‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood’s Baby a Ward of The State

During an emergency child placement hearing Tuesday, Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s daughter was legally declared a ward of the state following last week’s charges of two felonies and a misdemeanor. RadarOnline reports:

That means that as the Department of Child Services assesses Leah’s living situation the child technically becomes a ward of the state, even though she is currently staying with Shirley.
A ward of the state is an adult or child whose guardianship is determined by a judge who appoints a government agency to oversee the ward of the state’s affairs.
RadarOnline.com also learned that the Indiana Department of Child Services supervised Portwood’s visit with Leah at Gary’s house on Tuesday after court.

While the natural response here would be to point out that Christian Republicans demonize abortions yet at the same time bitch their tax dollars being spent on deadbeats who can’t raise their kids, we need to stay focused on the real loser here: Britney Spears. Think about it for a second, in the eyes of the government, she’s essentially regarded the same way as a toddler birthed by white trash idiots. If she had even a lick of self-awareness, she’d shoot herself in the neck. Fortunately, her only pressing and cohesive thought at the moment is “Furkey tomorrah?” and that’s under the assumption Britney’s cognizant of the passage of time. I’m probably getting ahead of myself.

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