‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is a Calendar Model Now. Of Course.

This explains the implants.

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham appears in the 2011 Mastering the Art of the American Motorcycle Calendar which, don’t be fooled, actually has all kinds of hot chicks who unfortunately don’t fall under the purview of fair use. Anyway, Farrah has already held signing events where she sits next to all the issues of Us Weekly she’s been in for getting teen knocked up, so of course people in Missouri brought their impressionable young daughters to ask her for an autograph. “Can I get a TV show and dream modeling job, too?” they probably asked. Only one way to find out! USA!

Photos: J. Anthony Digital Photography