Teen Mom Farrah’s in a Bikini Again, And So Are Her Implants

July 12th, 2011 // 125 Comments

Is she looking at me or the seagull she’s pointing at? Knock it off.

Here’s Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham, and the implants she immediately spent all her MTV money on, being “candidly” photographed in Miami while staring directly at the camera, or trying her “best” to, which is hilarious for someone who wrote the following message on Twitter “yesterday”:

The question is : did Mtv ruin my life?

Of course, Farrah’s so pretty and probably would’ve made it without being on TV solely for getting knocked up at 16 like a fucking idiot. I mean, it’s not like she promoted a website today touting just that as the cornerstone of her career. Oh, wait:

Farrah Graduated in 2007 from a modeling and self-development class by Barbizon that sparked Farrah’s interest to continue her path on pursuing modeling, acting, talent work and pageants. She has been a part of her local modeling and acting scene, and American Miss Pageant, Miss Teen Iowa, Ranked 9th in 2009 as an OFC Ring Girl, Metropolitan acting class, “Salvation” Independent film, Omaha Fashion Week, M.A.D.D Fashion show, Fashion For Food Show, and Fashion In Salvation show, etc. Farrah was a promotional model for bigger companies as well as non- profit organizations including, Metropolitan Community College, One Love Revolution organization and Coke Zero. Farrah also is a part of hair modeling with the Following companies; Infra Shine, Matrix, Aquage and as well a NAHA hair model. Farrah has been blessed with being part of the original cast of two top rated MTV shows: 16 & Pregnant and Teen MOM, which captured the eyes of 5.6 million viewers. This led to Farrah being on countless online websites, blogs, YouTube, top magazines, and other MTV shows such as “The Seven” and “The Alexa Chung Show.” Farrah hopes to continue being a part of the talent industry and enjoys meeting new people who inspire her.

INTERVIEWER: So, what kind of experience will you bring to this job?
FARRAH: I was on TV because I don’t know how condoms work.
INTERVIEWER: I see. Are you pregnant right now? Because a man’s about to walk in here and TASER you in the tit for wasting my time. Jimmy!

(Someone read that to her.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. walnut
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    thats yummy looking

  2. neo

    tha nexxxt casey anthony, i called it. FU BITCHES

    • TRUTH

      The money would have been better spent on a nose job.

      • arielle


      • becca

        Her money would have been better spent on intensive therapy. She blames her parents for “ruining” her life and is a constant bitch to both of them. Before trying to better your body, try bettering your inside because from what I have seen on the show, Farrah is one superficial, soul lacking bitch! She will pass nothing on to her child but how to get chemical balls installed on her chest and use men like her father “Mich-ael” to do for her until she looses her locks and turns into a Prozac popping, wine guzzler like her mom.

  3. Jiggolo

    Ray Romano is looking tight!

  4. tell you what those taser barbs are a motherfucker to get out. better used on fake tits than that flawless ass (pic 3)

  5. I stink

    should have spent the money on a nose job and labia reconstruction instead.

    • Fletch

      The nose was the first thing I noticed. She should have gotten that beak cut off and waited until next year’s check for the boob job.

  6. Nom nom nom

    Yummy! That’s what I’m talking about, give me some o’ dat white trash meat.

  7. MrsWrong

    The question is : did Mtv ruin my life? Yes, but they also killed the radio star. The trick is to wait 10 years…

  8. rican

    Whomever first said that TV makes you dumber could never have imagined that MTV was going to use it as their mission statement.

  9. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    “That one’s your dad, no wait, that one”

  10. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    “Are YOU my daddy?”

  11. Frank Burns

    The ‘Jimmy Durante’ must have been on special when she got her nose job. I’ll give her a butterface award, but only the plastic one I picked up cheap at an Oklahoma flea market.

  12. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    Sorry, honey, they’re just for show. You won’t find what you’re looking for in there.

  13. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    Does any one else feel like those back dimples are staring at them?

  14. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    I guess they really are fun bags

  15. Disco Dave

    When will men learn? You only do a chick like this in the ass. Otherwise, you’re risking bringing an innocent child into the world that has to deal with her every day of his or her life.

  16. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    And while we’re scrutinizing this women’s unfortunate labia Planned Parenthood is being defunded state by state by those waging a war against poor women who just want to get Pap smears, breast exams & affordable contraceptives. Fuck, this country is losing it’s mind.

  17. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
    Senor Trout
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    They could change the name of the show from ‘Teen Moms’ to ‘Butterfaces With Kids’…actually, I guess it would be ‘Butterfaces With Kids, featuring ButterEverything Amber Portwood.’

  18. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    nice car for a “teen” mom…

  19. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    She’s fugly….forget the boob job….you need a nose job, before that honker blows that kid away.

  20. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    “No, PULL it! How else is mommy going to pretend to have an accidental nipple slip?”

    • eNit

      no way! kids always do that lol
      I have a niece and she’s always trying to pull my top down when I pick her up.

  21. grobpilot

    Anyone else think she looks like a young, female version of Jaimie Farr?

  22. PoorMaryKelly

    MTV didn’t knock her up. That’s all her. I feel bad for that kid though. Her mother and grandmother are fucking lunatics. Farrah is not nearly as hot as Farrah thinks she is.

  23. Compound9

    So with all this modeling *cough* “bullshit” when is she going to find time to instill in her child the same morals that she herself Obviously has.

    Never show me this shit again, IGHT?

  24. David Berkowitz

    Coupla roofies and bend he r over a chair

  25. She should have put some of that boob money towards rhinoplasty. That’s a schnoz that no boobjob is going to excuse.

  26. It was on that day that, Batman didn’t know whether to beat up the Penguin or fuck it.

  27. Venom

    I don’t know, I like her. I think she is the hottest one out of all the girls on that stupid show followed by that Maci chick.
    Her face is so so, but she has an outstanding body.
    She is kind of sweet but kind of dumb also, which means she will let you do anything to her that you want and even if you cheat on her or whatever, she will always take you back.

    Basically as long as you tell her her daughter is adorable, and that she is gorgeous and should definitely be a model, you can bang her anytime you want.

    Single moms with fucked up relationships with their parents FTW.

  28. Barbizon? Like, the same Barbizon that had a 30 second spot during every WWF broadcast in 1985?

  29. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    Butter face.

  30. Jake

    I’d do her with the kid watching from the crib. Teen moms left anything fly.

  31. Sheppy

    If push comes to shove I probably would.
    She’s certainly the hottest of these teen mom’s I’ve seen.

  32. BigDad
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    You would love to lick the smelly b-hole you nasty scum bag!

  33. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    If she had a feather in her hair I’d swear it was Chief Wahoo.

  34. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    STFU. You’d do her and you know it!

  35. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
    hot mess
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    She has a great body, and I actually think her implants compliment her……… but let’s serious, a rhinoplasty is definitely in order.

  36. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
    Someone Else
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    I don’t go to Hufpo for boobs and I don’t come here for political discussions. Just boobs and butts.

  37. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    This picture is soooooooooooo funny! oh man!

  38. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    Her daughter reminds me of Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.

  39. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    About to pull a Coco Arquette.

  40. Frank
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    That ass looks AMAZING! I’m with Hugh – except, I might go for a month instead of a week!!

  41. Sherwood Schwartz

    I would like to take her on a three – hour tour !

  42. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    She looks like a Muppet. A Muppet with fake knockers. A Muppet with fake knockers and a wicked case of dude face.

  43. Fug face id like to rough
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    Where am I?

  44. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    Why is that DUMB CUNT such a DUMB CUNT???

  45. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    @Queen4Hart – I was totally thinking the same thing. Rhinoplasty would have been a much smarter surg… oh. Wait. Nevermind.

  46. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
    Dr. Awesome
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    Good God, that kid is ugly.

  47. You could drive a truck through the gap between her thighs. That’s a plus.

  48. KOOL GUY

    beauty at her finnest~”

  49. TomFrank

    That résumé up there is HILARIOUS. I mean, someone else had to have written it, and while everything’s spelled correctly (at least in that above excerpt), the grammar’s still atrocious. So she couldn’t even hire someone to do that right.

    One wonders what the truth is behind some of those past jobs and appearances. Did being a “promotional model” for Coke Zero—which, according to her description, is its own company—amount to handing out free cans at the county fair? Y’know, stuff like that.

  50. Teen Mom Farrah Implants Bikini
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    wow im 17 never had any kids and would love my body to look like that,

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