‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood: ‘MTV Didn’t Make Me Hit Gary’

December 29th, 2010 // 39 Comments

Seen here fulfilling her family’s dream to be the first grandkid to make bail in 24 hours, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has apparently changed her tune about MTV paying her to assault Gary Shirley, according to RadarOnline:

Paperwork filed by prosecutors says that Portwood admitted her violent incidents were not staged for MTV. She made this admission in front of her lawyer after having been read her rights, according to the paperwork, which also said she claimed to be under a doctor’s care.
“She claimed the incidents were out of anger and were not staged for the reality show,” the paperwork reads, detailing an October 20 meeting of Portwood, her attorney and police.”She claimed to not remember everything due to some medical issues in which she is under a Dr.’s care for currently.”
According to the paperwork filed at Portwood’s December 28 arraignment, the 20-year-old mother of one will have the No Contact Order established upon her release from custody on bail or personal recognizance. A judge ordered her to have no contact with Gary Shirley. Earlier she was told she could not have contact with her daughter but the judge did not enforce that.

Ah, the old family court maxim of always making sure the child stays with the mother. Even if said mother has admitted in court documents to suffer some sort of “medical issue” that causes her to go into a violent blackout rage that ends in restraining orders. Let’s make sure the kid sees that person while that’s currently unresolved. What could possibly go wrong? *imagines baby getting kicked into a soccer goal* Haha! Babies aren’t balls.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. dude

    “MTV didn’t make me hit Gary. The voices in my head, heavy inbreeding, and a dash of meth did.”

    • All the rough moves

      You know? After viewing the tape of her doing the Pacquiao relentlessly on punching bag Tom Deluise, like everyone else I was wanted to ‘throw Portwood from the train’. Until I came to my senses and realize that I have compassion for these two. Why two slightly unaesthetic young people exposed their lives for a TV show on a network like MTV. How much money are they making and is it worth it? Cruel, cruel world we live in.

    • All the rough moves

      Geez us that was 3 hours ago.

  2. ChinoLatino

    First Bitches!! FOAD… lol

  3. xtina

    EYEBROWS wtf

  4. yoursisterscunt

    The lying hog is sunning herself with the self satisfaction only an inbred can have.

  5. youcandieNOW

    It would be really easy for her to mistake her kids fat head for a soccer ball too. Nice meth brows!

  6. I used to think that it was Gary that was the abusive one when I first started watching the show, but as episodes went on I found that it was HER that was aggressive and verbally abusive and I couldn’t understand WHY he put up with it, but he always took care of Leah BETTER then Amber did. I hope he gets custody.

  7. All the rough moves

    You know? After viewing the tape of her doing the Paquiao relentlessly on punching bag Tom Deluise, like everyone else I was wanted to ‘throw Portwood from the train’. Until I came to my senses and realize that I have compassion for these two. Why would two slightly unappealing young people exposed their lives for a TV show for a network like MTV. How much money are they making and is it worth it?

  8. McFeely Smackup

    ”She claimed to not remember everything due to some medical issues in which she is under a Dr.’s care for currently.”

    I wasn’t aware there was finally a treatment for White Trashitis. All those “walk for the cure” and ribbon wearing (a rebel flag bandanna tied around the nutsack) finally paid off. God bless you ugly chick who looks like Shrek’s wife, you’re an inspiration to inbred rednecks everywhere.

    Or did she mean she’s just chugging a lot of Dr Pepper?

  9. misterfister

    Who cares about this ugly little cum dumpster. She looks like a low rent, fat version of Bjork minus the swan dress.

  10. bitingontinfoil

    LMAO in other words “MTV has threatened to sue my ass off over my lies”. I’ve never seen the show personally, but have seen a clip of her beating on the guy. I have no CLUE how he managed not to sock the little pig. She needs a good, ol’ fashioned “Snooki punch”!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1iDwAbjlo

  11. All the rough moves

    Post #2

    You know? After viewing the tape of her doing the Paquiou relentlessly on punching bag Tom Deluise, like everyone else I was wanted to ‘throw Portwood from the train’. Until I came to my senses and realize that I have compassion for these two. Why two slightly unaesthetic young people exposed their lives for a TV show on a network like MTV. How much money are they making and is it worth it? Cruel, cruel world we live in.

  12. They must have paid for her prison makeover.

  13. All the rough moves

    Testing! where is my comment on the Portwood girl…

  14. heh

    those brows……..

  15. What a stupid bitch

    And now the excuses begin. First, it’s “anger issues”, next it’s “I’m on medication that causes me to get angry”. What’s next, her dog told her to do it? Bitch, take responsibility for your actions; your ass is headed to prison, and you won’t be seeing your kid anytime soon…

  16. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    lukas
    Commented on this photo:

    Hollllly shit it has claws!!!

  17. All the rough moves

    And the search for a size 0 waist proof reader still in effect….

  18. noooooooooo

    She’s going to her happy place aka McDonalds in that shot. “Aww shucks I dun got a fry in mah nuggets haer”

  19. Been there...

    I empathize with Gary. I’ve been in a relationship with a chick who liked to swing on me. It was the most frustrating thing. I’m about Gary’s size. Most men would definitely think twice about swinging at me. The last person I hit was in a bar fight, I messed up the guy’s cheekbone causing him to have surgery. When this chick would swing on me, I could not hit a female, no Chris Brown. It was the most frustrating thing in the world. My first instinct is to fight when I’m hit. It took every bit of personal control not to swing back. I’m glad Gary kept his composure.

  20. Pangulin

    This woman and I use the term loosely so as not to offend the real women reading this……needs to be publicly pummeled on another MTV show……”Bully Beatdown”. I can see it now………Amber hitting the pro-fighter and getting her not so little ass beaten into the ring flooring. Now, that would make interesting TV.

  21. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    annajane
    Commented on this photo:

    since she didn’t have any dignity to take they took half of her eyebrows instead…

  22. Carolyn

    Flat out ugly.

  23. wim

    she did organise a site for P*EDOPHILES…………

  24. Galtacticus

    MTV sure knows how to pick their ‘reality’ stars. But the most saddest and baddest latest news is the fact that we’ve only one bottle of beer left …

    • Nero

      Really?! *Grabs chest*

      • Rhialto

        We’ll line up, fully armored, in front of this beer bottle. And one by one we’ll kneel and take up the bottle for a last zip. *Picks a tear* As a tribute we’ll use the empty beer bottle as a vase for this most precious flower.

      • Rhialto

        It’s ofcourse the sunflower you silly and desperate interpretators. Go start more fairy tales! And hurt your brains even more!

      • Galtacticus

        We aren’t regular booze drinkers anyway. There have been even years without any booze.

      • Galtacticus

        I quitted smoking for years and after that i started again out of boredom and quitted again. I’m one of the few who’s able to quit smoking at once effordless.

  25. malo

    She lost alot of weight, shes not super fat anymore,
    Why does she still have a pig’s face? im not joking her face and her nose look like a pig

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