‘Teen Mom’ Farrah’s Still Putting Her Implants in Bikinis

September 29th, 2011 // 97 Comments

If you’re wondering if Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is still posing for bikini photos while her child plays with her implants, the answer is yes. Yes, she is. And if you’re wondering if “Teen Mom Farrah” and “implants” are popular search terms, that would somehow also be a yes. What? Just because I didn’t teen impregnate, I can’t be a whore, too? That’s racist.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. wb

    Is she pregnant again? Sure looks like it.

  2. Carlton Banks

    i bet she doesn’t even feel that kid pushing on her boob.

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    maeby
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    is there another kid in there?It looks…paunchy.

    • christine

      ya her belly looks like she gots another kid!!! She is not happy she is a CUNT!!! She is rude to all she shows n the show all said there!!!

  4. Frank Burns

    Butterface. And with a kid. Attraction fail imminent.

  5. Parker

    I’d be happy to stuff her butt full of my weiner.

  6. Is this all this person does now? Staged photo shoots at the beach?

  7. Getting my roughs off

    Another one trying to look bullet proof but yet avoiding wearing a Teflon made vest.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    *yawn*
    I consider this a clue that it’s a slow celebrity news day.

  9. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    They shoot A LOT of porn in Miami. She should really put some thought behind this.

  10. MisAnnThropy

    Who keeps giving this spoiled whore attention?? These girls need to go the same route as Spence & Heidi..

  11. Randy

    She’s fugly and her kid is even fuglyer.

  12. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Now auditioning for the series spin-off.

  13. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, you’re going to HAVE to pick it up if you want me to take prearranged candid shots. Just hold it for a second, and pretend you’re going to kiss it. Then we’ll give it back to the nanny. Think of the money you’ll get from TMZ.”

  14. SIN

    Mommy, men pay you to let them do this to you?

  15. I would like to put my cock in between her implants.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    She takes it in the ass so much the writing on her shorts is coming off. They gotta grab something to pull them down.

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    Hobo Wine
    Commented on this photo:

    For a second, I thought she was packing some thick meat in a green buldge. But it’s a boobie and a purple toe. Oops.

  18. Tom

    Her neck owes me an apology for that face.

  19. Huh?

    I would fuck the living brains out of this bitch.

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    Mitch
    Commented on this photo:

    She should have spent a little more and fixed that ginormous beak.

  21. She looks like Amy Winehouse, and no, that’s not a good thing.

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    MM
    Commented on this photo:

    Teen mom? She looks like she’s 30! Well, except for her tits, of course…

  23. kimmykimkim

    This bitch needs to be popped in the fucking mouth. The way she talks to people! She’s such an ungrateful little cunt. I wanna run over the bitch but, I don’t want to get her evil blood on my car.

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    Dingus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d put a baby in that…farrah that is…

  25. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    “No, mum, these feel weird. You need to get a refund.”

  26. JP

    Ugh…ugh…UGLY.

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    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re a liar if you say you wouldn’t hit it. That’s why you can turn the lights off. Her body is nice, fake tits aside.

  28. Do Freebird

    I see her becoming rather fugly by time she reaches 30. I also see her daughter getting knocked up by time she’s 15, ’cause that’s the way whte trash rolls.

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    Soviet Choonion
    Commented on this photo:

    That actually looks good!

  30. Venom

    She is a hot little piece of ass.
    She just needs to fix that nose and she is good to go.

  31. chev70

    I’d smash her back doors in.

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    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Have a feeling a similar pose could have led to the whole “mom” part

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    Victoria
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy. Straight up classy.

  34. richie

    great bod. face looks like a young Maya Rudolph.

  35. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Baby, do you remember when Nana smacked Mommy just like this?”

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mommy, your boobie feels like that melon we had for breakfast at the hotel that time. Remember, Mommy? I said why don’t we have this melon at home, and you said it was only for fancy people, and I cried and cried.”

  37. B

    What’s wrong with her face? Oh, that’s it, she ugly as fuck. I would still bend her over and kill that ass.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s nice to see Gilbert Gottfried can still get work.

  39. What a retard

    Geebus… she looks like a moose with fake tits…

  40. Tristyn

    Who knew?.?.? That much ugly was possible in DNA !!

  41. In every shot, Sophia is always trying to get at Farrah’s boobs. Honey, those are fake, your not gonna get anything out of them. You’d figure by now, you would have learn that….but you are just as dumb as your mama, see you on teen mom in 14 years from now.

  42. Oh and yes….both of them are sinfully ugly.

  43. Yb

    She did make the mistake of getting pregnant and def should not be getting media attention for that.
    But all u guys are hatred haha
    Bet you all are fat with more kids and no life
    No people with life would sit on the computer and talk shit about people on tv ta

  44. Otis

    She needs to do porn. She has a face made for jizzloads

  45. Toya

    @kimmykimkim

    COSIGN 100%!!!!!

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    Curious Troll
    Commented on this photo:

    That poor fucking kid. That’s a damn shame.

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    kilroypoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya i would totally “accidentally” forget to pull out with this girl

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    kilroypoy
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanna nut in this rude bitches mouth sooooo bad

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    Madcow
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d tongue-punch her fartbox.

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