‘Teen Mom’ Amber Turned 21
And I’ve officially overloaded this day with too much sexy.
Here’s Teen Mom star Amber Portwood celebrating her 21st birthday with Gary Shirley at “Jimbo’s Bar” in Indiana because if there’s one thing this show was missing, it’s fetal alcohol syndrome. I’m actually not joking, this is probably just the angle MTV was looking for. “Alright, folks, Teen Mom was almost entirely repugnant, but we owe it to ourselves to push it to that next step. Which is why I present to you, Onesies and 40s. Bob, lights. *clicks on video reel* I’ll be in the back repeatedly whispering “cha-ching” if anyone needs- Haha! That baby crawled into the stove ’cause his mom loves gin.”