Teen Mom Farrah’s in a Bikini Again, And So Are Her Implants

July 12th, 2011 // 125 Comments

Is she looking at me or the seagull she’s pointing at? Knock it off.

Here’s Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham, and the implants she immediately spent all her MTV money on, being “candidly” photographed in Miami while staring directly at the camera, or trying her “best” to, which is hilarious for someone who wrote the following message on Twitter “yesterday”:

The question is : did Mtv ruin my life?

Of course, Farrah’s so pretty and probably would’ve made it without being on TV solely for getting knocked up at 16 like a fucking idiot. I mean, it’s not like she promoted a website today touting just that as the cornerstone of her career. Oh, wait:

Farrah Graduated in 2007 from a modeling and self-development class by Barbizon that sparked Farrah’s interest to continue her path on pursuing modeling, acting, talent work and pageants. She has been a part of her local modeling and acting scene, and American Miss Pageant, Miss Teen Iowa, Ranked 9th in 2009 as an OFC Ring Girl, Metropolitan acting class, “Salvation” Independent film, Omaha Fashion Week, M.A.D.D Fashion show, Fashion For Food Show, and Fashion In Salvation show, etc. Farrah was a promotional model for bigger companies as well as non- profit organizations including, Metropolitan Community College, One Love Revolution organization and Coke Zero. Farrah also is a part of hair modeling with the Following companies; Infra Shine, Matrix, Aquage and as well a NAHA hair model. Farrah has been blessed with being part of the original cast of two top rated MTV shows: 16 & Pregnant and Teen MOM, which captured the eyes of 5.6 million viewers. This led to Farrah being on countless online websites, blogs, YouTube, top magazines, and other MTV shows such as “The Seven” and “The Alexa Chung Show.” Farrah hopes to continue being a part of the talent industry and enjoys meeting new people who inspire her.

INTERVIEWER: So, what kind of experience will you bring to this job?
FARRAH: I was on TV because I don’t know how condoms work.
INTERVIEWER: I see. Are you pregnant right now? Because a man’s about to walk in here and TASER you in the tit for wasting my time. Jimmy!

(Someone read that to her.)

Photos: Splash News


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  2. Motorboat Captain

    A horrible person with a great ass.

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    We’re here in Miami, where we’ve secretly replaced Farrah Abraham’s baby with this plastic bottle wrapped in a towel. Let’s see if she can tell the difference!

  4. Stephanie

    So when did Joe Camel become a dad?

  5. the captain

    psssst: seen her navel?
    GIVE IT A CLOSE LOOK, folks!!

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    I bet that if you litter in front of her a single tear slowly runs down her face.

  7. You're right

    It doesn’t matter how bangin’ her body is; she’s got the face of a mule, and will only get uglier as she grows older. Revel in the spotlight, honey; you’ll be blowing dudes for rent money soon enough…

  8. lisa

    i cannot stand this girl she has the worst attitude i have ever seen and her poor daughter is goin to grow up just like her she carries her daughter everywhere cant she walk yet farrah is not as good looking as she thinks she is too into her looks to care about anything else

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    Stop encouraging this girl!

  10. wishbone

    She’s a teen? She looks like she’s in her 30′s.

  11. Noel


  12. billabong021

    *UGH* that nose is gross..

  13. Art Linkletter

    I’d eat her ass.

  14. AGame

    so sad that this chicks top priority is a boob job?!?!? the whole first half of the premiere episode focused on how tough it was for her getting a loan approved for those fake bolt-ons. ugh….

    i am hoping she sees them as a career investment, but when “Omaha Fashion Week, M.A.D.D Fashion show, Fashion For Food Show, and Fashion In Salvation show” are what your boasting on a resume, your sadly only truly a mall model, nothing more.

  15. ZennyDaa

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    WOW all of you are brutal.. why is everyone so offended by this girl… you all are ripping her up about her looks.. I have followed this website for years and it seems like the maturity level has dropped to middle school level.
    I could understand if she farted on an elevator with you or stole your starburst but what is everyones problem…

    • amy

      iam w/ you radiobunny…..if half the guys ripping her on this site saw her in a bar they’d be on that like white on rice

  17. Kamrynne

    This chick is way to shallow,rude,and lucky for her being stupid is not illegal…

  18. Did Jim Valvano come back to life?

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    It’s a hard-knock life when your dad dies in a car crash and your mom’s actually the bigger wreck.

  20. naano

    she looks like a muppet

  21. jlnvw76

    Fem Laden

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    why are these pictures airbrushed in these type of “candid” shots? Her skin doesn’t look right

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    what kind of car is that?

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    meh! poor baby looks ugly

  25. melissa stevens

    you know I was a teen mom at 18 and I couldn’t of done it without my mom. Farrah you are one rude girl I would never soeak to my mother like you do yours. My sons dad was not in his life at all so I was so appreciative of my mom for helping me with him . I would of done busted you in your mouth for talking to me like that you are so disrespectful to her. My son is 25 now and has a son of his own and he don’t have anything to do with him but I do. And his momma is so grateful that I help her. So are just nasty.and need to wake up and appreciate your family. Everyone needs help.

  26. karyle

    Farah is the biggest bitch I have ever seen. OMG to act the way she does is just revolting. Glad she’s not my kid!! I bet if her mom knew what she was gonna turn out like she would have aborted her.

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    she Just got braces. She offer to fix that snout. Hook

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    screw the implants .. she needs a nose job

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    It is better having a kid and raising him/her than having an abortion…..so stop being so rude, selfish and materialistic…..are you such perfect parents? I don’t think so……so…instead of judging someone in such a bad way, using so ugly words, have a look first in your own garden!!!!!

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    Mom your tits feel bigger than before..what’s the secret…

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    Dr.Awesome she aint ugly. Plus if she was she probably got it from you.

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    Poor baby ugly like the momma

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    I think shes in heat

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