live in council bluffs i went to tj with her ive had classes with her…and MTV will show only what they want to make a good story.

  9. Michelle

    I cannot believe no one has mentioned her over the top crying spells on the show…f-ing ridiculous and ugly! And now the bad boob job-ugh!these girls should have all made appts at Planned Parenthood. I pity their children. We require drivers license but any horny teen can become a parent!

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    husbandkiller
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    yea im a 20 year old mom of a 2 year old little girl……..i have stretch marks on my thighs AND stomach AND boobs AND sides now……..farrah you’re a bad bitch darling. FUCK THE HATERS.

  11. ashley

    I don’t know why y’all are hating on her just cause she got a boob job. I think she looks great and y’all are just jealous..

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    Emily
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    thats about all shes good at.

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    Kier
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    SHE IS SO FAKE AND SAME WITH MACI! THIS WAS SO PLANNED CUZZ WHO “ACCIDENTLY” BENDS OVER INFRONT OF THE CAMERA? WHO ALSO HAS A BIKINI THAT IS LIKE 4 SIZES TO SMALL ON AT THE TIME? WHO IS THE CLUB P TAKE PICTURES WITHOUT HAVING TRYING TO COVER YOURSELF! JUST OMG THESE “TEEN MOMS” IRRITATE ME TO WITTS END! CATELYNN IS BY FAR THE MOST NORMAL! I THOUGHT THEY DIDNT GET PAID VERY MUCH AND THEY HAVE REAL STRUGGLES. MY ASS THEY DO!

    • cj

      i so agree

    • FUCK U

      If you hate them so much then why are you on here searching for them? Why are you even reading or looking at this article? Dont you have anything else better to do? Maci is not fake!!! She is the best mom on the show and Catelynn is not normal have you watched any of the shows??? I swear ignorant people like you should not post on here!

    • MJ

      Catelynn and Tyler are role models to be proud of. Maci seems very authentic and amber, even though she suffers from rage attacks and struggles with personal issues, she seems to care for Leah. Farrah has self esteem issues accompanied with grieving the loss of Derek. But she does well with Sophia and Debra really pitches in as a grandma and that is clearly debra’s priority.
      I like the moms even though they have emotional hiccups along the way.

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    Hannah
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    She’s a butterface.

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    Elisabeth
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    shes still ugly as fuck

  16. Larry

    Still not sexy… Has the worst crying face in the history of reality tv too

  17. Jess

    I am extremely disappointed in Farrah. It’s obviously from the show that she is a very “girlie girl”, but I never thought she would alter her body to this extent. It really creeps me out when women want to get attention based on their breasts. I thought she had other priorities.

  18. jonathan

    I still think she looks beautiful and I love her body. I would love to have her as a gf. That would be like winning the lottery in my eyes.

  19. Dawn

    This article is pathetic, so what if she got fake boobs? she looks amazing! She obviously did it because she wasnt happy with what she had before, and theres nothing wrong with that.

  20. sofreakensuave

    Hot mama!!! Don’t hate on people just because your ugly.

  21. Sasha

    those match her! Fake boobs for a fake person.

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    terri
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    should of stuffed her ass

  23. cj

    i love watching these shows . it always shows these little bitches spending their money on bullshit they dont need instead of spending it on their child for clothes or food or saving for college .. something thats more important then implants , getting their nails and hair done , or going shopping . its so ridiculous . their making all this money doing absolutely NOTHING and blowing it all on themselves . i mean .. i wish i could get knocked up and go on mtv for a show and make 60,000 a season and just blow all the money . must be nice .,

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    cj
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    now she needs ass implants .

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    Karla Guevara
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks pretty it doesnt matter butt or boobs
    her skinny body is perfect … shes the best mommy of the showw
    Go farrah:)

  26. Mary

    Farrah is a bitch!

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    x
    Commented on this photo:

    yall are so JEALOUS plz stfu lol

  28. duanculo

    nothing more than a bratty piece of shit spoiled HORSEFACE bitch. i guess those new tits will go a far way in paying for expenses for her new child. her parents were too soft…no way i’m her dad andshe calls me by my first name .. so fucking disrespectful little bitch

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    kay
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    She still needs to get that sh*t stain looking mole removed from her neck! I would be more worried about that huge thing!

  30. cin

    am glad to see how these teen moms are “struggling” getting paid 250k a season, getting implants and staying at what looks like a five start resort must be really tough no woner so many teens are TRYING TO GET PREGO just to get on MTV….nice move another crappy show from MTV to give the teenagers the wrong impression of being a teen mom it would be better if u just didnt pay them one dime instead u give them so much money they dont have to work buy anything they want ummm what did they learn???

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    RH
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    she looks ok but shes still her snobby self with an ugly face, so boobs or no boobs your still you

  32. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    gorgeous girl, her boobs look amazing

  33. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    least she doesn’t have a million tattoos

  34. theybewhores

    yep, they be whores. for sho

  35. stilltightnright

    @gravyleg there are some of us those vaginas stay tight sorry had to say somethum cuz I tired of that myth! My husband thought that too boy was he surprised!

  36. stilltightnright

    @gravyleg that is such a myth they r things to does to prevent that trust me my husband thought that but was really surprised! Lol

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    Taylor
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    She’s sooooo gorgeous, look at that body after a baby, simply amazing!

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    mae
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    two words. nose job.

  39. Hannah

    Don’t watch the show or follow up on farrah if u don’t like her! U dickheads..

  40. chinadoll

    Umm get the fuck off her balls. She looks hot and has had a kid.that’s better than most.and everytime I watched the show no matter what she was being a good mom. So what? She wanted some tits and ppl get mad. Go worry about yourself. Maybe u should work out

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    lala
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    dam jealous! thats a body of a mom! i hope i look like that

    • yap yap

      She probably got that body thanks to the help of a plastic surgeon. Nothing that some liposuction and a good laser heir treatment can’t fix. I also have doubts her tan is natural, looks like she used some cream or something..

  42. blb

    …she didn’t need a boob job, she needed a NOSE job….

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    john
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    Farrah is on pornhub!!!!! dont belive me took a look for yourself!
    http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=220663544

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    Kassie1
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so nasty! The implants are disgusting.

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    Skillz909
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    Gorgeous, I would date her in a heartbeat…..call me girl…..find me….someway…..some how…..

  46. oldncrustyfreak

    Three Words Skank Ho Slut

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    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty young lady. I think I would have had my nose done instead, but she’s still pretty. She really needs to keep going to counseling though to learn how to deal with things AND ESPECIALLY how to treat her mom!

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    kaylee
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    wow…she was better looking before…

    btw…wheres the baby?

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    harmony
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    Dont forget she went to college and has 2 associates degrees! So if she wants to get boobs, who cares?

  50. Lucy

    Wow, yet another woman in this country who realizes what really matters in life—her breast size!!! Now everything is going to be wonderful. She looked fine before, now it looks like two softballs under her bikini top. Women have not come very far in this country if they can’t live without bigger breasts.

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