Teen Mom Farrah’s Doing Bikini Photos With Her Daughter Now. Goddammit.

“How’s that pactissin’ fer work, mama?”

Earlier today we found out Teen Mom Farrah brought her three-year-old daughter to Vivid’s offices to “negotiate” her sex tape (Read: Pretend she wasn’t paid for it in advance and already signed a release form.), so why not follow up that with mommy/daughter swimsuit photos to boost Farrah’s name recognition so more people will buy a pornographic movie of her getting fucked by James Deen for over an hour? That’s what having kids is all about. Unless you’re my parents, then it’s free lawn care and snow removal because “What’s a labor law?” Haha, fuck you, dad.

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