‘Teen Mom’ Amber Turned 21

May 16th, 2011 // 84 Comments

And I’ve officially overloaded this day with too much sexy.

Here’s Teen Mom star Amber Portwood celebrating her 21st birthday with Gary Shirley at “Jimbo’s Bar” in Indiana because if there’s one thing this show was missing, it’s fetal alcohol syndrome. I’m actually not joking, this is probably just the angle MTV was looking for. “Alright, folks, Teen Mom was almost entirely repugnant, but we owe it to ourselves to push it to that next step. Which is why I present to you, Onesies and 40s. Bob, lights. *clicks on video reel* I’ll be in the back repeatedly whispering “cha-ching” if anyone needs- Haha! That baby crawled into the stove ’cause his mom loves gin.”

Photo: INFdaily

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    JANE
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    awww he’s sleeping, he got tired from eating everyone in the club

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    Raaaaaaaa
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    We’ve just found the missing link in the evolution of man…..

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    tmfvaughan
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    I just sharted and puked in my mouth AT THE SAME TIME.

  4. Superfacial

    “Get in my belly!”

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    wednesday
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    those labial folds of his stomach are hypnotizing.. but at least they are distracting my eye from the clusterfuck of awful that surrounds them.

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    snarf snarf
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    “Get in my belly!!”

  7. cc

    I am suing Coors over pic 17. Everyone else is free to join in.

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    Dee
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    Dude looks like a crime scene!

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    Dee
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    He looks like a crime scene!

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    zilly
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    I still think of Goonies every time I look at her.

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    Are these photos from the delivery room? I was always curious how trailer babies were born.

  12. she’s stupid for getting back with him and man is he fat!

    • Yes, she definitely is stupid, and a bitch, and he is fat…but make no mistake, she is certainly no major prize that deserves any better.

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    ewwwwwwwww thats all i have to say.

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    sluts and that girl in the pink know she’s not suppose to drink while she’s pregnant

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    GaryFatFucker
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    “Finally the rufees are kicking in” “Why does it smell like tuna,feet and bacon in here?”

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    GaryFatFucker
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    He knocked her out with a combo of his ass gas and fat belly smacks

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    Kelly
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    I weigh 110 pounds , And I’m pretty sure my ass looks like that :) So shut up you douchebag’s .

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    Leanna @ Raptortoe.com
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    Aaahhahaha fattie looks like a muppet!!

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