‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Arrested

If you get a makeover just for your mugshot, you might be a redneck.

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was arrested on Monday for beating Gary Shirley in front of their toddler daughter while MTV filmed the entire incident and/or possibly orchestrated it. People reports:

“Domestic battery has an automatic 24 hold,” an officer at the Madison County jail in Anderson, Ind., where Portwood is being held told PEOPLE. “Even if someone pays your bond, you still have to wait 24 hours to be released.”
Earlier on Monday, Portwood was charged by the Madison County prosecutor with three felonies, including two counts of domestic battery and one count of neglect of a dependent. She was also charged with one misdemeanor charge of domestic battery. She was booked at 4:21 p.m. and bail was set at $5,000.

I’ve pretty much said everything that needed to be said about this situation – ABORTION – so I took the liberty of adding photos of Amber at age 15 that not only reinforces my thesis but shocks and boggles the mind because you don’t see how they could possibly end in a mugshot. Random meth lab explosion, sure. But mugshot? I don’t think so. These kids are trained to chew through policemen’s arms. That’s the first rule of Meth Club.

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