BEST OF 2011: ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Does Bikini Photos Now

December 27th, 2011 // 62 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.


Posted: 1.7.2011

During the early months of 2011, MTV’s Teen Mom was somehow way more popular than a reality show glorifying underage dipshits who couldn’t figure out how condoms work had any right to be. On top of that, these chicks were taking their MTV paychecks, immediately turning them into brand new bolt-ons and then parading around in bikini pictures. A trend that started with Farrah Abraham (above) because she’s something of a modern-day Sojourner Truth if not way more important. “While the right to vote is paramount to our cause, will it cock-tease a man into buying you shoes?” – Susan B. Anthony, 1776.

Original Post: ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants

Photos: Splash News


  1. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    Thought she got her nose done, too? Are these the results? All in all, refund gap is pretty bad, lower half pretty solid, overall 4.19845 on the physical, -1000000000 on the personality/human being rating. Just a fowl, ignorant, annoying as hell get out, of a person. If I were rich, I’d pay MTV NOT to put her on the air. Oh, that poor, cute little baby. Doesn’t have a chance with that mom and granny. Ughhh..

  2. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    O really she is very hot in all bikini pic. and her body looking so very perfect. in this bikini.

  3. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    I would pound her ’til her ears bled

  4. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    she was cute, now not so much.

  5. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
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    keep workn tha hot bikini body Farrah fuck all the haterz they are all simply jealous of how amazing your body looks after having a child and are probably sick of hearing their men talk about how sexy you are……omg the things i would do to Farrah…mmmm filthy!!!

  6. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    thats all
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    Hahaha, whats with all the worries about her nose? Last time I was stoking the fire, I wasn’t looking at the mantle piece.

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